Luna noticed her sister's slight quail and grew worried. "What is it, Tia?"
Celestia shook her head, slowly setting her cup back on it's dish. "I... I don't know. I just have this sudden feeling that... that an event of cataclysmic proportions will befall our land."
The Princess of the Night groaned, rolling her eyes. "Ugh, not again."
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"You can't argue with science, Pinkie."
"Yes you can."
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“I... I really have nothing to say to that,” Warden responded with a slow shake of his head, eyes wide.
“Torture 101,” Kuno said with a cheery smile.
“What the fuck are you?” Warden asked after a moment, his tone exasperated.
“I’m a changeling,” Kuno replied, puffing out her chest with a grin. “Isn’t it awesome?”
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Nightmare pokes her head over the top of the bed before hopping onto the bed... revealing the large air horn in her hooves. "Why cheer when I have this little thing?"
Seeing the grin widen, Harry's eyes widen as he remembers that he's the only one awake in the First Year dorm, and perhaps the entirety of the dorms. "No... Nightmare-"
He doesn't get any farther then that as Nightmare presses on it causing it to go off... with the expected results as the rest of Harry's dorm mates leap from their beds in surprise. "
WHAT THE FUCK!?"
"BLOODY HELL!"
"GAAAHHHH!"
"THE HELL?!"
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Apple Bloom exhaled, inhaled, and began to speak. “As a changeling, I can feel the emotional energies of those around me, and naturally absorb a little from those closest to me in a manner harmless to them. However, each emotion has a taste, and those I’m getting from you are making me physically sick to just be in your presence, to the point I can’t eat anything offered here. So I’m going to have to ask you to get away from me before I call my guards to remove you from my presence.”
Blueblood’s smile turned to a frown. “What? How dare you-“
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“Son, I am disappoint,” Shift said, looking to Caps.
“First, you have to have self confidence. Mares dig that. Just find something you’re better at than Button and flaunt the hell outta it.
“And if that doesn’t work, there’s chloroform under the sink.”
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The unicorn stood to attention. "Yes, Princess! We managed to do the identity check without upsetting Fluttershy."
Princess Celestia raised an eyebrow. "And the rabbit?"
"Unharmed, Princess." Steel Sword slumped down a bit. "I wish I could say the same about the poor fellow who ran into him."
Celestia smirked. "I did warn you to let Fluttershy handle him."
"But... Princess, she really didn't look the type to—"
Celestia raised a hoof to cut him off. "No permanent damage, I hope?"
"The doctor said he'll need a few days to recover. I've never seen anything like—"
Celestia shook her head. "He brought it upon himself." She looked at the forest. "So what's happening, Captain?"
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For the last time, it’s a tattoo, not a cutie mark; my talent isn’t being Jesus,
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"So, great," my brain decided." A bunch of goats came to play with my car, ate up all the leaves and my casings, and then... ascended to goat heaven? You know what... I cannot be bothered to give a fraction of a fuck. I'm leaving."
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"Actually," Twilight continued, "I just can't get over how that yellow substance, I think it's butter, blocked my spell, only gold can do that."
"Well duh," Pinkie broke in, "that's why it threw butter at you."
"But only gold can do that."
"I know, butter."
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"...And that smile never stops, does it?"
"Nopeerooni!"
"Neither does your energy, I'd wager. How much coffee have you had?"
"None, the Cakes said something about the end of the world if I have any. But hey! What's your name?"
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"Graciously spoken," Celestia said with a slight smile and a nod. "Well, no harm done and-- Spike! Stop punching that koi fish in the face!"
"He started it!"
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proclaiming that you are, by imperial decree, the, and I quote, "Bestest Best Friend 4-Ever" of her Imperial Majesty, Princess Alexandrianna Rosanna Belinda Magnifica
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As Celestia glowered down at the Changelings, she glanced over and noticed Luna's attire. "Luna! Why are you in your pajamas?"
Luna blinked up at Celestia sleepily. "Because I took a nap."
"But...but why would you wear your pajamas to sleep outside?"
"I didn't," Luna said bluntly. "I slept in my room."
Celestia blinked in disbelief. "But...but that section of the palace is under Changeling control! How did you get in?"
"I asked nicely."
Celestia's eyes narrowed. "W-what?"
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“Yeah, kinda. You know where I can find a doctor?” The Mage of Breath called out to the mare.
“He just left with his companion, I’ll see what I can do about your wounds. Come in.” The mare said.
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Sniper now sat back, his bird book to one side as he stared at the menagerie that had gathered around Fluttershy. "You know, you take the fun out of ornithology, Fluttershy," he commented. "As much fun as it is to spy all these rare bird species, no other bird watcher will believe me in that I spotted them, or in how. You even called up a dodo, and those are extinct!" He stared at the specimen in question. "Or, perhaps, just extremely well hidden."
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"WOOOOOO!"
"That was amazing!"
"Encore! Encore!"
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
"YEA- Wait what did he say?"
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Moooooom!" shouted the grey filly
"What?" came the returned shouts
"I think I killed our guest! Sorry!"
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"Maybe I should have baked more than two baker's dozens," Fluttershy mumbled.
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"Pinkie!" someone shouted from behind the rocks. "Stop eating the cupcakes!"
"But Twilight, they're delicious!" Pinkie shouted. "They're like an explosion of flavor in my mouth!"
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"They are exploding in your mouth!" Twilight shouted back.
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"Oh yeah! Zecora was totally super duper awesome!" she beamed, pointing to her companion, who was trying not to make eye contact with anypony, embarrassed by the praise. Rainbow consulted her internal awesomeometer. Totally Super duper Awesome. That was high, closing in on Wonderbolt-class awesome. Certainly not a tier she had ever placed Zecora in before, nor heard her described. Mentally preparing to add some awesome points to the zebra, she still had to subtract some coolness for her being so bashful about it. Maybe minus feather point hoofball coolness points? The loss in radicalness didn't matter much, on the other hoof: Zecora was almost on Twilight-level in that category. There just weren't numbers low enough for that.
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Celestia was about to say something, when she noticed a small ball of yellow descending from the roof. It was the Joltik from the day before. Again, he was able to find his way into the room. He slowly moved down, on a string of web.
“Do-do-do-du-du, do-do-do-du-du, Do-do-do-du-du, Dun-na-NA-NA-NU-NA!” He hummed, before grabbing the bowl full of poffins and slow started to crawl his way up the string. Taking the bowl with him.
After a few moments of everyone staring, Celestia sighed. This was going to be a long meeting.
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Ah, flimsy justifications and grasping at straws,
where would humanity be without you?
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