Ok so basically not much noteworthy happened in the next few days except the whole getting the town to not be afraid of me bit but you guys already heard that before so I'm just gonna skip past this part and tell you the basics:
Ok so I woke up, explained things and stopped twilight's dark magic freakout , a week later twilight got tickets to the Galla and after the escepade I managed to convince twilight to ask for a extra two tickets so I could later on attempt to find blueblood and I unfortunately haven't seen Clyde since the elements used the thing and I'm a bit worried about him.
Applejack over overworked herself and eventually things went sour when a massive round of food poisoning hit the town putting quite a few out of commission. And I managed to do fuck all over all that time.
Ok so now we got caught up and then after I banished a spider from space and time after I was taking a shower and got back into my pants twilight started asking questions since I had finally looked a bit darker thanks to doing fuck all and getting back blood
"hey is it healthy for you to look like that?"
Twilight asked with curiosity
"Eh I have no clue. It's been quite a while since I've felt this good. That magic thing at the castle really did wonders for me"
She tilted her head and asked why I was unhealthy before the elements did stuff
"Oh I don't know. I was living on the streets, I haven't had a proper meal since 2019, my sleep schedule is nonexistent, my hygiene is piss-poor and that shower I took was the first one I had in years... Should I continue?"
She looked both concerned and disgusted at the same time
And so after a heartfelt lecture about how I shouldn't let it happen again I remind her that I'm still homeless and so with a new goal in mind we sent off to find some supplies. Fearing the crowds watchful gaze I managed to sneak off and away from twilight. I came across a zebra named zecora and we chatted a bit about who we are and stuff after she got over my appearance. She offered tea and I accepted the offer and we went off into the forest. And if you know how this goes then you already know that Applebloom was following us into the forest.
We were on a path to zecora' house and she advised me to avoid the plants with the blue leafs so I wouldn't get affected by the stuff but unfortunately for us the mane six had finally found us and in rainbow dash's usual shtick she accused me of being a traitor in ten seconds flat. Nice
We went our separate ways when rainbow made it clear that I wasn't welcome in ponyvill as after my tea time with zecora I tried to go back to the library and when I got halfway there rainbow sprang up and hit me in a land down under and it was this day that I learned true pain. I've been hit there before with it usually being my fault but this one was horrible. By the end of it I threw up breakfast and just kind left after an hour of non stop pain.
I wandered around until I came across zecora's hut again and I entered to see if I could get something to help with the ungodly pain in my stomach. Applebloom was there too and I reintroduced myself to her and she was quite curious about me. So after zecora sent me out to get ingredients for the poison joke antidote a bit of time passed and when I returned the mane six was at zecora's doorstep calling her a witch and I choose to intervene and defend her.
A repeat of what happened earlier occurred this time with a crowd. They were quite shocked at my display and I really don't blame them. Applebloom came through the door again and sorted the whole thing out and on the bright side the problems with zecora were gone! The downside? I was about three seconds away from ripping out rainbows wing and giving her a lobotomy with it. Then just guess what happened? She called me weak.
"Do you know how painful it is?"
She looked at me quizzically and I explained
"Ok so imagine the worst pain you have ever felt in your life. Ok now multiple times all in your stomach area. Now imagine you feel like you just swallowed a razor blade that was on fire and dipped in acid.
She looked startled and I continued
"It is the worst pain a male can ever feel unless slowly and torturously ripped apart. I can forgive you if you promise to never do it again."
"why? Is it really that bad?"
" it would be easier to rip off my own leg and run a marathon then to willingly get hit in the balls"
She paled and nodded hesitantly
"Good now let's go."
After we returned to the library spike was a bit sad that the girls were back to normal. And then I had to explain the fragility of manhood to the rest of the girls and this had mixed results With crisis averted and zecora finally safe from the accusations I took a nice well deserved nap.
I dreamt about a horrible nightmare about giant spiders only to be rescued by the mare in the moon herself: princess Luna. she saw me and said something about not plaguing this dream only to find that I was the one who dreams this night. I asked about blueblood and she left presumably to tell Celestia about me (nice) and I woke up.
I wonder how this will end.
Eh at least I managed to bamboozle a princess so at least I got that :)