Bamboozled again!

by Theboxcatgamr

Bonus content: bamboozled again green text version

Author's Note:

A retelling of the first few chapters of bamboozled again except in green text format

be me.
23 year old fuck nugget
Wake up to go shoot some things with mah gun
*trash man .mp4*

Find cube

Line up shot
B6

miss

Throw cans in autistic rage

Become living embodiment of hatred

Strange green thing appears

you what?

Bug thing appears and attempted to take my shit

i am the trash man. Defender of rubish

Walk towards bug thing

Spiders

*autistic screaming .mp3*

Bug thing heard

Thing leaves Stealing my shit

Become redneck vigilante

Follow bug

Fall through green hole and into a lake

feels cold man

Get up

Follow bug thing to small town

Kick shit out of smaller bugs

Approached final destination

See Steven magnet

NUT

go into castle

See bug bodies everywhere

Pass pegacorn in hallway

See cuntasouras 9000

Shot

Propane and pro-pain accessories

Bug es’plodes

Mfw I just single handily stopped an evil regime

Mfw I’m surrounded by pony’s

Tfw you stumble into a fanfic

Tfw you become redneck Batman

feels good man