chapter 45: pumped up kicks
Previously on bamboozled again:
“Let’s get krunk!”
”YEAH!”
...
”you bucking cheater!”
”*humming pirates of the Caribbean theme in the distance*”
“*SMASH*”
”did you just say the word smash out loud for no real reason?”
“No”
”*humming is much closer and increasing in volume*”
...
”oh fuck me ship!”
*smash*
”shit!”
...
”so I just kinda shot him”
Huh.
*starts playing lost woods theme on accordion*
“Wut”
”wut”
...
“Could you repeat that again John?”
”he has a dildo pen?”
“Ok let’s get him”
”Dude what does that even mean?”
“It means whatever you think it means John”
...
”aw. My little experiment made a friend-“
“BONK”
...
Fuck you Gary!
i I am you...so go fuck yourself
“You know what? I wake up every morning and look in the mirror and ask myself: would I go fuck myself? And the answer is always YES BECAUSE I AM ATTRACTIVE SO YES I WOULD FUCK MYSELF!
*slowly backs away*
Noah awoke in a dumpster with his head aching. He looked around and noticed he was sitting on someone’s back, he quickly lept out of the trash bin and found a dark skinned lady...only she wasn’t black. She was dark blue?
The lady slowly attempted to stand up only to stop and fall back down. Noah looked around and saw Alex on top of a gray lady with blond hair. Gavin was hanging from an alleyway balcony by his foot
”what happened?”
“?!”
”what’s wrong?”
She then noticed her hands and started screaming, this woke up Derpy and Alex and they also started screaming. And Gavin slept through it all.
This continued for several minutes until Gavin woke up and started asking questions.
”why am I upside down?”
“...I don’t know.”
”Noah what’s going on?!”
“Well you and Derpy are human now...I think? I don’t know”
”wait a minute...Ah shit. Noah. Remember Equestria girls?”
“Oh fuck”
”what’s wrong?”
“Well you have hands now, also apparently we are going back to high school”
Everyone sighed
“Ok let’s get this shit-show on the road I guess”
”so help me god if eathan is here...”
The group began looking for the school after a short break to teach nightmare and Derpy how to walk and also get Gavin down from the balcony.
”canterlot high?”
“Yep that’s the one I think”
”you think?”
“Honestly I couldn’t care less if this was the wrong school... but I see the fountain statue thing that twilight comes through”
”HEY WHY ARNT YOU IN SCHOOL?”
“Dude I’m an adult”
”DONT YOU LIE TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT. YOUR TOO SHORT TO BE AN ADULT”
As the angry teacher said this Alex instinctively backed away from the scene
Things were about to get messy
“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!”
”YOU ARE NOT AN ADULT!”
“I HAVE A FULL FUCKING BEARD YOU TWAT”
”DONT YOU TALK BACK TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT. AND ON THAT NOTE I BETTER SHAVE THAT THING. IT GOES AGAINST DRESS CODE!”
“I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU!”
Alex and Gavin were holding Noah back at this point.
”THATS IT MISTER. I AM CALLING YOUR PARENTS”
“JOKES ON YOU THEY ARE IN A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE”
”Jacobs why are you yelling at our new custodial staff?”
”what?”
“All we came here to do was work on keeping this place clean.”
”what?”
”just roll with it”
”and how did you know about this?”
”simple. If I wrote this as poorly as I remember than we are going to be on easy street”
”wrote?”
“Some other time”
“So are we cleaning or nah?”
”...”
“SO ARE WE CLEANING OR NAH?”
”sorry it’s just that you kinda remind me of a local celebrity...who believe it or not is kinda...strange”
”in what way?”
”her and her friend are actually...well you know.a Pony?”
“What?”
Things just got complicated... well it’s time for John’s part. Oh well. At least Gary can’t see shit from our stuff now
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Sorry about the short chapter but that’s all I could crank out in half an hour
Welp I somehow feel embarrassed knowing that I haven't finished my chapter.
(Lazily blameing working for 60 hours and not having any summer vacation for the last 3 years, even though I'm still in highschool)Next chapter: atleast one word longer.
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Nah it’s all good...not like we have an evil entity attempting to fuck with reality or something.
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Yeah it's not like it can mess with The soul of anyone and besides it’s just very old mythical banished magic. Not like That Story Updated at all and Nothing that is wrong at all with anything new. Just Ignore the high tech military vehicles going past behind me. Yep. Nothing at all to see. E'NOPE. Nothing what so ever could possibly be wrong. Definitely No Summer August 26th Updates/edits.
Edit: Very Subtle. Yep.... very very very subtle.....