Dear Twilight,
I'm disappointed in you. Again.
To start, I saw these same creatures over in Trotsdale eating everything late this afternoon, but when I came to Ponyville earlier, Pinkie was busy parading them off into the woods while you were busy trying not to lose your cool like you didn't even know what was going on.
I don't question Pinkie knowing about the Parasprites. She knows too much as is, like the fact that I haven't celebrated my birthday since I banished my sister.
Side note, but tell her to stop stalking me on that matter. I will get around to that.
Anyway, what I do question is why neither you or Fluttershy bothered to research the Parasprite first if both of you knew nothing about it. She is the resident animal expert, you are the resident librarian, and yet it took Zecora to inform you of their voracious eating habits.
Fluttershy I can forgive as she may not know about all the creatures of the Everfree, but that's why we have books on the subject. I know you have a copy of "Pet, or Pest? A Compendium of Carnivorous, Cute, and Crazy Creatures" by Doc Danger somewhere in your library. Maybe it was right next to the copy of the other book you judged by its cover?
Actually, that's exactly what happened here. You didn't fully question what the Parasprite was right from the outset. Pinkie even knew exactly what they were, but you didn't ask her about them. You did learn these lessons before, right?
Well, maybe you were panicked over the whole situation. Discovering what were once cute pets can eat you out of house and home is something to worry over, but you must keep a level head on your shoulders when such a situation hits the fan.
In this case, you turned Parasprites into Paratermites that could actually eat your home. If Spike relieves himself in a corner of your library, I hope your first solution won't be to plug up the offending holes on him.
Your learned lesson was valuable; that I will not debate. But please think about your magic before you cast something tragic.
Love,
Princess Celestia
P.S. The Parasprites ate everything I brought with me but the moon cookies.
Yes, Luna. Your moon cookies, which I might add were surprisingly tasty.
Luna, calm down, okay? They're just bugs. They don't have good taste!
...oh dear.
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And thats the story of why Parasprites catch on fire when exposed to moonlight.
I love your Celestia. These are all hilarious.
5572390
so, parasprites are the day versions Vampires?
And Paracockroaches are even buggier than mundane ones
5574473
sorry, I can not enjoy that.
5574553
He was asked that earlier.
5575488
*Bows*
Feed me your negativity! It will only fuel me! *Evil laughter*
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A couple of fans enjoy the idea that Celly knew what was going on, but decided she wanted Ponyville to save face.
The problem I mentioned before shows up again here. Twilight is being chewed out by Celestia for something that is not in anyway her fault, and it takes away a bit of the humor since it seems like the story is taking at least that part seriously. Where was Celestia saying that if anything, Pinkie was the one at fault for never even slightly trying to explain what she was doing? Instead she seems to be blaming Twilight for not having advanced knowledge on every living thing on the planet.
That about sums up this entire series of your's I think.
5627203 Yes but we know pinkie. she's the type to kinda assume she doesn't need to tell anyone anything unless they ask. also she's kind of an idiot. twilight is suppsoed to be smart. also, pinkie isn't celestia's personal student.
Dear Princess Celestia:
Apparently, somepony thought today would be a brilliant day to check out that particular book
Sincerely, Twilight.
Luna needs a hug -_-
5627203
Then why are you reading?
5627203 It's funny because she's being chewed.
If ya don't like it, Darlin, you don't gotta read it.
You can find something you like better to read.
It just makes more sense that way.
that's... surprisingly heartwrenching... I need levity! Quickly!
BOOM! OH YEAH! BEST LINE! TWI, YOU JUST GOT BURNED BY THE SUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Also it sounds like Celestia likes the taste of hate!
I really felt for Celestia here. Both Twilight and Fluttershy irritated me in this episode.
The Parasprites have made a powerful enemy in Luna. They should have eaten the cookies.
5730107 try not to trick me. I see all, and i know that you hid it in order for Spike not notice that dragons was, very stupidly, i Might and, was under 'pest'. Please fix this.
‘Maybe it was right next to the copy of the other book you judged by its cover?’
Oh BURN! 🔥