The group followed the two pony’s to a local park near the school. In that park was a massive ship similar to Alex’s.
”welcome aboard the debauchery”
“Glorious”
”I know”
The group all went onboard and looked in aw at the massive ship
” eh, I’ve seen bigger”
”but does your ship have a RUM ROOM?”
”yes”
”oh...”
As the group toured the debauchery it eventually dawned on them that Gavin was separated from the group
”wait where’s Gavin?”
”Gavin?”
”the other guy that was with us”
”...”
Laughter was heard near the ship and as everyone went to the top deck they saw Gavin talking to three girls... when dawn and lightning saw him they physically paled and began sweating. Noah seeing Gavin holding something threw down a shadow portal and jumped through. He appeared in a bush beside the girls with a cardboard box. He sincerely hoped things would be ok
”oh come on? What’s not to like?”
Gavin muttered something under his breath as one of the girls brushed against his pelvis. he clutched the object he was holding tightly
”oh you have been a bad boy-“
She was cut off when to the shock of eveyone present by the back of Gavin’s hand. The force used on the attack was powerful enough to throw the girl Into a backpedal as Gavin pressed a button on the device he was holding...
The sound of screeching tires followed the sound of...
DEJA VU
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A man by the name of Justin had just finished watching an episode of dragon ball when suddenly a beeping sound was heard from his kitchen. He inspected the noise and realizing the severity of the situation grabbed a wooden katana off his wall and a trench coat as well. The unusually determined man kicked down the door to his apartment and he sped off to the Parking lot as he unlocked his car. The vehicle unleashed a roar as the car door set back down to reveal a special text embedded in the side: ”THOT PETROL すみません“the car sped off as it led him to a comically large cardboard box caking the outside of a tunnel...
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Meanwhile...
The box from earlier began to shake violently as the massive object blasted through the side and drifted stopping moments before it hit one of the girls...the doors blasted open, hitting the girl that stumbled backwards into it as the result of a backhand. The man in a trench coat slowly exited the vehicle
And then he spoke
”Sumimasen”
He threw the wooden katana like throwing knives and hit one of them directly in the head...before the katana broke on impact
”well I did all I could do.”
”this won’t be the last you’ve heard of the sirens you bru-“
Lightning and dawn’s fears were confirmed as Gavin cut her off with another backhand
”oh fuck it’s like venom all over again.”
Although Alex was interested in what his counterpart said he was more focused on Justin. Using his shovel as a pole Alex vaulted towards Justin and landed beside him glaring strongly as the sirens made their escape. Justin saw Alex than quickly returned the glare.
”brony”
”weaboo”
The two continued to grimace before they suddenly broke the stares and began laughing
”holy shit dude you seriously used that?”
”yep its actually my-“
...although Justin was cut off, this time it wasn’t from Gavin giving someone a backhand. The device Justin had began beeping again
”ah shit. Gotta go guys. Duty calls.”
”...and that is?”
”banishing thot’s”
Without another word he quickly left and went through the cardboard tunnel and blasted off again ending the meating just as quickly as it began.
”...I’m a little bit confused.”
“So am I”
”why are you confused?”
“I actually don’t know.”
”well that’s what bamboozlement is about isn’t it?”
“I have taught you well”
”...Noah I need you to keep an eye on Gavin for me.”
“Why”
”we don’t wanna lose him like we did venom. Long story short if he becomes a pimp we are absolutely screwed”
“...ok...why?”
Lightning winced
”...”
She quickly returned walked away with a huff and retreated to the captain’s quarters
”...she and Alex have a... problem of sorts. Talk to Alex about it.”
”talk to me about what?”
Alex had climbed back on board
”about what you should have told Noah mr mirror man”
Alex deadpanned and simply stared at dawn
”he deserves to know”
”just get the fuck out”
”JUST TELL HIM THE TRUTH!”
”HE CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!”
“Uh...”
”fine then. Hey Noah-“
Things escalated as Alex tackled dawn and threw a punch. They began swinging at each other and while they exchanged blows noah went to the captains quarters for some answers
“Ok lightning. Can you explain exactly what the fuck dawn was talking about?”
”...fine.”
*SMASH*
”shit!”
”that’s my line you asshole!”
The two continued the brawl as lightning told Noah a story as the worlds smallest hurdy-gurdy played sad music in the background
And as all of this happened twilight just suddenly waltzed through the portal