What would My Little Pony be like if it were British? Let's all don our top hats and monocles, sip some tea, and watch a jolly good show, guvnah!

Now with its own reading!

While trying to get their cutie marks near the border of the Everfree Forest, the Cutie Mark Crusaders encounter a strange creature. It follows them back to Ponyville where the other residents of Ponyville each get to encounter this gelatinous blob. How will these encounters turn out?
Lets find out.

Takes place between seasons 3 and 4.
Warning: May contain moments of extreme D'aww.
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This is my first story; sorry if it isn't that good.

Featured on 6/7/2014
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It's been over 1000 years since the great war wiped out most of humanity. A freak accident starts up a production line and six mechanical ponies wake up to a world that doesn't remember them and they have no knowledge of. Some will live, some will die but will they find their purpose when mankind is all but extinct?

Tired of Luna's constant nagging, Celestia agrees to give internet dating a try. Using the website www.notforeveralone.com, Luna helps Celestia go on dates with potential immortal suitors. Shouldn't be too hard to find true love, right?

You can make a suggestion for any immortal across any manner of genre or fiction for Celestia to date next. Just make sure they're immortal for it to work.

Updates every Tuesday and Friday.

Guest chapters for immortals I have not covered are welcome, since I won't be able to write about every suggestion someone has. Note that all guest chapters are non-canon from the main story, so there is a bit of leeway to them. Talk to me over PM's for any further discussion.

Thanks to my editors The Ponytrician and Garnot for all their help!

Cover art from the hilarious tumblr you all should check out, ~Letters For Celestia~

Lero, while out jogging, is brought to the world underhill and captured by the cruel Fair Folk. How will he survive and will he make it out with his sanity intact?

Based several months after the events in Doorway to Another Place. The now permanently human Twilight Sparkle and Rick are planning their life together on Earth while Discord in Trixie's body is getting ready to spread his influence over Equestria once again.

Celestial Year 3678

The Equestirus 1, a floating pegasus paradise above the dying war-torn world of Equestria beneath them, is on the verge of collapse. The only hope for it's survival is the ones known as The Celestials, 6 beings of such extreme importance that even the most pure of governments would kill to have just one of them. But no one knows who they are. Sent on a journey by Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle must survive in the dying lands around Canterlot and find The Celestials before Equestirus crashes into Ponyville and destroys the world.

Canterlot... For centuries, Canterlot was the shining gem of Equestria, the pinnacle of pony society. Now, it’s a reminder, a bleak and monolithic warning to the world. 

Changed by the chemical and technological poisons that plague the mountain, an abomination of nature, I wander the greatest disaster Equestria has ever seen. 

... I will escape eventually, and when I do, I hope my friends still see me as Twilight Sparkle, and not the monster that hides among the ruins. 

While holding her Night Court, Princess Luna receives the news of a friend's passing. Struck by the sudden death of one of her most precious friends, she becomes overcome with sadness and in her grief remembers when they met and the lessons they taught each other.

A story of friendship, magic, and making unlikely friends in places you would never expect.

Should the powerful and sexy alicorn Dark Demon King Ravenblood Nightblade follow his destiny as savior of Equestria, or his love of interior design?

Why not both?

BASED ON AN ORIGINAL CHARACTER BY DEVICE HERETIC!!! This is my first alicron Mary Sue self-insert fic, so plz b nice. Maybe Ill write moar if ppl like it

Reading by AShadowOfCygnus!
On EQD Oct. 20, 2012.