//------------------------------// // chapter 50: salad for a psychopath // Story: Bamboozled again! // by Theboxcatgamr //------------------------------// ”you see Noah around twenty or so years ago there once was a very bad man-” “Sombra? I assume he has something to do with this?” ”yes. He ended up wanting a lifeline of sorts if the whole emperor thing got him killed. It didn’t work and instead of creating a body...he created a clone.” “...” ”after a bit sombra decided the best course of action was to simply abandon the clone...so naturally he chucked it as hard as he could through a portal he had been using to dispose of his rubish...and that portal lead to earth” “...fuck...this is...fuck” ”by this point the clone was old enough to begin remembering things and as you can guess he knew what was happening was wrong. He had just enough time to screw what little progress sombra had made over by stealing an artifact with his magic on the way out” “...” ”WHERE DID YOU GO!?” Dusk snuck inside the room ”tag out” ”alright” The jet black pony disappeared as dusk set down a lawn chair beside the massive throne-like captain’s chair ”CALM YOUR FUCKING TITS!” ”cannon’s are not actually that great” ”I CHANGED MY MIND LETS FUCKING GO-“ *smash* ”ok so basically from what I’ve gathered is that Alex grabbed an artifact that desguised him as a human and as a result of not taking it off in time it became permanent...on the outside. You can’t fool something that can’t think...like a mirror.” “Ah” *boom* Noah stood up and simply walked out to see Alex and lightning brawling. Broken cannons and harpoons were littering the floor as the duo exchanged blows. Noah walked in between the two combatants and looked deeply into Alex’s eyes. The look on his face wasn’t one of sadness or rage but instead indifference. This somehow hurt a lot more than simply being screamed at. Noah left the boat without a word and entered the school leaving Alex to his own thoughts. Only nightmare followed him... ”...shit” ”...it not the fact that you are what you are. It’s the fact that you lied to us that hurts” ”...I know this is a bad time but would it be ok if we come with you guys to Equestria?” ”ok” ”...” ”ITS ABOUT FOKEN TIME YOU SHOWD UP!” ”WHO ARE YOU?!” ”let’s just get this over with.” ”I’ll get the rope” ”Where am I?” “A school... and why are you looking at me like that?” ”how did you know my name?” “How did you meet Clyde?” ”Hey how did...wait how did I meet Clyde?” “Well that would probably be because of me. After all. He is my shadow...kinda?” ”what?” “Look. Things are screwy and according to my friend John things are going down in Equestria so we gotta go” Sunset passed by the two shooting Noah a dirty look “...all I know is that the element of magic is currently the top prize for the talent show so...yeah.” ”...what?” --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 25 minuets later ”we are doing that?” “Yes. We are...don’t look at me like that it’s all I could think of!” ”and now by the request of the janitorial staff we are letting them take the stage and compete! Let’s welcome Gavin and Noah!” “Ok let’s go” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4PPcnmO76rg “♫Friut salad♫yummy yummy♫fruit salad♫yummy yummy♫fruit salad♫yummy yummy♫” ”♫yummy yummy yummy yummy fruit-♫“ Suddenly Gavin smirked as Alex and lightning kicked down the wooden backdrop to reveal an apocalyptic one behind it and a few trash fires ”♫I DID MY TIME♫AND I WANT OUT♫SO EFFUSIVE FADE♫IT DOSENT CUT THE SOUL IS NOT SO VIBRANT♫THE RECKONING♫THE SICKENING♫ PSEUDO-SACOSANT PERVERSION” “♫The first step!♫” ”♫GO DRILL YOUR DESERTS♫GO DIG YOUR GRAVES♫ “♫The second step!♫” ”FILL YOUR MOUTH WITH ALL THE MONEY YOU WILL HAVE SAVED♫SINKING IN I GET SMALLER AGAIN IM DONE♫IT HAS BEGUN♫I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE♫ ”♫and the rain will kill us all♫“ “Uh-huh” ”♫we throw ourselves against the wall♫and no one else can see♫The preservation of the martyr in me♫“ “♫Fruit salad♫” ”♫PSYCHOSOCIAL♫” “♫Yummy yummy♫” ”♫PSYCHOSOCIAL♫” “♫Fruit salad♫” ”♫PSYCHOSOCIAL♫” “♫Yummy yummy♫” ”♫PSYCHOSOCIAL♫” ”♫PSYCHOSOCIAL♫” ”There are cracks in the road we laid♫But where the temple fell♫ The secrets have gone mad♫This is nothing new♫But when we killed it all♫ The hate was all we had♫ “♫fruit salad♫” ♫Who needs another mess?♫ “♫Yummy yummy♫” ♫We could start over♫ ♫Fruit salad♫” ♫Just look me in the eyes and say I'm wrong♫Now there's only emptiness♫Venomous, insipid♫ I think we're done, I'm not the only one ”♫and the rain will kill us all♫“ “Uh-huh” ”♫we throw ourselves against the wall♫and no one else can see♫The preservation of the martyr in me♫“ “♫Fruit salad♫” ”♫PSYCHOSOCIAL♫” “♫Yummy yummy♫” ”♫PSYCHOSOCIAL♫” “♫Fruit salad♫” ”♫PSYCHOSOCIAL♫” “♫Yummy yummy yummy yummy fruit!♫” “♫Fruit salad♫” ”♫PSYCHOSOCIAL♫” “♫Yummy yummy♫” ”♫PSYCHOSOCIAL♫” “♫Fruit salad♫” ”♫PSYCHOSOCIAL♫” “♫Yummy yummy♫” ”♫PSYCHOSOCIAL♫” “♫Fruit salad♫” ”♫PSYCHOSOCIAL♫” ”♫PSYCHOSOCIAL♫” ”♫PSYCHOSOCIAL♫” The gym was silent and twilight who was beside the stage had her jaw on the floor The group left the stage and went to the statue where sunset was gag’d and tied up with the element on her head ”Hey why is she-“ Alex had already thrown twilight through the portal as the rest of the group followed --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------————Meanwhile John was holding the crystal mirror and was sprinting away from the hoard of changlings as it began to shake. Suddenly Twilight,Noah,sunset,Gavin and Alex fell from the mirror alongside one pony he had never seen before. Before he could ask any questions the mirror began shaking violently as a massive object began to exit it. It was a massive ship naturally “So John...what did we miss?” ”everything has gone to shit.” “...what about Apple bloom” ”oh...shit” ”COULD SOMEPONY PLEASE EXPLAIN EXACTLY WHAT THE BUCK IS GOING ON?!” “No. We got shit to do don’t we?” ”glad to have you back captain!” “Oh and Alex?” ”yeah?” “Don’t think your off the hook yet. We are going to get out there,go fuck shit up like we usually do and then we are going to have words you and I. Understand? ”yes” “Good” ”uh Noah? You got a stowaway” “Huh?” ”I said they could come” “Ah. Well it’s fine then. Just be ready dusk.” ”why?” A large group of changlings began to swarm the group as fire began to spread from nearby buildings to the trees “Cause we’re in the thick of it now.” Lightning smiled at this statement