Bamboozled again!

by Theboxcatgamr

chapter 47: lunch 11:20 is my favourite bible verse

Author's Note:

“Having trouble in physical activitys? You don’t have to be fit to be the best at shot-put! all you need is the element of surprise and a voice that when screaming loud enough can shatter glass” - Boxcatgamr on getting good at any sport except jury duty

As the principal lead the group through the school they heard the familiar sound of hooves hitting marble...but no one was there when Noah checked

“Huh.”

”what?”

“Bamboozlement”

”ah ok that definitely helps”

”Dude what’s with the attitude?”

”it’s Equestria girls”

”and? What’s so bad about this place?”

Gavin had never seen Equestria girls.

The principal didn’t seem to notice the group had stopped and continued the tour without them.

A very cliche popular looking girl attempted to shove Alex out of the way

”move it scruffy.”

Instead of obliterating the teen Alex simply took on a thinking pose

”what’s wrong, drop out and disappoint your parents?”

”nah I was just wondering what was to come first.”

”care to explain?”

”what’s the plan for the month sunset? Are you going to fuck two retarded minors in your desperation to cling to your popularity first? Or are you just going to try and screw over an entire kingdom by stealing something you never deserved?”

Nevermind. He chose to obliterate the child. The teen sprinted out of the room crying (much to the amusement of someone behind a corner she turned)

”WOAH”

”Dude that was cruel! Where the hell did that come from?!”

“Equestria girls”

”that’s not an excuse!”

“Who said it was an excuse?”

”Alex that wasn’t a burn that was a fucking act of war!”

”Eh same thing really”

”I know right?”

Alex nodded and then looked to his left at the Pegasus. They both let out a quick yelp and both hit the other with a punch to the head effectively knocking both the mystery Unicorn and Alex unconscious.

“...huh”

”Woah Lightning you ok? What...oh...oh Damm”

The dressed up earth pony's jaw dropped at the same time as Noah’s. the pony than grabbed her friend galloped around the corner and apparently let out a noise unidentifiable by any means other than using a tornado chaser’s equipments to look at twisters-Wait doesn’t The company who owns that game also own-! OH SHI-

♬Copyright infringement♬

♬Copyright infringement♬

♬Copyright infringement yeah!♬

Ok dodged a bullet there. Thanks Pinky!

No proble-mo MR N-O!

Heh. I kinda like that...AHEM anyway...

So Noah picked Alex off the ground as Derpy prepared an emergency muffin for dire situations that is sure to wake anyone up regardless of if they want to or not: an English muffin and marmite. Alex sat up undertaker style and spat up the muffin with a look of disgust on his face the moment the marmite touched his face.

”the fuck was that?”

”marmite”

As Alex was woken up Noah decided to eavesdrop on the two new pony’s conversation around the corner.

”what the fuck was that?!”

”I don’t fucking know! All I know is that we turned a corner and suddenly ran into some of our OC’s?!”

“...”

”...he’s standing behind us isn’t he”

“Yes I am...so...”

“Why are you?”

”...did you both just ask the same question at the same time like in one of those-“

“Yes we did I guess.”

”...so Noah. What’s up?”

“Oh. Yooou knooow...stuff...”

”wait if he and the rest of them are here...wait moonlight are we on TV?”

“You wot?”

”...uh shit...”

”OI LIGHTENING! TIME TO MEET YOUR MAKER!”

Lightning took on a defensive pose as Alex casually walked up to the unicorn

”hi”

“Congrats lightening you have just met your maker! Gavin let’s see what she’s won!”

”an existential crisis”

“Ooh nice! I’ve had quite a few of those in the past few weeks!”

”what are you talking about?”

“Look let’s just make things easy and say that we are all someone’s OC”

”how the hell is that even possible?”

“By the power of a shitty plot device”

”...dude was that a horse pun?”

“Perhaps”

The principal returned

”oh! I see you have met our guests!”

“Indeed we have”

”well that’s nice.”

”...can we just continue the tour?”

”yes we can! Ok and now over here is where we show our school pride!”

The group followed the principal leaving the two pony’s behind

Alex suddenly stopped.

”wait...SOMEONE IS TOUCHING MY SHIP!”

“What?”

”how would you even know that?”

”I’m Dutch.”

”that doesn’t explain anything!”

”it explains enough”

Noah briefly checked John’s progress on his phone.

“Oh...well that explains that.”

”what?”

“John is using your ship...and eveyone forgot us...that evil conniving bastard.”

”John?”

“No wrong bastard”

”who?”

“Gary.”

”him? The fuck did he do?”

“Oh. He’s the reason we are stuck here-“

”say no more“

The principal led them to a closet that noah identified as a janitors closet

”and here is where your supplies for cleaning are! And staff is usually invited to most school events to chaperone.”

”unless they have work to do that is.” mrs.jacobs stated with a sly smirk

“And what does that mean?”

”well it means as janitors...you will clean up that mess!”

“...so? That’s literally our job”

The angry creature headed off towards the nearest source of misery and Diet Coke without any further explanation.

”...well ok then! Welcome! And hopefully I will see you all soon!”

As she left the two pony’s approached the group

”huh. Ok then. So what’s-
”wanna see my boat?”

Alex had a look on his face that just screamed: OOOOOOOOHHHHH. He had not even considered the idea that his OC might have had a boat

“Wait what? How did you even get it here?”

”same way Alex got his boat out of the bar.”

“With cannons?”

”no. Harpoons!”

Alex suddenly pulled over lightning and started whispering something into her ear. A moment later lightning made the same expression as Alex did earlier except she added that cute thing corgi’s do when they are happy. You know? That adorable thing with their front paws as they walk around? That happened.

Alex then pulled over Noah and said the same thing he said to lightning.

“Oh god YES!”

”what? What’s up?”

”let’s just say that when the Irish and the Dutch work together no one is safe!”

As it turned out lightning did the same thing with dusk and had the same results!

If twilight doesn’t come here soon...

There won’t be a school to go to

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