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"My name is Sunset Shimmer, and there are two Twilight Sparkles who are both madly in love with me.

Please help."

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A Twilight in Hand Is Worth Two in the Bush

Oh. Oh, you cheeky dickwaffle, the puns. Alright, alright, I'll read it.

good dammit i know that reading this kind of fics at 2 am is no good for me 'cause i wake up all my family, i was laughing so hard!!!
but totally worth it!!!!! :yay: :yay: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
this is just to much for me, i think i'm gonna die!! :rainbowlaugh:

That ending though
I bet Twi WOULD be totally into that.

Glad to see this fic finally making it out of your head and onto the site! :pinkiehappy:

*Looks at title.* Proceed face-palm.

Lovely. There were a lot of really funny points in this. And I'm really glad it didn't end the way I thought it would.

Damn it.

I thought that title meant two hands in Sunset's bush.

I guess that just means I'm a terrible person for thinking that.

Celestia that ending. So much yes. Sunshy is my new ship!

:rainbowhuh:

Okay, no it's not, but it's still funny.

I have no idea how this got on the front page, but DAMN if it isn't funny. Sometimes a silly little fic like this is a good thing. you shouldn't take life or literature too serious all the time.

Next step is for all of Sunset's friends and enemies to fall in love with her.

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you cheeky dickwaffle

Ha. Ha ha ha... HA!!! I know what you're referencing~!

wow all I can say is just wow that was awesome

I’ll give you twenty-four hours to come up with a proper answer.

If I were Sunset, I would haul off and punch Twilight in the face for setting a fucking time limit. I mean, I'd probably think of an answer in that amount of time, yeah, but she didn't have to make it an order.

...Alright, so maybe a punch to the face would be a bit dramatic. Then again, so is high school romance.

Well that last bit was quite unexpected. At least it was something (or in this case, someone) they could do :rainbowlaugh:

Nice. That was freaking Hi-larious XD

Dear God this was funny. :rainbowlaugh:

Ah, twilight does have a tendancy to go completely overboard when shes frantic. Funny to read. Poor sunset, hopefully she and Fluttershy make a good pair.

We get both Twilights making out, ShimmerShy, and Flash Sentry gets nothing?

Works for me...

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Truer words have never been spoken.

No, that wasn’t fair. Twilight had asked her out because she liked her. It was perfectly normal to act on growing feelings, and as a friend, Sunset needed to at least be straight with her.

Or gay.

:rainbowlaugh:

To be honest, after we first blasted you with the Elements of Harmony, I wasn’t one hundred percent sincere about being your friend… I kind of just dumped you on the others.

Ouch.

As for her current predicament, she was half tempted to sneak out of her bedroom on a rope tied from bed sheets, like she always saw on TV, just so she could avoid facing Twilight right away.

Of course, that would be ridiculous, not to mention unsafe.

She had a good, sturdy rope stored away in her closet already.

:trixieshiftright:

“I shouldn’t have to take this from me,” Twilight said, growling. “Who cares if you two text each other in some stupid magic book? The first time we met, I bumped into Sunset by accident and she helped me up. It was love at first sight! Since then we’ve become friends, walked home together, had sleepovers, studied together, and her hand brushed against mine once when we were putting books away. It’s like we’re practically girlfriends already!”

*DIES* That is such a perfectly Twilight thing to say!! :rainbowlaugh:

‘if the love doesn’t fit, then you should just quit?’

Dammit, stop killing me!! I'm running out of Revives!! :rainbowlaugh:

“You’ll be spending your Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays in Equestria with Princess Twilight,” Twilight said, tapping at the clipboard with a pencil. “And I’ll get you Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays. Sunday will be a group day.”

And no "me days" for Sunset at all, because she's just a trophy!

Sunset stared down at the schedule, her mouth hanging open. "Do you actually think something like this would work? Me just gallivanting back and forth between Equestria and here, between you two, disregarding anything I want to do with my life other than being in a relationship?"

You tell those crazy purple bitches, Sunset!

“Hey,” Sunset said as she pulled away from the kiss. “Wanna go out with me, Fluttershy? We can go make out behind the school.”

Fluttershy had turned entirely scarlet, her eyes wide. She managed to move her head in the barest of nods, squeaking out a tiny, “Yes please.”

YES! Sunshy is SPREADING! My plan is working PERFECTLY! Muahahahahahaha!!

Awesome story, loved every second of it! :pinkiehappy:

This was pretty funny.

Ri2

You know, I could've seen it working if both Twilights hadn't come on so strong.
Ah well, selfcest for the win!

In the end, self-cest is the key.

I like it....






WHAT?...thats all I got man!!!!

Shimmershy/Flutterset? I somehow approve :raritywink:

Great story, I really enjoyed it! Thumbs up from me.

She had a good, sturdy rope stored away in her closet already.

Good to know I'm not the only one. And my roommate said I was being stupid, it's helped me more times than I care to admit. not to mention it's tested to bear 2 tonnes of weight (It fell off the back of a forestry truck... I love my luck)

And my sides are hurting!

But hey, everyone ended up happy (except Flash but no one cares about him)

6027584 I was hoping for it too XD But why is there a sex tag anyways.

I saw the Sex tag but I don't see any sex.

Also, boo. Was hoping for a twilit threesome.

If we work together, I’m sure we can figure out a way to solve this conundrum in a way in which everyone walks away from this with the maximum amount of happiness.

I lost it there. Your Twilight(s) is spot-on, exactly how I would imaging they would deal with this revelation. And that Shimmershy! What a Twist!

I really just want to make a clop fic bassed on that picture there:rainbowlaugh:

I did not that end coming, though I was VERY much hoping for it!

I like selfcest, I like Fluttershy ships. Therefore I love this.

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My reaction exactly, only with more of a :twilightoops: face and the topped with the phrase "Thats worse than incest times a billion!"

6029075 Oops. I might be writing a SunsetXSunset story right now...:twilightsheepish: Long time no see by the way!

Sequle now plz:twilightsheepish:

Flash ended up alone, that's sad Flash needs more love so I think he should at least be shipped with Blueblood

A Twilight in Hand Is Worth Two in the Bush

A Twilight in Hand

Fisting!

Two in the Bush

Grinding!
You smart person, you! :pinkiehappy:

That was glorious.

Ten outta teeeeeen.

That was the best possible ending A++

I'm a sucker for multiple instances of the same person interacting. This was hilarious through and through, especially Sunset's response to the Twilights' proposal. Thank you for this.

If I was gay and less of a dick I'd totally bang myself. Good call Twi.

Well, I certainly expected a TwilightSunsetPrincess threesome, but Sentry getting nothing worth it xD

Dat SunsetShy was unnexpected xD

6029127 Flash ended up alone. Finally. And he also lost Twilight to Twilight. The irony.

I had to take a few minutes to collect myself after that ending. Jesus-mother-humping-Christ. :rainbowlaugh:

I loved this, a whole lot, and I'd love to see more. The situation's pretty much been wrapped up by this point, but it'd be awesome if you could find a way to continue it!

“Can’t we all just get—”

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I completely dug that Sunset told the Twilights off and ended up with Fluttershy - because about from the 24 hour thing onward it was clear that those two was cray. I'd complain about Twilight being OOC, but this seemed to pretty much be a crackfic, and it made me laugh. So, yeah.

Up thumbs.

Since the very beginning? Was she just that oblivious? But she hadn’t treated Twilight any different from any of her other friends, and none of them were secretly in love with her.

For me, that was the best line in the whole story simply because it proves that she IS that oblivious :rainbowlaugh:
Oh, and dat surprise... uh... Sunsetshy? Fluttershimmer? yeah... dat ship.

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