Rainbow Danger Dash daring stunt flyer extraordinaire has a list, a list detailing her greatest victories over all those to have challenged her. From wooden wolves to nightmarish magical monstrosities she has overcome and surpassed them all, save for one. With the knowledge that there exists a dangerous creature out there still unchallenged by her greatness she sets a course to check off one final frightening fiend. Her only plan, to face the jaws of the beast in the open water of the deep blue sea.
Chapters (1)
This was silly.
I hope it brightened up your day, it did mine.
~Dollars
The Fluttershark by cogwheelbrain
Typo
Typo. Needs apostrophe
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I'm just going to have to start writing the number 2 every time I want to say the word two because getting it correct every time is apparently too much to ask for...
Thanks for that I'll have the editorial staff make another round.
~Dollars
Karate Kid reference
This was delightfully silly in all the right ways.
https://youtu.be/ebYA4cj6MiE
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It did, yes.
Thank you for writing this.
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This poor thing has been haunting the waters of my hard drives for a couple years now. After my latest, ahem, disappearance I thought it a good way to get back into the swing of things. Glad you liked it and I hope it brightened up your day.
~Dollars
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~Dollars
Hmm...she is ready to join the SPC Foundation. Send her the letter...yes, it's a real thing, and I hate it...and love it.
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/spc-hub
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Oh my gosh it's so awesome!
~Dollars
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Depends on who you ask, the Mane 6 already are part of the Shark Punching Center.
Not fond of the triple spaced paragraphs, but otherwise good.
A very funny story. But I agree with PiMan, you should cut down to single space between paragraphs (along with looking over a few other writing errors). I'd suggest looking for an editor to fix it up for you.
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We're not particularly impressed with it either, that and the fact it removes the tabs from the beginning of each paragraph.
It's something that always happens whenever we publish something on this site and has been a thorn in our side for years. It has something to do with the change of formatting between my dinosaur computer to email to Jake's computer to gdocs to fimfiction.net. everything always looks right even when previewing the chapter. Unfortunately, as soon as you hit publish, it re formats the whole thing down into cubes...
No amount of attempting to re-edit the changes ever seems to stick either, including manually adding in the correct spacing by hand. We have attempted publishing with all manner of settings combinations and making changes on other computers.
We've been in touch with multiple admins over the years, including Knighty as well as other long term users that have offered aid. None have ever figured it out so, We've just kinda grown to live with it.
Maybe it will go away when my relic machine gives up and I get a newer one? Maybe...
Until then I'll just have to keep making everyone's eyes bleed lol.
~Dollars
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As far as the formatting issues go please see my last comment, they're an ongoing issue...
While we usually do have a fairly stout editor, (glances at Jake's empty chair) the position has been somewhat vacant since oh, about the end of February...
On top of that I have a bad habit of just accepting whatever auto correct suggests when I make a Booboo and apparently punctuation isn't either of our specialties.
~Dollars
11354564 You have a dinosaur computer? Well well well... I happen to be in possession of FOUR different PC towers, of various makes and models!
Let's make a deal....*Alondro holds out his hand... which is oddly wreathed in blue flames...*
(A different form, a different place....)
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Alright "Alondro" I think we can work something out. Although, before you shake on it there are a few things about me you should know. I always get the details before hand, I always have a can of hairspray at the ready, I am the master of MY own universe and my mind is not a particularly pleasant place for those who might be emotionally unstable... https://www.fimfiction.net/story/176588/the-bottom-shelf
~Dollars
11354607 I live in the New Jersey Pine Barrens.
(Alondro lays down a royal flush)
Here's my question. WHY is everything so spaced out? Stories should not have this much space between paragraphs.
Take your damn upvote and fav anyway.
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Thanks for the interest Mystic!
As far as the formatting goes well we're not particularly impressed with it either, that and the fact it removes the tabs from the beginning of each paragraph.
It's something that always happens whenever we publish something on this site and has been a thorn in our side for years. It has something to do with the change of formatting between my dinosaur computer to email to Jake's computer to gdocs to fimfiction.net. everything always looks right even when previewing the chapter. Unfortunately, as soon as you hit publish, it re formats the whole thing down into cubes...
No amount of attempting to re-edit the changes ever seems to stick either, including manually adding in the correct spacing by hand. We have attempted publishing with all manner of settings combinations and making changes on other computers.
We've been in touch with multiple admins over the years, including Knighty as well as other long term users that have offered aid. None have ever figured it out so, We've just kinda grown to live with it.
Maybe it will go away when my relic machine gives up and I get a newer one? Maybe...
Until then I'll just have to keep making everyone's eyes bleed lol.
~Dollars
Rainbow Dash: Agent of the SPC (Shark Punching Center)
129% more adorable
With tomato sauce
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Thanks for the feedback, hope it brightened up your day.
~Dollars
Alondro simply stares in awe... "My god, it's full of stars!"
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Not bad
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Don't worry, it can always get worse...
~Dollars
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11357058 More like....
ER ERM TEH MERNERLERTH!!
But first, open the pod bay doors..
You have stolen my heart.
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The ransom is Klondike bars.
Though Dollars will also occasionally accept a jaunty tune about roads less traveled...
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But now I need to find and obtain a Klondike bar! What would I do for a Klondike bar...