Bamboozled again!

by Theboxcatgamr

chapter 40: a royal shotgun wedding

Author's Note:

this is how the spaghetti-o's catch lightning

In order to keep things difficult for Gary we are skipping to the wedding. So now a basic run down of everything in between last chapter and now:

Alex got a special shovel,

I got a hat :3 (...also in the story)

Pinky divided by 0

Alex now has a working muffin cannon

Derpy used the muffin cannon to recreate that one scene where the guy sits in a chair and pull a rope and water falls on him...only replace the guy with Derpy and the water with muffins. Now that was funny to watch

Gavin declared his quest to get a girlfriend and has decided to try something risky

And now we are here

"Ok so what's up today Scootaloo?"

"...food?"

"Ah...so the usual?"

"HE GOT WHAT?!"

"...ok so I guess we push that away for a bit"

"aw but dad...food"

"Ok then. what you feel like having today?"

"...uh pancakes?"

"Good idea. I will ask spike-"

"uh Noah. You might want to see this."

Clyde was carrying Gavin on his shoulder. He wasn't hurt or anything, just asleep.

Twilight had gotten an invitation to her brothers wedding (surprisingly not from the actual groom or wife. But Celestia instead.) and they needed to go to canterlot. Wasn't really important to Noah until he discovered that his duties as a guardian of the elements requires Noah, Clyde and nightmare to go with them. Not wanting to leave Scootaloo behind Noah managed to get a invitation for her

and Gary.

...Noah, Alex, Derpy, Gavin and John all used Alex's ship to follow the group to Canterlot. Where they were stopped by a large sphere overlapping the city. Noah used his rank to convince the guards to let the massive ship inside the city. Alex hid his ship behind a small tree before leaving the large boat to go and meet up with the mane six.

The crew caught twilight doing an absolutely adorable little dance in front of what everyone assumed was the bride to be. Candice was looking confused at the little dance and as we know this probably means that she is an evil bug overlord helbent on taking over the world. But anyone could deduce that just from the display.

...except everyone in the room that is.

Gavin's original plan of being the world's greatest steal-ya-girl came to a crashing halt when he noticed something kinda obviously wrong. In front of them was crysleles. Chasilese GOD FUCKN DAMMIT a giant bug-thing. Only the human's and Scootaloo could see this. Being smart Gavin kept his mouth shut.

"Alex why is there a big bug thing?"

"I don't know. Just keep smiling and don't make eye contact"

Ok so I guess Derpy can see her too...she sees a lot of things. Gavin pulled Alex and Derpy into a side room

"did you guys see that?"

"yeah. Derpy saw it too. What the hell was that?"

"I don't know. But I'm getting to the bottom of this. You look for something we can use against her.

Alex nodded and Derpy gave a salute before they left to find something incriminating as Gavin used his skill of waiting for things to happen, vigorously. Eventually Gavin spotted the newlyweds doing some really kinky shit...though shining armour looked a bit less...willing. Then magic happened and his eyes turned green. Gavin knew what he needed to do.
Some music started playing and suddenly Scootaloo was beside Gavin a bit confused.

And then she started Gavin off:

"Remove the gag and step away, he's suffocating.
You pull the strings day after day.
That's why he needs a break from you,
Bid your ass adieu,
A break from you,
Bitch, your ass is through."

"Oh, I hope he hears these words
Maybe this time he will learn..."

"You should escape,
Skip town,
No more excuses,
Abandon ship or drown.
No more excuses,
Do you even have a plan of attack?
A way to react?
Oh no, you should escape, skip town,
You're better on your own."

"OK we get it,
You're both a happy couple,
Why else go through the trouble,
Of posting it ten times a day?
Break from you,
Bid your ass adieu,
We need a break from you,
Bitch, your ass is through."

"Oh, I hope he hears these words
Maybe this time he will learn..."

"You should escape,
Skip town,
No more excuses,
Abandon ship or drown.
No more excuses,
Do you even have a plan of attack?
A way to react?
Oh no, you should escape, skip town,
You're better on your own."

"If you're both in black and white
And they ask who dares defy,
I'll be raising my hand high."

"If anyone should object to this marriage,
Please, speak now or forever hold your peace."

"Yeah, I got somethin' to say..."

Suddenly the doors to the church opened and there stood twilight, the real Candice, and Noah.

Alex leapt out from behind the altar and grabbed the fake Candece by the back of the head as Derpy spread a white substance over the alter and made two neat lines of what could only be coke.

Alex smashed her head into the alter covering her in cocaine. Alex then threw her onto the alter head first and when she hit the ground she sneezed and her fake skin faded for the rest of the party goers in a flash of flame. She couldn't sing though thanks to just being ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TRASH AT EVERYTHING!

nah I'm kidding.

She was just on drugs.

Still can't spell her name though.

This was all Gary needed to begin his plan...

If only he knew...

We about to blast this bitch with magic and I need a bit of a helping hand...

So tell me. Space borrito, a pinch of cocaine, or just throwing water in his face?

We have many options on how to...deal with Gary. But I thought you guys might get a kick out of having something to do to him. So...how should Gary be unicorn-d?

Comments

[Theboxcatgamr]

9023481
That's the point!

[JohnstoneT]

John's Ideal journal(that is just random collection of things):
Pg.21
List of ways to get Gary to be.... Garied? Well how to do Operation Doomgly Buggy.

• Just do some vodoo crud with potions. Plausible just need to learn how to make them or buy one very conveniently.
• Learn Magic. Just being safe since magic is... unknown.
• Gardening with all blue plants. He kills more than he plants.
• Unintelagible scribbled out writting NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
• (Magic+Cat×Video Games)^Box/Area of face. A bit more math and calculations then this could work. Just need to find a cat, train it to use magic and play video games.
• Get Gary some nice blue flowers. No... he aint a flower person.
• Have him help with a problem in the everfree then throw into poison joke. To direct
• Have him drink some poison joke. Still to direct
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The rest of the page is just doodles.

If all else fails then everyone else has ideas.

[Theboxcatgamr]

9023910
We could try cocaine.

I mean it worked on the fake Candice didn't it?

[JohnstoneT]

9023939

• Face plus around 22 tons of cocaine. If it doesn't work then next plan.
• Cocaine laced with poison joke.

[Theboxcatgamr]

9023976
OH! We could get one of those slapper hand things and use that to hit em with the coke!

[Theboxcatgamr]

9024834
...or maybe...

[Theboxcatgamr]

Eh close enough