The Basement!293 stories -
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Come on. You saw Lyra. You saw that look in her eye. If you wandered in here, you're only here for one thing. +18 only!
It turns out that Sunset Shimmer's final letters to Princess Celestia before her exile were not filled with resentment or remorse. There might have been a lot more frantic running away involved. But it was definitely not Sunset's fault. At all.
Chrysalis has had better days, but times have changed for the former Queen and she’s going to have to figure out how to adapt to her new life. Or, you know… do something sensible like try to get her old one back.
Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle have a few drinks together... Okay, maybe more than a few. This is followed by a desire to do some science. This simultaneously goes much better and much worse then the girls would have expected.
Diamond Tiara had something very important to tell her family, but it didn't quite work out. Undeterred, she decides to try again with renewed determination... it can't all go wrong again, right? Right?!
Twilight gets called into a meeting with Luna and Celestia. The kingdom is hurting for money and there's only one way to get rich quick. Celestia is going to have to film them making porn.
Twilight discovered pornography. Now, in her frantic state of mind, she tries to think of a way to get rid of every compromising, private picture of herself on the internet ever made. Period.
Sunset Shimmer visits the Castle of Friendship, and inadvertently discovers something that Twilight would normally keep hidden under her bed... except that since this is a pony princess we're talking about, it's nothing remotely resembling normal.
One day, Twilight Sparkle discovers something amazing about her friend Sunset Shimmer. She's a magical talking pony! This requires investigation! Science! Possibly a full-body physical! Or maybe she'll just ask her what's up with that.
The Most Cynical... Teenager in Saint Diamond Heart's is in the most horrifying movie ever to hit the screen... What? Equestria Girls isn't scary? Clearly, you haven't seen the character design on Princess Celestia. *shudder*
I've been living in Equestria for well over a year now. So much has happened and I still don't know how I even got here, but there is one thing I do know. Whoever brought me here to this paradise never suspected that I would break her heart
[One-Shot] After her whole life as one of only two alicorns, Cadance is finally introduced to Luna. To call it awkward would be an understatement of the highest caliber.
Twilight heads off to negotiate the return of the bat pony tribes to Equestria, escorted by Indigo Zap. Lust at first sight rears its pretty head, and Zap does her best to make the oblivious Twilight want her in turn.
Emerald was just another human, just another pegasister. Now she's been turned into an OC pony called Twivine. Problem is, she has no idea who Twivine is.
Carrot Top discovers her coltfriend is cheating on her. Her first reaction is to kick him to next Monday, even though that can get her in jail. Good news? Her friends are going to get her out of trouble. Bad news? They're all sociopaths.
Luna, strangely enough, receives a letter from Princess Twilight Sparkle. From the letter she can discern two things. One, Twilight definitely has a drinking problem. Two, she really loves her. And a third can go to being extremely kinky.
Time traveling from five thousand years in the future, Twilight Sparkle—or as she prefers, Glitter-Flanks—has one mission: to establish the closed time loop that sets her and Celestia up as a couple, by flirting as aggressively as possible.
Cadance and Alex get into a nasty fight, one that threatens to break them apart for good. Will they be able to look past it and forgive each other? Or will they chose to remain separate and let everything they were come apart with it. Come find out!
A What-If to Luna's Original Break Up Chronicle. Instead of lying and continuously chasing down Steven after their break up, Luna chooses to leave him be. This however has unforeseen side effects on Steven, causing him to see her wherever he goe
Twilight finds it a bit difficult to reconcile Celestia's playful new manner with the regal teacher she knew for so long. Once she does, however, the benefits are plain to see.
When Rainbow Dash's final grade is in jeopardy, she enlists the help of most eggheadiest person she knows. Unfortunately, she encounters a problem. A naked problem. A very naked problem. A comedy of the nudist variety.
Princess Celestia's been dealing with some rather embrassing issues for so long, and she decides it's finally time to do something about it. Fortunately, she just so happens to have a sister and a student more than willing to lend a helping hoof.