//------------------------------// // I REGRET NOTHING // Story: Wake up. See this. What do? (Comment driven story) Rainbow dash edition // by LankyLuna //------------------------------// Scream a very very manly scream, despite what anyone else thinks Scream like a bitch. Scream at the top of your lungs the most manliest of manly screams you can posibly emmit Scream, at the top of your lungs, the girliest scream ever In the spirit of "A Reckless Disregard For Gravity", "AaAaAA!" With the ground hurtling towards you at top speeds, you are left with only one option. You let out the most manly scream possible and await the inevitable. Okay maybe its not a very manly scream BUT WHAT DO YOU WANT?! YOU’RE FALLING TO YOUR DEATH!!!!! As you rush towards the large green expanse of the ground you think "Well this was a gun dream." But you look to your right and see a flower pot falling as well. All the flower pot is thinking was "Oh no. Not again..." If we knew why the flower pot was thinking that we would be infinitely closer to the answer of the universe. After letting out your non manly scream you look over to your left and see a strange flower pot falling next to you. You look at it for only a moment when something strange goes through your mind. “Oh no, not again,” you’re not sure why, but you feel as if that if you knew why the flower pot was thinking that (and you are certain that it is) you would know a lot more about the universe than you do now. Philosophic thoughts of the universe aside, you look back down towards the ground and a sudden realization its you. “Well, this was a gun dream,” you think to yourself. Obviously it can’t be anything else, hell you are in Equestria for Celestia’s sake.... if you ever use that phrase again you need to remind yourself to slap yourself. Either way though, this is still obviously a dream. I begin to fall only to realize that I am not dreaming due to the actual feel of wind on my face. Or at least you would like to believe that this is a dream were it not for the actual wind you are feeling in your face right now. At the realization that this is in fact, not a dream, you let out another manly scream. Use your parachute Pull out an umbrella and drift away like Mary Poppins. If not said umbrella is available, then good thing you happened to be wearing your patented parachute parachute pants! Pull the string on the back to release a parachute from your parachute pants. If you happen to have left those at home, then pull out a gallon of milk and start chugging furiously. You have got to fortify your bones to withstand the impact of dropping several hundred thousand feet. Okay that is a thought... and that might work. IF YOU HAD AN UMBRELLA!!! Even if you did you are not Mary Poppins you aren’t even sure if that would work. And you never did get around to finishing those parachute pants you were working on. Sometimes life is just cruel that way. Oh and you don’t have any milk either. You don’t carry milk with you everywhere you go so obviously you wouldn’t have any right now. You look at the ground zooming in closer to you and the only thing you can think of is that you didn't get your hug from the adorable pegasus, also you wish you had some long fall boots. You wonder what kind of drug did this to you because you need it more often. As the ground is ever closer you thought up another thing... You didn't get to hug your favorite princess... As you fall your mind drifts back to Rainbow Dash... you never did get to hug her. You got ONE CHANCE to come here and you blew it. You blew it like the idiot at you are. You also wish you had some long fall boots right now, they would certainly help in this situation. You also mourn the fact that you didn’t get to hug your favorite princess either. Let out tears of liquid pride! And remember! This is all just a dream anyway so Dashie will catch you... right? You let out tears of liquid pride as these thoughts take ahold of you. You know this isn’t a dream unfortunately, so the impact with the ground will be very real. You let out a few more tears of liquid pride when another sudden realization hits you. You look up. Hope that Dash will save you via Sonic Rainboom before you give the ground a new red paint job. hope that she'll save you. after all, the ground will be very heavy-handed in catching you. Yell "I regret nothing!... oh and Rainbow can you catch me!?" Scream "I regret nothing!" and continue falling. Cry for help. I would expect Dashie to save me considering she wanted to hug me. :P She wouldn't let me die, would she? Well, Rainbow catches you, of course! To put it simply. You do nothing. Rainbow will save you. Because she saw you fall. Your fine. Now to see If I got pants If yes cause you were high before going to bed take your sunglasses out put them on when she catches you and say. " Well nice of you...to drop in." YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rainbow Dash flies down as fast as anything ever creating 13 simultaneous sonic rainbooms saving me Don't be a complete fool. Mr. T pities the foo that don't know that Rainbow dash is the fastest pegasus ever. She will catch you and become your waifu Well you don’t see any sonic rainbooms but OF COUSE! How could you have been such a fool. Mr. T would be ashamed of you right now. Of course Rainbow Dash would fly in to save you. Not only is she the element of loyalty, but she’s not the kind of pony that would let someone plummet to their death. Also you can swear that you can hear the Superman theme playing the background as you see her flying towards you for some reason. Your mind wonders for a moment and thinks of how cool she would look with a cape right now. But still.... How could you have been so stupid? “I REGRET NOTHING!!!” You tell to her. Only when those words leave your mouth do you even realize what you even said. “Oh... and RAINBOW DASH CAN YOU CATCH ME!!!???” At those words, Rainbow Dash suddenly picks up speed. She’s getting closer to you now... closer.... my god the Superman theme fits right now. Spread you're body out to make yourself less aerodynamic, hopefully giving dash enough time to catch you. After you head towards the ground, go looney tunes status and give her a big kiss on the lips because of the joy of surviving free-fall and her saving you, then... Of course! Why didn’t you think of that earlier. You spread out your body to make yourself less aerodynamic, allowing Rainbow Dash to catch up to you. Within an instant, she reaches you and hooks her forelegs under your arms to catch you. Only a few meters before you hit the ground too. My god she’s good. She beats her wings furiously for a moment due to the extra weight before she gets a steady beat going again. Afterwards, she gently lets you down on the ground. “THANK YOU!!!” You practically scream as you hug Rainbow Dash like you wanted to back up on the cloud (you make a mental note to look into how the hell you were standing on that thing in the first place). You think of giving her a kiss as well, but you decide not to. “THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME!!!” “Heh heh, no problem,” Rainbow Dash says as she smiles and hugs you back. “Its what I do.” “HI!” A sudden high pitched, bubblegummy voice says suddenly disrupting the moment. The two of you look over to see a certain pink pony with an impossibly poofy mane. The smile on her face is as wide as her face is, possibly wider. What do you do?