What do? Rainbows and Dashing edition
Written by RazortheAwesome and LankyLuna
Artwork by LankyLuna
DISCLAIMER: This is a non-profit fanbased work of prose. My Little Pony: Friendship is
Magic is the property of Hasbro, and the reinvention of Lauren Faust. No copyright
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SECOND DISCLAIMER (by RazortheAwesome:
I canʼt speak for Luna but...
I STILL REGRET NOTHING! IʼVE LIVED AS FEW MEN DARE TO DREAM!!!)
Let it begin.
“MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm....” a moan escapes your lips. Just as it always does when... wait. That wasnʼt your moan.
That wasnʼt your moan at all. It doesnʼt even sound remotely like you. It actually sounds... kind of girly.
“Hey,” you hear someone next to you. The sound of that voice instantly makes you open your eyes.
You donʼt know that voice. Instantly you wake up and sit up in what you obviously know is not your bed.
You look around you to see nothing but clear blue sky. All around you there is sky, no matter where you look.
Except for down, there is solid ground several feet below you.
Shocked by the revelation that you are now several hundreds, thousands, hell you donʼt even know, feet about the ground, you reel away from the edge, only to finally see that you are sleeping on clouds.
You look down to see that you are sitting on a cloud.
No seriously, a cloud. It is a cloud, and you are sitting on it.
More specifically though, you are sitting on a rainbow which appears to be coming out of the cloud and moving over towards another one.
Funny, you donʼt remember dying and going to Valhalla recently.
Hell you donʼt even remember giving any praise to any norse gods recently.
Sure you thought Odin, Thor, and all those other guys were absolute badasses but youʼve never once praised them like you were in a religion that worshipped them.
That aside if this is Valhalla you donʼt remember dying.
Unless you happened to die in your sleep. Which is highly unlikely considering that you donʼt have any fatal illnesses or anyone out to get you (you are pretty sure of that one).
Plus, you are still kind of wearing all your clothes that you went to sleep with.
Well, either way, if this is Valhalla then maybe it wonʼt be so...
“Ah youʼre finally awake,” and suddenly every thought you have about this place being Valhalla leaves your mind.
You turn your head to follow the trajectory of the voice, only to find the mother of all “what is this I donʼt even...” things laying there next to you.
Shocked as all hell you stand up. Yes, there is room enough on the cloud for you to stand, but that is not the point.
Laying there next to you, is a light blue pony.
More specifically it is a light blue pegasus with a light blue coat and a pair of scarlet red eyes. Her eyes are friggin' huge, theyʼre almost like anime eyes.
However, what really strikes you about this pegasus pony is her mane. Her mane is... well... its rainbow colored.
Youʼre not making that up, her mane is made up of ever color of the rainbow.
Itʼs like if her hair was divided into sections and each section got a different color.
For the life of you, you cannot even comprehend how one would get a mane like
that.
The pegasus just lays there on the clouds on her back.
Her forehooves are
curled up against her chest while her back hooves are laid out and relaxed a little bit. Its kind of similar to the pose a cat would take when it wants its belly rubbed.
Not only that, but sheʼs looking right up at you. Her eyes are half closed and sheʼs smiling at you. Its the kind of look that suggests that sheʼs expecting something from you. Again, like a cat and a belly rub.
Basically what you are seeing right now is this picture.
As you stand over her, your shadow keeping the sun off her, all you can do is
stare back at her. Stare back... into those giant eyes.... staring.... staring... staring forever. Theyʼre staring into your soul... theyʼre staring into....
Okay that is enough of that.
Once you pull your attention away from her eyes, a
million thoughts begin to run through your head.
For one, where the hell were you?
You can remember going to sleep last night after watching an episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic after a day of being you in your life, and suddenly you wake up here.
Secondly, how the hell are you able to stand on a cloud?
Clouds are basically water in gas form and arenʼt made up of ANY solid surface, so how could you be standing on one?
Three, why do the Norse gods have a rainbow bridge anyway, and why is there a rainbow even here?
And fourth. WHERE IN THE NAME OF ODIN AND GOD ARE YOU!?
Seriously you know you canʼt be dead and this definitely isnʼt Valhalla.
Unless it is and...
“Umm...” The sound of the Rainbow Maned pegasusʼ voice causes you to look
back at her again.
Then, like a brick to the face it hits you.
All the pieces fit into place.
The pony, the cloud, the rainbows (okay not the rainbows but still) and the ground beneath you.
You knew it looked somehow familiar.
Being a brony at heart. You finally manage to put all the pieces together.
This isnʼt Valhalla.
Somehow, against all inconcievable odds, youʼve found yourself transported to Equestria.
Not only that, but the pegasus lying beside you, was none other than the one and only Rainbow Dash.
You mentally smack yourself in the head for not realizing this the second you got here.
Okay now you know where you, that just begs the question off...
“So... are you...” the unmistakable voice of Rainbow Dash causes you to divert your attention back at her.
Sheʼs still in that same pose looking up at you with that strangely cute and kind of seductive smile.
What do you do?