Put the words in the bag and nopony gets hurt

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Just a simple pegasister who likes world building.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

I'm still alive, probably.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Horrifically Fun

Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.

Voice actor and writer.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Guess whose back?!

No.

\m/ I like the devil's music (and his beard). Hide your daughters etc. I mostly write Discord stuff, because nobody parties like a trickster god.

I'm here to help. Avatar image courtesy of Taggerung

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Are you not entertained?

Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author. I hope you have a lovely day! Come visit my official website at www.williamantonelli.com

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Original Works. It was a good run.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

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I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Does he even write stories anymore? Geez, what a flufflenugget.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

30 years old closet brony from the center of Europe. Just happily doing my thing in my corner of the internet.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I admit to being a geek. Wanted an outlet to try writing, as it seems to clear my thoughts.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

broken, not beaten