What the fuck did I drink last night?
This is cleary a dream and somone roofied your beer last night. That or
what your really seeing is prob just your rainbow dash plushie talkin to you while your
half asleep.It wouldn't be the first time, and your usually dumb enough to give a response...I wonder what dumb question i shall ask today...
Okay, now that you know that what you are seeing is Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash the pony... from the show my Little Pony Friendship is Magic, suddenly everything makes sense to you now. Clearly this is all the product of some roofie induced dream. Someone must have dropped roofies in your beer last night and like the dumbass that you are you drank it without asking questions. Hell you werenʼt even sure at all what you drank last night in the first place. Thats the only explanation you can think of that makes any logical sense at the moment. With that in mind you take another look at the pleading Rainbow Dash.
There is only one thing to do in this kind of situation and that is HUG THE
RAINBOW.
And three, just hug the adorable pegasus.
Huggles!
Tell her that she is best pony, and hug her.
All of the hugs belong to rainbow dash!!!!!
Then jump off the cloud yellin' LEEEEERRROOOOOYYY
JEEEEENNNNKKKKIIINNNSSS!!!!!
Ah screw it You think to yourself as you give in to the insanity. If this is a roofie induced dream you might as well enjoy it while it lasts. Without hesitation you leap from your position on the cloud straight towards Rainbow Dash with open arms. You are going to hug the ever loving adorableness out of your favorite pony. Also you feel compelled to shout
“LLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY
JEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!” As you do.
Seeing your enthusiasm, Rainbow Dash gets up and flies towards you with open hooves to meet you half way. The same adorable smile still ever present on her face.
It may be because youʼre to lost in your roofie insanity induced moment to realize what is going on around you, but you seem to have forgotten that you are on a cloud, that, and you are not moving towards Rainbow Dash at all.
After stalling you finally come to the realization that you yourself must
either be A. a griffon or B. a pegasus. or you would be falling right now.
You fly away like a badass.
Ground is nice. Can we get some ground before any action starts?
Ask the obvious question. How are we standing on a cloud? And don't
just say "magic".
Upon realizing that this is Equestria, I notice that I am not a pegasus, and
promptly fall through the cloud. As we all know, the laws of physics only apply when
acknowledged, which makes it perfectly reasonable that I was able to stay on the cloud
until now. Well, the laws of cartoon-physics work like that, at least.
Its at this point that you remember that youʼve been standing on a cloud this
whole time. It is also that this point that you realize that your legs have not generated
any upwards thrust to move towards Rainbow Dash when you jumped off the cloud.
Suddenly all the pieces fall into place as you suddenly realize one important truth.
You are not a pegasus.
With that in mind, you look down towards the ground, which appears to be moving closer to you at an alarming rate. Yes, you have just fallen through the cloud and are hurtling towards the earth.
What do you do?