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Bio

I sold my site for like $600 million, and now I'm here.

"Give it to me! I'm so fucking wet!"

Scream as she might, she was not getting the umbrella.

If giant squirming logs of shit can't find true love, what hope have we?
-Cr1tikal

What I'm Currently Doing While I Should Be Updating My Fics

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47 weeks
Update For All One Of My Followers Who Remember Me

Hello everyone, lazy asshole formerly known as "That Brony Over There" here. In continuing with my endless cycle of deceit and lies, I've decided to begin reworking my entire user page. After giving it some thought, I've decided that I want to give fanfiction a second shot. That means a clean start, and in order to do that, I have cancelled my two stories previously marked incomplete. That's why I've tagged what is undoubtedly my most popular work. I've been wanting to work on an idea without
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Trash I Wrote When I Was 14

An Interdimensional Rainbow Rainbow Dash gets ported to our dimension. Oh, and she's a human now. And you need to help with this predicament. by Tom From Myspace 11,262 words · 302 · 14
Races by Tom From Myspace 9,200 words · 279 · 9
Fillydelphia University You are in college. Many familiar faces are there as well. Quirkiness and Slice of Life ensues. by Tom From Myspace 5,341 words · 211 · 6