//------------------------------// // chapter 43: the evil king sombrero // Story: Bamboozled again! // by Theboxcatgamr //------------------------------// Celestia had just finished a nice conversation with John when suddenly a large blast of dark energy flew into the sky and hedded in two directions. North and south. Celestia went outside of the restaurant and found a gray Pegasus among her student and her friends. Knowing shit was about to hit the fan Celestia teleported to her throne room to plan. An hour passed and a guard approached the two princesses ”news from Northern Equestria (no not Canada) Uh...your highness.” ”yes?” ”I am simply here to tell you that it has returned” ”...find princess Candace and Prince shining Armour” ”yes your highness” ”and summon the guardians as well” ”very well your highness” A few moments passed and the same guard returned with both requested parties Twilight was hyperventilating and panicking about her test. also spike was there ”twilight I-“ Suddenly Derpy burst through a window and stuffed Noah into a barrel before leaving through the same window. She took Noah back to Alex’s ship and then they set off before any guards could catch up. Noah got out of the barrel and asked a simple question. “Dude what the fuck?” ”no time, I need you to get that box thing from earlier and help me out with something” “Ok so you want my help with rescueing ditzy’s daughter?” ”please...” “Alright I’m game. Take us to that one lake near ponyvill” And so Alex,Ditzy,Noah,and earl set off towards ponyvill leaving the princesses a bit confused. Noah retrieved the box from its hiding place over a cliff edge and put it on board Alex’s ship. The trio then shoved off towards the frozen north. “...so Alex, how did you and ditzy meet?” ”it’s a long story...” One long story later ”-and than she just grabbed the fucker’s head and smashed it into a glass table!” “Wow...and ditzy, you’re telling me that the reason you have a lazy eye in the first place is-“ ”so I can see an enemy coming from any direction” “Holy shit. Ok yeah I guess that makes sense” ”oi captain! We are approaching the crystal kingdom and we will soon be at the castle” ”good job earl! Finally, it’s about time we give that basterd a proper greeting.” “So...why did you need the box?” ”so I can call in a favour” “Ok then” ”captain we have some of Celestia’s gaurds off the port side! What should we do?” ”...ignore them. We need to get to that cunt before he does anything bad to dinky” “Speaking of which how did you have dinky anyway?” ”rape” “WHAT IN THE FUCK?!” ”why do you think I’m after the prick? He was the one who did this” “...ok then, remind me to punch him five more times than usual k?” ”trust me. I will” The ship sat down beside the massive castle and Alex picked up the box and went inside. Half an hour later he returned...with a shit load of swat guys “Dude how-“ ”remember my old air soft team? Yeah. This is that team” ”Dude holy shit. So you weren’t just blowing smoke outta your ass.” ”ok guys I need that entryway secured. And one more thing? Stealth is optional” The team surrounded the side entrance and began kicking the door...and then this happened: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kdSsWqRwtZo ”ENTRANCE IS SUCURE!” ”nicely done! Ok stay here and gaurd our flank” The three entered the big doors at the end of the hall, it seemed like they were in the servants quarters They followed the large crystal hallway down to the wall and eventually found a room that led to some stairs...also spike and twilight. ”hi” ”uh do you know anything about a crystal heart?” “Well other than the fact that it’s gone no.” Ditzy suddenly dove down the stairs black ops 2 style and forced the group to follow suit. (Ie Alex grabbed Noah’s hand and dove down the staircase). Alex and Noah were standing in front of a door. This was suspicious especially since Alex and Noah went from diving to standing in a second flat. Suddenly the doors opened slowly. Like REALLY FUCKING SLOWLY Within that room was Noah’s greatest fear as well as Alex’s, a bill Cosby spider. Both Alex and Noah walked out the other side wide-eyed and covered in blood. “...this never happened” And it never did. The door had taken them to the throne room...right in front of the evil bastard himself A look of recognition flashed on sombra’s face as he gave a scowl ”oh, it’s you” ”...” Alex was grinding his teeth ”what’s wrong? Oh did my little experiment make a friend? How sweet.” “...?” ”so why did you return to me? Oh I get it! You’re here for the brat aren’t you” Alex was trying his hardest not to rush over to sombra and kick his shit in. He knew sombra would be prepared Sombra slowly got up and walked towards Noah tilting his head in mock confusion ”oh? He is a lively...wait” He suddenly stopped toying with Noah and began to size him up ”huh so you befriended a lich. So what?” “What?” Sombra took another look at Noah and before opening his mouth again Noah jabbed him in the eye and ran away laughing. Sombra took a defensive stance and began charging his magic as the world grew darker. Alex took out his shovel and using the power of the mirror pool threw many shovels at sombra before charging forward. Suddenly Noah in shadow form fell from the roof and crushed sombra under his hammer. Noah then sidestepped as Alex stabbed at sombra with his shovel, his shovel skewered sombra’s neck and got stuck as Noah put his hand on Alex’s shoulder and imbued him with shadow energy. Alex and Noah lifted sombra’s flailing and cursing body into the air as a large indoor thunderstorm brewed and struck sombra before Alex and Noah smashed him into the ground...taking sombra’s head clean off. Evil laughter surrounded the room as sombra’s body lifted into the air and his head reattached with his sly smile wiped off his face. Noah and Alex took their respective weapons and winded up Then they ran him through