Bamboozled again!

by Theboxcatgamr

interlude- you.friend. bamboozled

Author's Note:

SOME REALLY IMPORTANT STORY CHANGING SHIT RIGHT HERE

(Translation? One of y'all in the comments section just became important to the plot of this story so if you are interested and I mentioned your profile picture then just slide on into my DMs and we can role-play if you want to be forcefully crammed into this story like some strange grease-person who slides on into tight places )

Christ only a few likes later and I'm forcing the people who read into the story

You sit down arrive on FIMficton as usual and then suddenly your screen starts shaking. You stand up and jump back from the shining and shaking screen, suddenly a large green light appeares from the computer. You feel a strong urge to walk towards it. You cannot ignore the urge and your legs move of their own accord. Suddenly you hit the ground with a resounding thud. You hear a gasp.

"WHAT THE FUCK?! One of you actually found your way to me?"

The voice is strange and as you look up you see a scrawny man with a beard and unmistakable armour.
It was that one guy from that fanfiction you read. You can't remember it's name. You stand up and with a shaken expression run into a side room. How the fuck did leaving a single comment on some random ass story about memes lead to this??? You find yourself in a bathroom and look into a mirror. Suddenly your head pounds and a few images invade your head.

A man with a ski mask and glasses...

A strange black and white deformed Gordon Ramsay in a pirate hat...

A red dragon sitting on what you can only assume to be gold...

A Victorian style velociraptor...

A strange bat-pony hybrid with glasses...

Bob Ross painting a strange man...

You know one of these from somewhere but you just can't put your finger on it

Suddenly the door opens and the man holds out a strange shadowy hand and greats you

"Uh...hi. I'm Noah I guess..."

You hesitantly shake his hand. It's a REALLY strange texture

You are also having difficulty processing exactly what just happened

"...uh what's your name? I can't actually see what you guys post and stuff."

Wait wasn't he unaware of the fact he was in a fan fic?

"Nah it's just a running joke we got. But I didn't find out until YEARS later."

Well that was reassuring...wait did he just-

"Read your mind? Perhaps."

...

"Seems like you have been...bamboozled again!"

Suddenly the memories come flooding back. It really fucking hurts.

You black out in a very strange fashion