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You wake up to find yourself stranded on nothing but a cloud, high in the air with nobody but Rainbow Dash.
I will be checking up on this story every few days or so to see what you all are saying. Whatever comments you make, regardless of how silly, stupid, or insane it is. I will make it happen.
The author is part of and approved the related story. See the first story here.
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Scratch her tummy and stall like a motherbucker.
After stalling you finally come to the realization that you yourself must either be A. a griffon or B. a pegasus. or you would be falling right now.
You fly away like a badass.
SATISFY HER! GOD DAMMIT JUST DO IT!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA--no.
Disregard all that is above. Jump. Jump off the damn cloud. Who cares if you break your ankles on impact! Just jump dammit!
Why is this tagged for Twilight and not RD?
Why no thumbs up? Oh well.
*Wakes up* You wake up.
Now is a good time to pass out from shock.
immediately assume that she is drunk, and try to take her home
And so begins the 'wake up see this' choose your own adventure glut.
Why does this happen every time a new idea for stories comes through?
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What the fuck did I drink last night?
So if this story features ONLY Rainbow Dash, then why is Twilight Sparkle tagged? For the love of Christ, fix that.
While attempting to fly, crash into a griffon that happens to be flying by
poke rainbow dash if she is real tickle her and watch her wings
2160055 jumping oh no he needs to get a running start then jump off and hope to god it kills him cuz 5 mins with rd is like a 1000 years in hell.
There is only one thing to do in this kind of situation and that is HUG THE RAINBOW.
do the dirty deed, Oh YEAH!!
Hmmm *moment of thought* I one of your new mentle thoguhts! conclud that having sexual relationswith a pony at this point is a bad idea. Escape or playign a gamei s perferible having it to easy may just ruin anything.
Escape plan goes as follows, Noticng her placment belly rubs is in order outcome is likly sexual exitement DO NOT FOLLOW THROUGH instead enter phase two lean in to kiss her AGAIN DO NOT FOLLOW THROUGH ON URGES (not untill you've think ether you or her maybe both have earned it) phase 3 grab the small pony and jump hopfuly she can slow desent to the ground if not use her asa board and jump at the last moment. also do note covering her wings is VERY hazardious to your health. Also wisdom says scream "FLY~!" as you fall may make her think flying may save her and through proxy you.
WISH YOU LUCK!
Ground is nice. Can we get some ground before any action starts?
Wait and keep staring. then when her guard is down....poke her in the nose to see if this is real or not. Asking What. The. BUCK! Am I doing here?
This is cleary a dream and somone roofied your beer last night. That or what your really seeing is prob just your rainbow dash plushie talkin to you while your half asleep.It wouldn't be the first time, and your usually dumb enough to give a response...
i wonder what dumb question i shall ask today...
>raep
jump off of the cloud you're on
rub her tummy.
MAKE HER PURR!!!
Ooh, another one of these? Alright, I'm game. The Twilight one has been pretty fun so far, even if I'm awful at writing good comments. Here goes, round two!
But first:
"Kind of" wearing your clothes?? Lol I see what you're doing here, Razor. Leaving it all vague and the like.
"Step 1: Ensure that you have Thor's Trousers equipped (+5 defense adds 1-5 lightning damage). In other words, check your pocket.
Step 2: If pants are equipped, unequip pants, jump off the cloud screaming 'geranimo' and whooping like a madman before finally using said pants as a parachute to float safely to the ground. Because hell, if a bunch of butterflies can save Fluttershy than you can be saved by a pair of trousers."
2160056 F-F-F-F-F-F-FAAAAIL!!
As you sit there you way your options, one: Just jump off the cloud and hope that she catches you and if not... well you had a great time in equstria, Two: She is Rainbow Dash and how many people would love to have intercourse (not me personally), And three, just hug the adorable pegasus.
Huggles!
Or four, just ask if she wants to race...
Tell her that she is best pony, and hug her.
Say screw it and bang her and Cloud Kicker. At once.
First rub her tummy, second scratch her ears, third ???, fourth profit!
Ask if you can give her a tummy rub.
Step 1.) Gently move right hand over and rub behind her left ear, confirming you are NOT dreaming.
Step 2.) Once confirmed not a dream, gently ask how you got here and why you aren't ground Pizza, while continuing ear rub.
Step 3.) Should answer be non-threatening, ask what it she wants to do, besides the ear rub.
Step 4.) Consider request, provided it doesn't involve death or Lima beans.
Step 5.) Should this go the way certain people with dirty minds think it will go, FOR THE LOVE OF BUCK, GO FOR IT!!!
And, should any of this prove impossible, go with the old stand-by of attempting to fly screaming, "LEEEROY!!! JENKINS!!!!" If nothing else, that will make for a proper tribute to the gods of Comedy.
Ask why your here, if she wants what the look on her face suggests, clap then say "alright, you wanna do this, then... LETS DO THIS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" while screaming you transform into super sayin and bang her until she is unconcious, then relax on the cloud and soak up some rays
Ask the obvious question. How are we standing on a cloud? And don't just say "magic".
Jump off the cloud yelling, "GERONIMO!" Y.o.l.o.
do the harlem shake or gangnam style
Call Nimbus, call Odahving, call the US Air Force, Use a summoning Jutsu, Just get me the buck out of here, I have molecular genetics test in an hour!
All of the hugs belong to rainbow dash!!!!!
Then jump off the cloud yellin' LEEEEERRROOOOOYYY JEEEEENNNNKKKKIIINNNSSS!!!!!
2160449 By the way, have you ever been locked up in a 5 feet by 5 feet box with Pinkie Pie for a prolonged amount of time? *shudders* You don't want to... Five years of mental rehab was in store for me. FIVE YEARS OF WASTING AWAY IN A ROOM WITH WHITE WALLS AND PADDED FLOORS! FIVE YEARS! Five years of fun, playing chess 2.0 with Discord.
2162767 fuck that here to hoping you nake it out with some sanity
2162844 Sanity? What is this sanity you speak of?
She wants the D. As in dash and we race off into the sunset. (May or may not be secret saying for sex...)
2163012 nooooooooo pinkey has struck again the horror!
Ask what she wants and pray to Notch and Gabe that its a tummy rub.
Cum inside Rainbow Dash.
2160056 Changed. I must've gotten confused.
Flip off that bucking clued with a vengeance.
Mhmmmmm....
Well we should ask her what she wants!!!
Wake upon cloud
see RD
Nowtice the sultry look in her eyes
IT'S TIME
Remove feather
Place feather in your purple hat
Become a pimp
Acquire biches
You continue to stare at her not really knowing what to do, she gets impatient and takes matters into her own hooves, by tackling you to the clould. :3