Twilight Sparkle has been on Earth, and human, for nearly two weeks. It wasn’t planned, but the human girl that she stays with is at least very helpful. As her stay lengthens and the difficulty of returning to Equestria seems more and more strenuous, she tries to take it easy and research the humans and their customs. Even though she is no longer a unicorn at the moment, her pastimes and favorite hobbies remain the same. Studying always eases her mind, so a look into human mating rituals should be very interesting and therapeutic, right?
This ‘one-shot’ story is an offshoot of Merlos The Mad’s story, ‘A Twilight Landing’. It takes place eleven days into the story, just after chapter thirteen. If you read this story by itself, the jokes will still make sense. This may also be considered canon.
Cover art graciously provided by go4moo!
Additional chapters a definite possibility.
Nothing like pizza with extra sausage.
Poor Twilight.
The Intarnets have broken her.
I have feeling that there should be a follow on to this... Hear me out please....
After this freakout have Jo show a quick education vid and then try to explain the basic internet rules to Twilight.... You know the ones...
Straight from Starship Troopers to this?
Twilight's having a rough second week.
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Next up, Twilight takes a foray into discovering human alcohol! xD
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Poor Twilight.
You know what they say, curiosity killed the cat and ruined the innocence of millions of 13 year old boys.
She looked at the internet and the internet looked back.
And then the Anonymous hackers group start doing their job, assuring that the Internet is always exactly how they want it.
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We seem to have a tendency to do this to the girls in our fics. We're so sorry!
(Only a bit though,
)
Aw, the first downvote. Darned prudes.
Can't handle all the mustache in this story.
And this is somehow still rated "teen." Why didn't you just make it a little more kinky so that we could actually have some clop?
Well she certainly didn't end up in the UK if that's what she's watching then -___-
2918236 You mean to tell me that the United Kingdom doesn't have raunchy, 70's-pizza-guy porn?! What kind of backwards place is that?!
2918246 The kind of place where the only decisions Parliament makes are shit, that's where :D
this is why we should never give twilight guns and let her internet in the human world in the same timeline
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Goodness random citizen, this website is veritably swimming in pornographic literature! Can't we have a decent, wholesome comedy for once?
2918344 I like the way you think
If there was a sequel, it should be called "Twilight Makes A Porno". Guess the reference.
2918352 Yes. A comic porno.
2918547 it's hilarious that you said that just now. Merlos and I were just taking about doing a sequel and I offered that as a choice.
Oh THAT was too good.
~Skeeter The Lurker
2918591 Thanks!
This is going to be glorious.
EDIT: It was glorious.
EDIT 2:Now I am going to read your other stories. There has to be more. Jo will be awesome.
This was great, I was smiling and laughing the whole way. Especially the end
Awesome story!
2918684 Thank you very much! I aim to please!
For every life the internet fixes, it destroys ten others. No exceptions.
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A Twilight Landing
Here's the mane story brother.
Dat Ending.
That story turned into a clustered laugh for me
That's one of the cheesiest porno lines out there, lol.
KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!
This was my face timelaps:
BEST ONESHOT EVER!!
2918946 I guarantee that that line has been in at least 300 different adult films in the 70's alone.
2918953 Thanks! That made my day!
Yes, Twilight, give in. Watch another one.
Join the rest of us on the Horny Side. It is your destiny. Search your feelings, you know it to be true. Take your mouse, click that link, and your journey will be complete.
dear sweet luna i fell off my fucking chair you hilarious bastard.
just.....i.....holy hell. so god damned funny
and then she found equestria after dark. lol.
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Please show your support and fave it guys, faves get him featured.
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2919341 done and done dear author
2919388 Thank you kindly, stranger. I will pay your compliment forward.
Of all the spin offs
lol
2919394 hell i think ill follow as well, ya got some good looking stuff up here and talent far better then the crap ill have going up soon. so write on boyo,i look forward to the reads.
2919532 Wewt! Thank you!
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2919667 good story ?
i like how twilight was in the end all freaked out .she should have listened to jo
2919676 Thanks!
“Pizza...mating...guy...”
okay. a few things on this one.
first: that is hilarious.
two: how does one obtain this job?
three: "Its not delivery, its -insert pun here-"
okay bronies do your thing.