//------------------------------// // chapter 9: even more things go wrong // Story: Bamboozled again! // by Theboxcatgamr //------------------------------// Ok have you ever heard of dr who? Ok I hope so because apparently all those jokes about the doctor being here had some truth to it. Ok let me start from the top. So me and blueblood woke up with me in the basement and blueblood in the guest bedroom and so we decided to go out for some food. We went to sugarcube corner and got some breakfast (had muffins on the mind) and on our way out we saw a statue that looked surprisingly like a angel and guess what I did? I stuffed a muffin in its mouth and for some reason blueblood found this funny, as you might have guessed some terrible things happened and suddenly we were for a brief moment in the shooting stars meme before being dropped off in the everfree forest face first of course. When we picked ourselves up we had noticed somethings that didn't quite add up, like the big crater on the moon that looked suspiciously like a horse. Panic set in as blueblood was trying to make sense of the situation. I asked Clyde to help calm him down but instead of helping me out he was still in a drunken haze. He tried to rise out of my shadow with the sick stick but unfortunately he fell back into the dark leaving his weapon of choice with me. Since I had not left the house with my gun I took the staff for temporary usage and smacked blueblood with it. It snapped him out of the panic and I wanted him to explain why the moon was like that and he used nightmare moon story #7 to clear things up. After about half an hour there was a large gust of wind that knocked us off our feet and when we looked back at the moon she was gone. Looks like we are on a element hunt (and don't think I know how to weed them out). So after another attempt to trek towards the town we found ourselves quite lost until we found a bridge that we all know goes to the castle of the two sisters and so in hindsight it wasn't a very good idea to cross the bridge as the moment blueblood got across the bridge gave out taking me with it. I got lucky and my leg was stuck in between the planks letting me climb up. When I got the the top I looked to the other side of the bridge and blueblood was fighting off some dark misty looking thing before it dragged him into the castle. I knew I needed the elements help and I ran as fast as I could only to stop when I heard something crying. I took a look through the bush only the see rarity in the middle of helping the magnet. Safe to say I wasn't even close to him but if I'm being honest... Uh you know what no. I know I have been swearing and stuff all the time but if I at all explained what happened in my pants then this story could have easily passed as porn. Nuf said. Ok so after that incident and one change of pants later I was at the bridge again. The six of them approached cautiously and instead of being a self righteous asshole I decided to just tell them my situation. They thought I lied about blueblood and twilight promptly picked me up with her magic and threw me over the bridge, I landed on the other side and instead of crying out in rage i decided that the pain was the least of my concerns as I heard a scream coming from the castle. I kicked the door and nearly broke my foot while doing so. While I was writhing in pain the six passed the loyalty test and then came up to me asking what I was doing, I said I broke my foot and after some help via magic later we all noticed the horrific screaming of blueblood and this only fuelled my rage. I was about to ram the door again only for twilight to tell me that it was a pull door. After we entered the castle I saw blueblood surrounded by darkness and naturally he was under the influence of whatever the fuck pinky was on. Except thanks to the visible blue puppet strings he could only twitch violently. He was lifted into the air with him flailing about as the strings made him dance. I am sure this might have disturbed the six but regardless the strings slowly wrapped around his neck as tears started falling. It was at this point Clyde was finally getting up and Said hi to the world and apparently this was the point w realized this shit was rigged from the start. With the life on the line Clyde sobered up and cut the strings quite anticlimacticly and blueblood fell to the floor. We rushed over to him and he was looking like he was taking the name too far as he was a bright blue when he fell. Only for the mist to leave again with the six following the mist. I asked for Clyde to take care of blueblood and he responded with a salute. As I entered the chamber I once again heard the end of I-GOT-YOU-NOW monologue# 12 and of course also like last time, I interviewed but this time I did the simple act of hitting nightmare moon really hard in the gut and she threw up a bit (the sick stick clams another victim!) and as the six got up twilight started her speech about the elements and her friends like usual but this time to everyone's surprise she was also trying to include me (because why the fuck not?) and this is what she had to say: "and of course we can't forget the element of surprise... Noah! "Wait wha-" "but for the seventh element we needed a spark..."(SEVENTH?!) Ok I kinda zoned out at the shock that apparently this was destined to be because of surprise?? How and why is a element the element of surprise?! WHAT IS THIS SHIT?! WHAT THE FUCK DID SUPPRISE HAVE TO DO WITH MAKING FRIENDS?! I was taken out of my reflections by the stones around me shooting rainbows at nightmare moon and as it looks to me, the entire timeline was didled. Imagine that?