Anonymous Unknown the Human(You) is stuck working a dead end job day in and day out. Your life is so boring the only thing you do is eat, work, and sleep. But one fateful night Discord, The God of Chaos, visits Earth. When he comes across you he offers you an escape, one that you cannot refuse. When you are sent to Equestria you come to find out that Discord rules all and his reign, along with the antics of his daughters Screwball and Eris, has left a chaotic mess in their wake. You are forced into living here under the premise of making friends with ponies.

Why does Discord wish for you to befriend equines?
Why did he choose you of all the other humans out there?
How many friends will you make?
Why are the ponies he introduces you to gray and hostile?

Edited by: Detective Pingles http://www.fimfiction.net/user/DetectivePingles

Never one to be a believer in the meaning of dreams, I find myself in an, interesting, quandary.
What would you do, if you were able to converse with a deity? Not my first question I would ask myself every morning.
It's even tougher to ask when sitting with said deity. Now, what to discuss?

This is just a collection of thoughts I had one evening as i ponder my real life situations. As a warning, there will be discussions of religion, faith, and societal norms as the underlying theme, and the topics may be heavy and or uncomfortable. However, as a subculture, we are very open-minded. That is what really drew me to the fandom. So here are my ideas of what a sit-down chat with the sun goddess might produce.

I want to thank http://www.fimfiction.net/user/ShutterGuy] for the awesome picture he has done for this story. He captured Toby perfectly, so I give all credit to him and also he is a good writer, check out his story "Human and Pony alike", it is good.

Toby Mason is a six year old human child who wishes for someone to love him. One year earlier, Toby lost his mother Ashley Mason who died in a terrible car crash coming to pick him up from school one day. After Ashley's death, Toby was hard to console, but his father James Mason took the loss the hardest.

Feeling as his life ending along with Ashley's, James began drinking heavily, and in turn started becoming abusive toward Toby. Mostly verbally abusive, he would call Toby weak, pathetic, and blamed Ashley's death on him. Heartbroken by his father's actions, Toby would make a wish upon a star to find a new home, and find a new family who would love him and not be mean to him like his father.

How would the ponies of Equestria, especially The Mane Six react toward finding a lost human child in their land? Will the take him in and treat him as one of their own, or will they fear him and abandon him?

Luna flew about the sky, guarding the night over Equestria, noticed something unfamiliar in the sky, something that looked Alien. She had used her power of the night to draw this object down from orbit for a second look. It was a Structure Composed of a Gold metal, hexagonal main body, with a thin, large bowl shape at the top. In the center of the bowl, a small radio antenna lie. There were also longer antennas on the sides, 3 of them to be exact. The other side had a Small, golden truss beam, with several radio instruments on it. On one of the sides, like a Large, golden disk with several alien markings on the front. Luna flew it back to the main Canterlot castle and informed her sister for a closer inspection.

Note: I do not own any videos or images in this story. I only wrote it.
The side of the spacecraft was labelled "Voyager"

Image borrowed without permission from Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyager_Golden_Record

Victor Harold has never liked horses: their long snouts, their soul piecing eyes, their... everything. He isn't afraid of them, don't get him wrong, he just doesn't like them. The fact that he almost never sees one is the only reason this distrust hasn't already turned into full on fear. Of course, this won't be the case for long...

While walking home from work, through a thick blanket of snow you find a little filly name Luna laying in the snow. Would you take her home or leave her alone to freeze in the snow?

Note: The format is messed up on Monospace and Courier New

You have been in Equestria for quite some time now, and have had a whale of a time staying in the Canterlot Castle, after befriending Princess Luna. But her sister Celestia, or as she nowadays prefers, 'Molly', has been giving you hard time. Although, there is one thing about her that you've been mulling over for the longest of time. Can you find an answer to your question?

Rated teen for suggestive themes.

This story is completely driven by user comments.
You wake up to find yourself stranded on nothing but a cloud, high in the air with nobody but Rainbow Dash.

I will be checking up on this story every few days or so to see what you all are saying. Whatever comments you make, regardless of how silly, stupid, or insane it is. I will make it happen.

The author is part of and approved the related story. See the first story here.

This story is driven entirely by user comments. So whatever you say, it will happen.
Continued in Part 2: Raise the Flag

You wake up to find that for whatever reason you are now in Equestria and Twilight is looking down on you with a look on her face that you can only describe as "lascivious." What do you do?

Edited by Kiro0613

Updates Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays

Authors note:
I will be checking up on this story every few days or so to see what you all are saying. Whatever comments you make, regardless of how silly, stupid, or insane it is. I will make it happen. :D

Sister stories
Wake up. See this. What do? Rainbow Dash Edition by me and Hankyhannah (Cancelled)
Everfree Survival by Hrafn
Wake Up With A Hangover. Have Morning Wood. See This. What The Hell Do You Do? by RainbowBob

This story is a sequel to A Place To Relax

It has been months since Celestia visited the human world and befriended Jason. After communicating with each other, Celestia is planning another visit. Although, she's not the only one who wants to go.

Join Jason as he once again welcomes a Princess into his home.

The third story in the Jason & Celestia storyline is now up - Welcome To The World