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It's Hearts and Hooves Day in Ponyville. And Twilight Sparkle is on a mission to find out as much as she can about the subject of Love. She finds herself in Sugarcube Corner, observing the other patrons, and talking to Mr. and Mrs. Cake, in a effort to answer the most important question of her life: What is Love?

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Baby don't hurt me... no more...

6933728 Someone had to do it.

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I think you and I posted at the same time. Amazing.

6933734 6933768 Within a second of each other.

:duck: takes pins and needles . smells of perspiration and garbage, the filth of dirt of Diamond Dogs, always helps around

:twilightsmile: all you need are foals!:raritystarry:

:moustache:Wut?

:twilightblush: nothing. . .


:trollestia: You nailed it.

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This story is hilarious!

Another great story, you truly are the world's strongest writer. :twilightsmile:

ugh... soon as i read the last part that song is now in my head....

WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME SIR!

Here we go.

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As it was proclaimed long ago, "If love be questioned, baby, cease thine anguish forevermore."

Comment posted by heavy weapons brony deleted Feb 14th, 2016

*looks out the window.

I rember when I first saw her. Her chrome gleamed, her engine roared. Every gear change was as smooth a silk.

It was easy to love her. I was barley old enough to imagine driving her.
Now it's been over 200,000 miles. She carried me through the best years of my young life. Her chrome is long gone now, along with her badages, her a/c. She creaks. She rattles her floor has holes, her tires are bald on one side, her clutch slips, and she overheats randomly when ever its cold out and no mechanic on earth and tell me why.

One day I'm going to turn they key and she won't start ever again.
On that day, you will witness a man break, break down a cry.
A man and his truck. It may not be the same true love you depicted here but,...
..it's still true.

This a very beautiful story! Terrifying in it's honesty , wonderful in it's wording and the absolute truth! Bravo! Every teenager and young adult should read this and glean the wisdom that is here.

I loved it! Thank you for sharing it.

Happy Hearts and Hooves Day!

Ah, truly love is the most powerful and terrible force in existence.

"The same thing we do every night Pinkie,"
"Try to take over the world?"

Why is... why... how old is this fandom?! Six years?

How did I go six years without seeing this!

Baby don't hurt me. No more.

Sorry.....

6934890 Thank you. I was very proud of that part.

SRY

Just wow, that was very good.
Are you married with small children, because that was a scary level of accurate.

6935412 Their Twilight campaign is easy to explain.

What a great story i love it


P.S read my blog

im back

it was this line, it reminded me of something i couldn't let go.

"I had the most wonderful dream where I died," he said.

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Ohhh there it is. Wow nearly five years ago?

Carrot Cake didn't even open his eyes. "I had the most wonderful dream where I died," he said. "Oh no you don't! Not until both of the foals are through college!" I know that's from something but can't remember what.:rainbowhuh:
Got any big plans? What are you two going to do that night, Carrot?" "The same thing we do every night Pinkie," "Try to take over the world?"okay, that's an easy one :pinkiehappy:

6935914 The first part is actually from an episode of the Simpsons. The one where Apu and his new wife end up having 8 kids. Apu wakes up one morning and that is the exact dialogue exchange between him and his wife.

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"What Is Love" lyrics
HADDAWAY LYRICS

Play the Haddaway Quiz
"What Is Love"

What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

What is love?

Yeah, yeah

(Ooh, ooh)

I don't know why you're not there
I give you my love, but you don't care
So what is right?
And what is wrong?
Gimme a sign

What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

(Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh-whoa, whoa, ohh, ooh)
(Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh-whoa, whoa, ohh, ooh)

Oh, I don't know, what can I do?
What else can I say, it's up to you
I know we're one
Just me and you
I can't go on

What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

(Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh-whoa, whoa, ohh, ooh)
(Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh-whoa, whoa, ohh, ooh)

What is love?

(Ooh, ooh, ooh)

What is love?

(Ooh, ooh, ooh)

What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

Don't hurt me
Don't hurt me

I want no other, no other lover
This is our life, our time
When we are together, I need you forever
Is it love?

What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

Yeah

(Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh-whoa, whoa, ohh, ooh)
(Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh-whoa, whoa, ohh, ooh)

What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

(Huh-huh, huh-huh)

Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

(Huh-huh, huh-huh)

Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love?


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Dear Princess Celestia,
Thanks for giving me a baby dragon to raise, so I didn't reck my teats like Cup Cake.

Twilight Sparkle

Too many things in this story just destroyed me with laughter. I mean just too many to list. Thank you for almost killing me in the best way possible. :pinkiehappy:

second paragraph in:

To the locals who knew her before her ascension, she was still the same old Twilight, and they treated her as such. But for those that she did not know personally, her now-recognizable cutie mark and wings garnered attention that she could do without. Make no mistake, Twilight took her role as a princess very seriously. But she didn't like being a celebrity.

i hope the rest of the story is more show and less tell.

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