”Alright so we’re heading north after we get some rest?”
”Yes Sir Yeh, Johnny! Oh hey when did your color change
”It happened just since after the changelings all left I noticed how I had the same color as someone else and been thinking of what to do with it… Oh By the way Gary told me he had to leave to go somewhere and then he broke the wall and ran off. I think he said something about a bug fetish, besides that nothing really happened. Well there is supposedly a new country and I’m supposedly its leader but nothing else.”
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Is the amount of lines correct? (back to where John was left off in the castle.)
Hm…. yeah this wall is going to cost a lot of coin to fix. Though I can just use this convenient credit card to the bank of Canterlot I took out Gary’s pocket. Knowing How everyone was around him I’ll be amazed to find if not half the treasury for the country is on here. Let’s see… Official High Member card of money… blah blah blah… Oh no background checks. Alright and pin number…. Really One zero zero zero one eight zero zero cash now. Well time to pocket it and go on a victory spree.
”Oh my what have you done to this wall?”
Crap it’s the other Blueblood and he seems to be flanked by two guards. I gotta leave now… wait… operational plot advancement. Time to use High Aristocracy voice.
”I know it’s just absolutely disgraceful, those absolutely dreadful bugs dragged me in here then did this. You would think for an events such as this they would hold better security.’
The two guards walk over to the wall and start watching outside of it. Pretty sure I just heard something about a place called IHOC from the other room. While Blueblood just trots up to me and continues his usual ways. That I got to fuel a bit to somehow make him want to become a king.
“Truly it is horrific that that these things had the audacity to attack. I will have to convince my aunt to send the pathetic guard after them. I must ask though I don’t guite recognize you.”
By the power of quick thinking bs nonsense and the power of god and anime on my side save me like it has before.
”Me, I am the Leader of the country of Dak Dakastan (Dak Dak-ah-Stan). It is just across the Ocean and not many have traveled there. In fact I am here to have built a relation with the world I newly discovered. I go by the name Führer Джон. (enjoy google translate)”
”Prince Blueblood, though I notice you said have, why would that be?”
Thankfully it seems the guards have walked off so i can finally get the plan started.
”Ah yes that. I was planning on opening relations with your country but it seems that it is full of incompetent princesses and even more incompetent guard. They don’t even seem to let the prince help if you have to ask them. If only a stronger leader like a King could arise and take over leadership none of this could have happened.”
”Perhaps that could be me in the future, I am really tired of my aunts over ruling me and I’m obviously much more better to run this land since what can they know. Anyways until we meet again then. Preferably when I’m the King.”
He starts to trot to the other entrance into the room and the guards came back and followed him towards the door.
”Till we see eachother again fair friend.”
John then turned and walked back towards the door after a quick glance out the hole. The figure is no longer there and it seems there is no sign of anything over being there, beside the obvious wall that no longer existed. He then watched as Blue left and then went back to the door to the wedding room and heavily sighed which sounded like someone dropped a pin so he looked up.
It was surprising empty… Like no one was in here. So John with is hope full victory spoils. So john went on a leisurely walk throughout the castle when a thought strikes him.
How did I convince Blueblood while wearing my normal clothes and how have I not gotten any formal wear and I never got an invItation… my god am I turning into a Gary Sue…. Ahhhh just gonna shove this thought somewhere between experimenting with tazing on alcohol and why it seems like I’m world building
He finally left the castle and made his way down the street. This made all hope for the sweet sweet victory spoils of the unknown card untamable. Though it looked like the bank was still open so that’s a plus. The street was worse for wear as it was covered in roofing and some rubble. Yeah the invasine did not get that far to making it to the ground by the looks of it. Ponies where everywhere also having started the clean up. Like that one over in some random direction because this is being read so you wouldn’t actually know that is a blue unicorn trying to mop up debris.
He want to the bank to check the card and found it pretty easy to. Though it was not much in there like he hoped though enough for a series case of illegal identity theft. He used some of it to make a new premium account and transfer the rest over. Effectively almost bankrupting Gary if he ever came back and tried to use the bank.
John then left and started an ultimate pizza IHOC quest and spent his next few years searching for it. As the legends will say it took a good 5 years to walk to the building which years definitely does not mean minutes. Once he made it there he prepared to enter the den.
[color=af6e4d]Seems like my memory has started to change things.
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Celestia who had Finished her cake and was listening asked John what he meant by a new country
“If anyone ask we are looking for peace and located across the ocean. Also there are talks between Equestria and my supposed country Dak Dakastan. Though if they connect the dots the events that sadly happened was from Dak Dakastan ultranationalist and don’t represent the country. BUT no time while I’m talking faster while hoping no one hears what I’m saying so they forget about what I just said and for that we got to head north to save….dinky… Dinky from The Kingdom of Evil Crystals”
John promptly then leaves the IHOC with a face that says please oh please don’t ask anything else about it.
Suddenly the U.S.S.R anthem began playing...