be me.
23 year old fuck nugget
Wake up to go shoot some things with mah gun
*trash man .mp4*
Find cube
Line up shot
B6
miss
Throw cans in autistic rage
Become living embodiment of hatred
Strange green thing appears
you what?
Bug thing appears and attempted to take my shit
i am the trash man. Defender of rubish
Walk towards bug thing
Spiders
*autistic screaming .mp3*
Bug thing heard
Thing leaves Stealing my shit
Become redneck vigilante
Follow bug
Fall through green hole and into a lake
feels cold man
Get up
Follow bug thing to small town
Kick shit out of smaller bugs
Approached final destination
See Steven magnet
NUT
go into castle
See bug bodies everywhere
Pass pegacorn in hallway
See cuntasouras 9000
Shot
Propane and pro-pain accessories
Bug es’plodes
Mfw I just single handily stopped an evil regime
Mfw I’m surrounded by pony’s
Tfw you stumble into a fanfic
Tfw you become redneck Batman
feels good man