Bamboozled again!

by Theboxcatgamr


chapter 37: bucket of sick

John looked to the incoming group and then turned and started running. As fast as a person that is becoming fatigued from minor injuries and losing adrenaline can. Which is still enough to not get caught though.

”This is getting ridiculous…. I’m probably going to have an aneurysm or something from this crap. I’m already going to…. possibly need therapy because of what I did and seen today. Why…. are there so many of you!” He called out while running over towards the town hall.

”We climbed through your box that you left out in the middle of the con man! Now stop running and let us get you DAMMIT!”

“Wait how the hell did some of you get guns into the con… and can’t we change the pace of this chase to a speed walking?!”

”No so just suck it up you wuss! Also no clue security was probably lazy this year!”

John just kept on running and thrown random objects he came across behind him. Though the amount of damage a hayburger and cup of some random juice can do is not much besides possible food poisoning. At least everything at the library should be going fine.

"Should be… he he he. I’m going to get so much hell by them."

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Earlier after John left the Cosma Hall Palace (Town Hall)

”ahhh. Twi… Y’all realize our only way of getting untied just left, right.”

”I must agree with Applejack, dear. I can’t even fix my mane while like this”

”Yeah and my wings are starting to get stiff.”

Twilight sheepishly looked back at all her friends who started looking at her “he he… Well he did ask and all though and it’s not like something could happen to us.

And as if murphy was listening to the conversation. A swift breeze comes through the door upon and a creecking is heard there. Panic starts spread through them. Just to see that murphy turned out to be on break and that it was just debris bouncing into the room.

After a long while of silence besides a small game of I spy that lasted for a bit. The silence was finally broken due to impatience.

“Ahhhhhh. This is getting Booooring. What the hay is happening out there.

As if to answer the question on que. John runs in through the door and slams it closed behind him and then leaned into it. This was shortly followed by a mass hitting the door. John also started to frantically look for some form of lock mechanism. While whoever was on the other side continued to ram into it.

”Don’t Mind me just trying to lock a door here!”

Knock Knock knock

”Open up! We have the authority right now!”

”What authority do you even have here, because I doubt that the government put anyone up to this!”

”Ah… well none but it just seem cool to say that we have it.Gah! You’re ruining the moment!”

”Well sorry then, but no joy is allowed right no-”

”I’m sorry to interrupt dearlings, but do you have to argue and yell through the door?” Rarity asked loud enough to be heard through the door.

The mob outside pounding into the door and John stopped. Though he actually just found the lock, but nonetheless he turned to the 4 ponies in the room.

”Well… it’s just… I actually have no clue why we are. It’s probably some form of stress relief right now to distract my mind.”

”Can Y’all just stop for a sec, and help us out of this rope we’re stuck in.

”Yeah do you mind getting these off us. My wings aren’t meant to be together for this long.

”Rainbow you are always sleeping on a cloud…”

”Yeah so…’

By now the mob outside have started trying to open the door again. Which was making some good progress that John had to lean back into the door. Though the mob seemed to have shrunk to smaller size

”Anywaayss… John Can you help us?

”Busy at the moment right now. Besides can’t you just use your magic.

”Whahahat… pfff of course we have tried that.

John just looked with a raised eyebrow. Which caused Twilight to smile uneasily and then use her magic to teleport out of the rope. She then turned around and swiftly untied the others. Once they were all untied Rainbow flow up to John

”So how many are out there.”

“Didn’t get an exact count but I think ten.”

Dash was about to say something but was interrupted when the unnoticed back door was opened and 10 guys walked in.

“Your wrong. There was thirteen of us!”

“Can’t you just go away…”

“No because we need to get you… for reasons. Now come her-

Before he could even finish dash had flown up to him and uppercutted him. He went flying back into the middle of the group behind him while three more walked into the room. It was almost a perfect strike except the the two on the side both stepped to the side.

The three that walked into the room almost tripped but looked at the ponies and other humans in the room. Twilight and Rarity had their horns light, though Rarity somehow had a sewing kit and needles next to her. Applejack has taken a rope and made a lasso from it and was currently twirling it. While dash started punching her hoofs togethers. John just looked at the door behind him then unlocked it before peeking out before mumbling something about multiple entrances.


“So who else wants to deal with us?”

The ones who were still standing just looked to each other than shrugged and started to run forwards. The battle that followed was entirely one sided. Dash flow backwards while Twilight just used her magic and surrounded them in a bubble of magic. Then Applejack trotted up to those who were currently on the ground moaning and tied them up. John came over and helped Applejack as she carried the group to the center of the room. Dash just danced in front of those in the bubble while Rarity just fixed her mane and coat.
Once the main group of 7 was in the center of the room. Applejacked trotted up to the bubble with more rope. Twilight then span the bubble causing the five to flip over then she dropped it. They then fell and hit their heads, tied up and moved to the center of the room.

“Now that that is done what shall we do now?”

“We should head over to the hospital besides that's where I think everyone going to anyway and don’t worry about these guys they should be fine if we leave them here.”

“I agree dearie that rope has been particularly tight.”

While everyone rolled their eyes they all started off to the hospital. Which since john had no idea where it was he just followed the four.