What the fuck did I drink last night?
This is cleary a dream and somone roofied your beer last night. That or
what your really seeing is prob just your rainbow dash plushie talkin to you while your
half asleep.It wouldn't be the first time, and your usually dumb enough to give a response...I wonder what dumb question i shall ask today...
Okay, now that you know that what you are seeing is Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash the pony... from the show my Little Pony Friendship is Magic, suddenly everything makes sense to you now. Clearly this is all the product of some roofie induced dream. Someone must have dropped roofies in your beer last night and like the dumbass that you are you drank it without asking questions. Hell you werenʼt even sure at all what you drank last night in the first place. Thats the only explanation you can think of that makes any logical sense at the moment. With that in mind you take another look at the pleading Rainbow Dash.
There is only one thing to do in this kind of situation and that is HUG THE
RAINBOW.
And three, just hug the adorable pegasus.
Huggles!
Tell her that she is best pony, and hug her.
All of the hugs belong to rainbow dash!!!!!
Then jump off the cloud yellin' LEEEEERRROOOOOYYY
JEEEEENNNNKKKKIIINNNSSS!!!!!
Ah screw it You think to yourself as you give in to the insanity. If this is a roofie induced dream you might as well enjoy it while it lasts. Without hesitation you leap from your position on the cloud straight towards Rainbow Dash with open arms. You are going to hug the ever loving adorableness out of your favorite pony. Also you feel compelled to shout
“LLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY
JEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!” As you do.
Seeing your enthusiasm, Rainbow Dash gets up and flies towards you with open hooves to meet you half way. The same adorable smile still ever present on her face.
It may be because youʼre to lost in your roofie insanity induced moment to realize what is going on around you, but you seem to have forgotten that you are on a cloud, that, and you are not moving towards Rainbow Dash at all.
After stalling you finally come to the realization that you yourself must
either be A. a griffon or B. a pegasus. or you would be falling right now.
You fly away like a badass.
Ground is nice. Can we get some ground before any action starts?
Ask the obvious question. How are we standing on a cloud? And don't
just say "magic".
Upon realizing that this is Equestria, I notice that I am not a pegasus, and
promptly fall through the cloud. As we all know, the laws of physics only apply when
acknowledged, which makes it perfectly reasonable that I was able to stay on the cloud
until now. Well, the laws of cartoon-physics work like that, at least.
Its at this point that you remember that youʼve been standing on a cloud this
whole time. It is also that this point that you realize that your legs have not generated
any upwards thrust to move towards Rainbow Dash when you jumped off the cloud.
Suddenly all the pieces fall into place as you suddenly realize one important truth.
You are not a pegasus.
With that in mind, you look down towards the ground, which appears to be moving closer to you at an alarming rate. Yes, you have just fallen through the cloud and are hurtling towards the earth.
What do you do?
Scream a very very manly scream, despite what anyone else thinks
LEEEEEEEEERRROOOOOYYYYY JEEEEEENNNNNKKKKIIINNNSSS!!!!
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As you rush twards the large green expanse of the ground you think "Well this was a gun dream." But you look to your right and see a flower pot falling as well. All the flower pot is thinking was "Oh no. Not again..." If we knew why the flower pot was thinking that we would be infinitely closer to the answer of the universe.
use your Borderlands Siren powers! either spread your wings or phaseshift to the ground
Can I taste the rainbow?
Scream like a bitch.
Hope that Dash will save you via Sonic Rainboom before you give the ground a new red paint job.
Spread you're body out to make yourself less aerodynamic, hopefully giving dash enough time to catch you. After you head towards the ground, go looney tunes status and give her a big kiss on the lips because of the joy of surviving free-fall and her saving you, then...
Scream at the top of your lungs the most manliest of manly screams you can posibly emmit, only to be caught by your favorite plushie.
Squee like a fangirl, then scream whilst in her grasp "TO INFINITY AAAAAAAAAND BEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND".
Do not fear death only laugh madly at it while falling
Gointo a dive like a boss and yell "fuck you to universe im not your bicth"while your falling you start to drink a cup a tea saying fuck you universe once more befor you meet the ground.
scream for your mother like a little girl
hope that she'll save you. after all, the ground will be very heavy-handed in catching you.
Pummel into the ground fist first like a badass.
You look at the ground zooming in closer to you and the only thing you can think of is that you didn't get your hug from the adorable pegasus, also you wish you had some long fall boots. You wonder what kind of drug did this to you because you need it more often. As the ground is ever closer you thought up another thing... You didn't get to hug your favorite princess...
Use your parachute
you pull out your skateboard from your backpack that you seemingly forgot you had on you at the moment, and you start busting some sick moves, all the while thinking "im so gonna get some bitchin points for this.......if I make it out alive"
Yell "I regret nothing!... oh and Rainbow can you catch me!?"
Scream, at the top of your lungs, the girliest scream ever
Step 1-
OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!
Step 2 -
shit a brick
Step 3 -
Your mind clicks to the apparent 'cartoon physics' on a whim, you reach into your pocket in a hope to pull out a pogo-stick
Pull out an umbrella and drift away like Mary Poppins. If not said umbrella is available, then good thing you happened to be wearing your patented parachute parachute pants! Pull the string on the back to release a parachute from your parachute pants. If you happen to have left those at home, then pull out a gallon of milk and start chugging furiously. You have got to fortify your bones to withstand the impact of dropping several hundred thousand feet.
Scream "I regret nothing!" and continue falling.
Like the art. Very cute. Alright, let's give this another go:
"Being the completely logical human being that you are, you deduce that one of two things is going to happen. Either Rainbow Dash will save you, or you are about to make a mess on the ground. Seeing as the first option is basically out of your control, if you are to meet such an end you will at least do so like a boss. You stand up straight, cross your arms, and manage to pull out of hammerspace a sign that reads 'I need to get paid more for this.' Now prepare for imminent doom like the baller bawss you are."
2178232 A 'gun dream'? I had no idea they had guns in Equestria...
grab your shades and go YEAAAAAAAAAAAH
Step 1: Calmly take out your Grappling Hook Gun and fire it at the cloud you fell from in order to save yourself.
Step 2: See the grappling hook fail to find purchase in the cloud because...well...its a cloud,
Step 3: Fall to your presumable death screaming like a little girl
Take advantage of Cartoon physics to survive the fall.
Cry for help. I would expect Dashie to save me considering she wanted to hug me. :P
She wouldn't let me die, would she?
In the spirit of "A Reckless Disregard For Gravity", "AaAaAA!"
DO A BACK FLIP! then scream for rainbow dash to catch you.
Let out tears of liquid pride! And remember! This is all just a dream anyway so Dashie will catch you... right?
have a macgyver moment and turn your shirt into a makshift parachute and loundly declare SREW YOU PHYSICS!!!
Curl up into a ball and roll like a Goron. Who knows; you may survive and fly out of the crater Sonic-The-Hedgehog style.
Yell "FOOT DIVE" As you are falling then land epically on someponies face... Oops...
Take off trousers and hold them tightly above your head, so that they become a parachute, letting you glide towards the grounds safely.
Nothing else to say but...
YOLO!!!!
Well, Rainbow catches you, of course!
To put it simply.
You do nothing.
Rainbow will save you.
Because she saw you fall.
Your fine.
Now to see If I got pants
If yes cause you were high before going to bed take your sunglasses out put them on when she catches you and say.
" Well nice of you...to drop in."
Fall screaming to the ground only to land on a convienetly placed trampoline and bounce right back up to RD.
I begin to fall only to realize that I am not dreaming due to the actual feel of wind on my face. Rainbow Dash flies down as fast as anything ever creating 13 simultaneous sonic rainbooms saving me
Don't be a complete fool. Mr. T pities the foo that don't know that Rainbow dash is the fastest pegasus ever. She will catch you and become your waifu
Bah the best answer is completely miss the ground.
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Sooo....yipping and yiping? *Dog pun*