//------------------------------// // chapter 26: the prodigy and the return to harmony (or whatever that episode was called) part two // Story: Bamboozled again! // by Theboxcatgamr //------------------------------// We went out to the maze and discord had his fun with the whole no magic or wings thing and then someone made the mistake of tempting Murray and his law and since me and Clyde were standing too close to rainbow. When we got separated we ended up with rainbow dash. We wandered around until we hit three paths. I already new discord wanted us to split up so I suggested that we sick together until we heard a voice...Scootaloo had been calling out. "Ok we need to go get them safely...but instead of us splitting up like a bunch of numptys lets do this one path at a time" "sounds good" "yeah let's go" We went down the middle road and followed it until we saw what was basically a army of tiaras bullying scootaloo with a chant of blank flank. They noticed me then formed a wall. "I don't get it. Why is this an obstacle?" "That's the one who was bullying the crusaders. I think discord wants me to lose my cool and just beat the shit out of them." They all giggled and spoke in unison. "aw. I thought you wanted this." "Nah...ok maybe a little bit, but I'm not just gonna go on a killing spree just for shits and giggles." "humph, fine." A snapping sound echoed through the maze and the fillys dissapeard with Scootaloo "Hey! Where's scootaloo?" "oh she's fine. Besides, creatures like us don't really need these things." "Well fuck you too" Suddenly Clyde and rainbow were launched over the hedgemaze and suddenly I was thinking about sad stuff. Clyde told me what happened when I snapped out of it so I guess he can tell you guys. ok then. So we landed in a different part of the maze and eventually we made it out of the maze. It was here that I found out that discord swapped out the real rainbow dash for a fake one while we were flying through the air. Unfortunately she was flying towards some small cloud. Discord exclaimed that the elements cheated and that he had won. He was taunting us at this point and I went home hanging my head in defeat when twilight got an idea that the elements might actually be in ponyvill unfortunately Noah at this point was still M.I.A and so we left him behind (more like flutershy forced us to leave without him) and to get you guys up to speed stuff and things happened and eventually twilight gave up and planned to leave. Or she would have if she didn't see how dire the situation was with Noah he was on the roof of the town hall and I realized three things: one, he had gotten into my whiskey and he had his old ADHD medicine, two, he had been discorded and the pill bottle was empty,and three, he was starting to sing. His eyes were glassy and dead as he opened his mouth. I don't think the world was ready for what came out of his mouth when the music kicked in: "My legs are dangling off the edge, The bottom of the bottle is my only friend, I think I'll slit my wrists again and I'm gone, gone, gone, My legs are dangling off the edge, A stomach full of pills didn't work again, I'll put a bullet in my head and I'm gone, gone, gone. Gone too far and yeah I'm gone again, It's gone on too long, tell you how it ends, I'm sitting on the edge with my two best friends, Ones a bottle of pills, ones a bottle of gin, I'm twenty stories up, yeah I'm up at the top, I'll polish off this bottle, now it's pushing me off, Asphalt to me has never looked so soft, I bet my momma found my letter, now shes calling the cops, I gotta take this opportunity before I miss it, 'Cause now I hear the sirens and they're off in the distance, Believe me when I tell you that I've been persistent, 'Cause I'm more scarred, more scarred than my wrist is, I've been trying too long, with too dull of a knife, But tonight I made sure that I sharpened it twice, I never bought a suit before in my life, But when you go to meet god, you know you wanna look nice. So if I survive, then I'll see you tomorrow, Yeah I'll see you tomorrow. My legs are dangling off the edge, The bottom of the bottle is my only friend, I think I'll slit my wrists again and I'm gone, gone, gone, gone, My legs are dangling off the edge, A stomach full of pills didn't work again, I'll put a bullet in my head and I'm gone, gone, gone, gone. We hit the sky, there goes the light, No more sun, why's it always night? When you can't sleep, well, you can't dream, When you can't dream, well, whats life mean? We feel a little pity, but don't empathize The old are getting older, watch a young man die, A Mother and a Son and someone you know, Smile at each other and realize you don't, You don't know what happened to that kid you raised, What happened to the Father, who swore he'd stay? I didn't know 'cause you didn't say, Now Momma feels guilt, yea Momma feels pain, When you were young, you never thought you'd die, Found that you could but too scared to try, You looked in the mirror and you said goodbye, Climb to the roof to see if you could fly! So if I survive, then I'll see you tomorrow, Yeah I'll see you tomorrow. My legs are dangling off the edge, The bottom of the bottle is my only friend, I think I'll slit my wrists again and I'm gone, gone, gone, gone, My legs are dangling off the edge, A stomach full of pills didn't work again, I'll put a bullet in my head and I'm gone, gone, gone-" he didn't finish. He drunkenly stumbled off the roof and as he plummeted to the ground nightmare came out of nowhere and caught him...Yep he wanted it so bad- HEY WOAH WOAH WOAH! Dude! What the hell? couldn't resist! God damm it Clyde. Ok since Clyde pulled that I'm going to tell you what happened myself. Ok so she caught me and she snapped me out of it. dude your leaving out the most important part! She even had a speech about how she lov- I left that out because of...reasons. *raises eyebrow* *sigh* God damm it Clyde ANYWAY: So she helped me out and with this revelation Clyde told me that twilight was planning on leaving. He cried like a little bitch. HEY WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU GOING TO STOP NOW?! *grunt* Sorry about this guys. Things are a bit...hectic right now. So I told spike to call up Celestia but instead of doing that he basically threw up every single frendship report twilight had ever sent. This gave her some sort of resolve and so we sent out to save the others. What could possibly have gone wrong already? Oh right