Bamboozled again!

by Theboxcatgamr

Interlude: hey. Johnny. Back.

Author's Note:

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do...

So by that logic two is actually greater then one.

because math

Also Johnny finally made it!

…. So after getting back a few years ago. I found Myself outside my house. It was nothing perfect but it was nice. Anyways after being… hm… what’s the word

Bamboozled

Yeah that’s a word to use. So while bamboozled I noticed that I had a crate on my lap. Tentatively opening I found that is was full of Brandy and Vodka. There was also a note attached. I picked up the crate and went back home. It was a fun and very boring 5 feet

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

GOD DAMM IT CLYDE JUST LET HIM TELL THE STORY!

Sorry. Continue.

...I went back inside amazed to find the door unlocked. Once Inside I went straight to the computer. Right when I walked into the room I found myself walking into the computer. Then the Monitor came crashing down after a flash. So I had to buy a new one, but I could only afford a laptop since every monitor was for some reason like 5 thousand dollars

Upon getting home with a brand new laptop. I finally looked at the crate and read the note from Noah. I was grateful for the gift but also questioning it. Then finally remembering Clyde and the comment I made

Over the next week I left my job

It was an intern job that could have payed more. But the Manager was a lazy ass and always tried to find ways to get rid of me or pay less. So when the opportunity came in and was better I took it. Which lead to me being a staff member at Bronycon

I also found another note from Noah when I checked his story. Which lead to my buying a taser. Also I sent a letter back to him letting him know what has happened recently. So I went and lived my life for a three years and still reading fics and what not

After about a month I went and was able to test my taser on a bear. As a note manticore is an actual setting on the taser. So I went and sold the skin to a person offering 50k for it.

Hm… No more interesting exposition for the past three years. So let’s go to what happened before I came back.

The morning started off nice. I got up in the room I was staying in for the con. Did some self reflecting on how I have managed to keep such a job for the past three years. Shaved my considerably growing beard that was turning into a chinstrap. Cut my hair down from a mess into a clear styled short cut

I also stopped at the mirror to admire the muscle I have gained from just lifting boxes. Though it was only like 2 pounds total

I walked out into my little room. Went to a dresser and thrown on my jeans, a dark blue cat t-shirt and these greenish brown nikes

So going down to the con I did my usual work of moving boxes and what not. Then a guy comes up to me asking me to follow them. So I did the best logical choice and followed him to a dark room. Then promptly got locked in it. Lucky for me it was a beverage room. So I did the most responsible thing I can do

“Ninety nine bottles of brandy, whiskey and beer. Ninety nine bottles in the room”

So after about an half hour of beers, vodka, and brandy in the room I became bored. Luckily I stashed my crate in the room earlier. I should have a drink one day from that thing it was a gift after all

“I wonder what would happen if you use a taser on alcohol-”

The door was thrown open off its hinges FBI open up style

"Give me the secrets to Equestria!”

A guy walked in with weapons after this demand. Like a dainty little pocket knife and small MLP themed bat. So I decided to give him a step by step plan on how to do it

“You are a lucky customer, come on up so I can show you how to do it.”

The dumbass came over with a writing pad and a... ahem… graphic material pen

“So listen closely and watch. The first step is to take out a small cellular device like this here phone. Now watch it closely though before you miss anything.” He leans in closer almost next to the phone he gave me writing things down. “Step two you force the phone to startup. Three you watch it closely until it is in that weird text boot-up screen.” The guy still follows all directions to a dutchland. “Four you put your face to the screen.”

"What happens next? Oh and do know that if you do anything I will find you” The guy asked without even turning while everyone else was trying the same thing

“Oh next…. Is A TASER TO THE FACE!”

Well that was subtle

So I basically tased him with it set to somewhere between human and manticore. Then while he was on the ground twitching I called Noah

“Hey It’s John. The guy that fell in the bathroom. It’s going fine over here. Oh have you seen my comment. Alright by the way I’m coming over now. Yeah I’m coming now now. Is this going to hurt me and won’t that break the box. Man this thing is much bigger on the inside. Did you know that it was? Alright but will I have to sing. While it happen random or… Alright see you.”

Then while in the box I pressed the button

Alright that makes sense so let's continue

Really?

Yep. You got in a box and ended up in a work of fiction. Only problem I know of thanks to your story is that we will at some point have to deal with those guys

Alright then... wait how long have I been gone?

It's been like a few hours here but I skipped to my second Nightmare Night in my part of the story for...reasons.

*shudder*

Hm… Man your guys timeline is so inconsistent. Like how you went to the future first but none remembered you. Actually thinking about it now. Noah how is scootaloo thirteen right now when last you saw her was when she was infant. Like how could she go from being a child to a young teen in a year?

I have no clue man. This was supposed to be scripted at first but everything got fuzzy after Clyde, things got...real you could say. Like we're off script? All I know is from the moment Clyde came out everything changed, though it might be something along the lines of me telling everyone about how my duplicate doesn't know them and also tell them what to say to him-er me... OH! So that's how twilight knew my name the first time! But that still doesn't explain how the timeline got so fucked or how you: a real person got here the first time. Well I guess you could say we have been…

BAMBOOZLED AGAIN!

FUCK I MISSED IT

...wait am I real?

...

*shrugs*

Oh damm...

Comments

[JohnstoneT]

Though what is reality. Is it just a unanswered construction made up by some form of warping cosmetic power. Or is it just death messing with us trying to get a kick. Since we could still go and kick him. I mean I got this taser.

Also I know everyone of you who was following along trying to do the same thing.

[Theboxcatgamr]

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I may just take you up on that offer.

But that means that you need my shitty mixtape. It is what keeps him at bay