You sit down arrive on FIMficton as usual and then suddenly your screen starts shaking. You stand up and jump back from the shining and shaking screen, suddenly a large green light appeares from the computer. You feel a strong urge to walk towards it. You cannot ignore the urge and your legs move of their own accord. Suddenly you hit the ground with a resounding thud. You hear a gasp.
"WHAT THE FUCK?! One of you actually found your way to me?"
The voice is strange and as you look up you see a scrawny man with a beard and unmistakable armour.
It was that one guy from that fanfiction you read. You can't remember it's name. You stand up and with a shaken expression run into a side room. How the fuck did leaving a single comment on some random ass story about memes lead to this??? You find yourself in a bathroom and look into a mirror. Suddenly your head pounds and a few images invade your head.
A man with a ski mask and glasses...
A strange black and white deformed Gordon Ramsay in a pirate hat...
A red dragon sitting on what you can only assume to be gold...
A Victorian style velociraptor...
A strange bat-pony hybrid with glasses...
Bob Ross painting a strange man...
You know one of these from somewhere but you just can't put your finger on it
Suddenly the door opens and the man holds out a strange shadowy hand and greats you
"Uh...hi. I'm Noah I guess..."
You hesitantly shake his hand. It's a REALLY strange texture
You are also having difficulty processing exactly what just happened
"...uh what's your name? I can't actually see what you guys post and stuff."
Wait wasn't he unaware of the fact he was in a fan fic?
"Nah it's just a running joke we got. But I didn't find out until YEARS later."
Well that was reassuring...wait did he just-
"Read your mind? Perhaps."
...
"Seems like you have been...bamboozled again!"
Suddenly the memories come flooding back. It really fucking hurts.
You black out in a very strange fashion