//------------------------------// // chapter 36: turning that shit up to eleven...out of a possible five // Story: Bamboozled again! // by Theboxcatgamr //------------------------------// Back at the center of town the streets were caked in a layer of blood and bodies. A large portion of the opposition retreated, leaving only the most intense and hardcore of the bunch as well as a few stragglers. A small portion of bronys were actually trying to stop some of the other Bronys out of fear of what will become of ponyvill...that was until half of the group was swiftly killed by the crazed swings of a massive balding man wielding a machete. It was basically the Brony equivalent of Jason from Friday the thirteenth complete with a hockey mask. In the distance cannon fire rang out and the large hulking mass discovering his new target shuffles slowly towards the direction of the noise. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------sugar-cube corrner: 30 seconds after phone call "ALEX WE NEED TO GO!" "aw. But I'm hav-." "SOME CRAZY FUCK JUST CUT OFF FLUTERSHY'S LEG" "THE FUCK?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN CUT OFF?!" "AS IN THEY FUCKING HACKED IT OFF WITH A SAW OR SOME SHIT!" Alex pulled a large cannon off of his ship and crammed Gavin inside along with Noah and himself. Pinky pie took aim and fired the trio in the direction of flutershy's. Gavin managed to slip out of the cannon before it fired and off-put pinky's trajectory. The two flew off into the distance as a very large man approached the remaining three. "woah..." "oh fuck" "OH! Maybe he's friendly!" The large man tore a door off its hinges and threw it at the group missing by an inch "or not" -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Meanwhile in the sky. The two friends approached flutershy's house...until something hit Alex and he went off course. Noah crash landed near flutershy's house and luckily for Noah a random Person broke his fall "OW FUCK!" "Oh shit! Sorry!" The person who broke Noah's fall got up and dusted himself off. "ok...names Gary." "Well I'm Noah. Thanks for breaking my fall." Noah didn't know why. But he felt like he could trust this person. "...bye now!" But unfortunately for Gary more pressing matters were at hand. Noah ran towards the house taking note of the bodies surrounding the area. "HEY JOHN!" ... Out of the corrner of his eye, Noah spotted something yellow. It was flutershy. And as John said her left-hind leg was missing. She was going into shock. "..." Noah attempted to pick flutershy up, but it was to no avail. Suddenly Gary entered the building and helped Noah carry flutershy without a word. Unknown to Noah His face showed a small smirk as he helped dragged flutershy to the hospital. Soon...He would be perfect and nothing would stand in his way...except one small detail...but he would be dealt with. It was only a matter of time... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Meanwhile at the town centre... As the large man sprinted towards them the world darkened and scootaloo flew into the air as pinky loaded the cannon from earlier with a large cannon ball. The man noticed this and made a beeline for pinky as the fuse neared its end. Scootaloo suddenly tackled the large man and pushed him back. He grabbed Scootaloo out of the air and threw her on the ground. The cannon fired and when it hit the man he simply slashed at the iron mass with his machete. The ball was cut in two and the man threw one half of the ball at pinky, nailing her in the head. Gavin then took aim and shot the man with his gun...to everyone's surprise the man was killed instantly as the bullet entered his skull, unlike the real Jason,the man did not return from the dead "huh...neat" "(gasp) I forgot gummy at the hospital! "what?" Pinky offered no explanation as she grabbed Gavin and scootaloo before sprinting to the hospital somehow while draging her captives ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------meanwhile somewhere in New Mexico (in front of a burning quills and sofas store) "HEY! WAKE UP!" "huh?" "where the hell did you come from? you smashed through my cover!" "...my head hurts" :( "wha? Where am I?" "what?" "...?" In front of both of them was a somewhat cross eyed gray Pegasus . "oh crap! I hope I didn't hit you too hard..." "dude I think you hit her a bit too hard..." "dude shut up. She was already like that" "why are we whispering?" "...muffin button?" Her eyes focused for a moment as her pupils grew...until her eyes drifted in opposite directions. "where can I get one?" Alex shrugged and a idea crossed his mind "...muffin cannon?" Her eyes straightened again but this time they remained in a normal looking position. And then some falling debris hit Derpy causing her eyes to not only drift much farther apart then usual but also go bloodshot. For the first time in his life Alex experienced true fear as a manic smile crept across Derpy's face ...and Alex kinda enjoyed this alien feeling: "ha...HAHAHAHA!" "...you ok?" "so your telling me that i can ether bake muffins at four hundred degrees for ten minutes or four thousand degrees for one minutes?" "I'm sorry, what?" "How about four million degrees for one second?!" "CALM DOWN DERPY! YOUR GOING TO BURN THE TOWN DOWN!" "IM GOING TO HARVEST THE FUCKING POWER OF CELESTIA'S SUN TO MAKE MUFFINS! AAAAAHAHAHA-" In Canterlot Celestia suddenly shivered violently. There was a disturbance in the air as dark energy powerful enough to wipe out the moon flowed from ponyvill...then suddenly ceased. She would look into this soon...but she had more important matters to attend to (...I'm not saying it was cake...but I'm also not saying it wasn't cake) another chunk of debris hit Derpy knocking her unconscious and cementing her in Alex's mind as the scariest thing he will ever see. Unfortunately Derpy's outburst also alerted the searching group to their location. "I SEE THEM OVER THERE!" "...what in the fuck just happened?" "I don't even know anymore" "..." Alex's simple response was to put Derpy on his shoulders and make a mad dash to the hospital in the distance as John finally remembered something important. he forgot to untie the mane six "well shit" It seemed like the town hall would be where he makes his last stand ...bugger