//------------------------------// // chapter 7: the homeless janitor and alien sing a duet because the plot demanded at least one song in the story // Story: Bamboozled again! // by Theboxcatgamr //------------------------------// Ok going with Clyde had mixed results, basically when we arrived all you could see was a large scooby-doo corridor (complete with random people running through the doors) and a large bar at the end, so I discovered Clyde's favourite pastime was playing a drinking game he calls "drink everytime noah has a beard", and considering the fact that I have had a beard for over five years now I could tell that he really needs to get out more. But of course in the corrner of the bar was the one prick who thought they were God. So apparently only flesh and blood things can hurt this guy in this realm. Safe to say that this week I am going to absolutely dominate the table match. So after throwing a table at the basterd we exited the bar and went back to the town. My walk home with Clyde was uneventful thanks to us trying to avoid twilight. When we got back to the old school yard we saw a bunch of construction workers and my fears of the place being torn down came true. I also saw the janitor get removed from his closest and walk off really sad. Me and Clyde followed him and remembering about the scale I asked Clyde to finish the shrine little side project based off of Steve magnet. It was just me and the janitor and for the first time I got a good look at the guy and well let's just say I'm 55% sure its secretly prince blueblood. I decided to follow him until he sat on a bench. He looked like he attempted to dye his coat grey with dust and I also saw quite a bit scars on his neck. So I guess changelings gain control via bite? I don't know but I was a bit saddened at the thought. a bunch of music started playing in the distance because I guess every Tuesday is the day that princess celestia decides to suddenly have a parade. If only I recognized the perade was a set up for a musical number sooner... Well then this wouldn't have happened as the jaded pony began to sing. I just didn't expect to hear the beginning chorus of viva la vida and I decided this would be my debut in the singing ring of ponyvill: i use to rule the world Seas would rise when I gave the word Now in the morning I sleep alone And sweep the streets I use to own It was here I decided to cut in i use to roll the dice Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes Now I listen as the crowds all sing "now the old king is dead long live the king" One minute I had the key next the walls closed in on me And I discovered that my castle stands, Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand He seamed unfazed by me joining in i hear Jerusalem bells ringing romane Calvary quires are singing be my mirror my sword and shield my missionarys in a foreign field And for some reason I can't explain, once she left there was never, Never an honest word, But that was when I ruled the world With the part of the song that couldn't possibly be created by accident or coincidence still playing in the background I decided to start the next verse it was a wicked and wild wind That blew down the doors to let me in shatterd windows and the sound of drums, Ponys couldn't believe what I've become Relovutionarys wait, for my head on a silver plate just a puppet on a lonely string Oh who would want to be king? He stood up now and we both continued this time with eye contact i hear Jerusalem bells ringing romane Calvary quires are singing be my mirror my sword and shieldmy missionarys in a foreign field And for some reason I can't explain, I know the court won't call my name, Never an honest word But that was when I ruled the world We did the part with a lot of a's and prepared for the grand finale i hear Jerusalem bells ringing romane Calvary quires are singing be my mirror my sword and shield my missionarys in a foreign field And for some reason I can't explain, I know the court won't call my name, Never an honest word But that was when I ruled the world After that we introduced ourselves and I discovered the name he was using was grey sweephoof (a bit on the nose but ok) And I revealed that I knew he was the prince and also assured him that I would keep his identity hidden. So with that out of the way we finally realized the gravity of the situation, We were both homeless and cold. It seams it's time for me to call in a favour. I just hope twilight is ok with a plus one