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I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Rust Server


One morning, Geo wakes up next to Applejack, John wakes up next to Pinkie, and Ace wakes up next to Twilight. Each mare is adamant she is that man's wife. Only the three of them think otherwise.

When John comes up with a possible solution to their predicament, it results in violence... which in turn leads to the truth behind the whole sorry mess.

A truth none of them are prepared for.


Part of the Geoverse.

This is just a little idea I had one day. I've always wanted to do a one-shot set in my own little part of Equestria, and this just seemed like the best way to do it.

Rated Teen for mild violence and swearing.

Chapters (1)
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Comments ( 18 )

Two things.

1) The first person to tell me what inspired the title of this story and the chapter title gets a moustache.
2) I was listening to music as I typed this. When I started writing the fight scene at the libary, this began playing. No joke.

That was hilarious another favorite by geodesic dragon.

I've had that music stuck in my head for days thanks to another fic an just as I forget you freaking get it stuck in my head again...thx.awesome story btw

Bohemian Rhapsody by queen?

Each mare is adamant she is that man's husband.

Yeah... should I be scared? :twilightoops::rainbowderp:

I am so wrong, I already know it...

Thank you... r63 Twi, AJ, and Pinkie... scares the shit out of me lol

fantastic, as usual. one of my favorite writers, you are

The kiss was worth it in my opinion.

that was just...:trollestia: awesome

Just too funny, just way too funny:pinkiehappy:

That was comedic gold. :rainbowlaugh:

1761925 Geo's, John's and Ace's last thought: "Dash is gonna PAY!" XD

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