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CountDerpy


Just a simple pone writing random stuff. Also an animator, Ponyville Ciderfest Special Events staff, and a storm chaser. Feel free to ask me for anything and i am open for comissions/colabs!

Conventions Attending 2017

More Information Soon!

Commissions Are OPEN

THESE COMMISSIONS ARE A WAY FOR ME TO BE ABLE TO CONTINUE TO WRITE AND CONTINUE TO ATTEND COLLEGE WITHOUT RUNNING MYSELF INTO FURTHER DEBTS.

One Shots: $20 for 1,000-1,500 words. $5 more for each additional 500 words rounded (under 250 is considered 0 and over 250 is considered 500)

Multi-Chapter Stories: $15 base and $10 dollars for each additional chapter with word counts under 10,000 (over 10,000 word chapters are $15 each)

Will Not Do: Clop (Haven't tried it, not good at it)
Will Do: Almost Anything Else
What You Need To Provide: Cover Image, Descriptions, Title, and a base overview of the characters and what actions/specific events/dialogue you want them to say/do/encounter.

YOU WILL BE INCLUDED IN THE REVISING AND EDITING PROCESS AND THE FINAL PRODUCT WILL NOT BE POSTED UNTIL YOU ARE SATISFIED WITH THE STORY. IF YOU DECIDED TO SCRAP THE IDEA AFTER THE FIRST DRAFT, NO PAYMENT WILL BE NEEDED BUT YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO USE THAT DRAFT FOR ANY REASON. AFTER THE FIRST DRAFT IS REVISED BASE PAYMENT WILL BE DUE. IF YOU CANCEL IT WITHOUT LEGITIMATE REASON AFTER THAT POINT I WILL NOT REFUND THE BASE PAYMENT AND THE STORY WILL BE SCRAPPED. IF YOU APPROVE IT FOR BEING POSTED, I WILL TAKE PAYMENT FOR ADDITIONAL WORD COUNTS THEN.

FOR MULTI CHAPTER STORIES BASE PAYMENT IS DUE AFTER THE FIRST CHAPTER AND EACH ADDITIONAL PAYMENT WILL BE DUE BEFORE THE NEXT CHAPTERS ARE POSTED. IF YOU DECIDE THE STORY IS TO BE CANCELLED I WILL NOT REFUND FOR CHAPTERS ALREADY POSTED.

DRAFTS WILL BE CREATED WITHIN ONE WEEK OF THE REQUEST AND ALL PAYMENTS WILL BE MADE TO A PAYPAL ACCOUNT THAT I WILL SET UP.

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Finally got my Switch · 3:45pm October 20th

After months of waiting and waiting I finally was able to get a Nintendo Switch. So glad I did I already love it.

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More or less no. It's been a hell of a year for me and i have more going on now than I've ever had. Hopefully things will slow down soon and stop kicking me in the proverbial ass so I can get back to these.

will you be updating Rosario and vampony or is the story gone belly up

2441382 Eeyup! No problem ^^

Thank you kindly for the fave. :twilightsmile:

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Count Derpy OC's Bio (by request from many ponies)

CountDerpy was born under the name Gear Shift in the Celestial Year 979 (human year 1996) to a unicorn father and a changeling mother at a hospital in Manehattan. At the age of 4 he successfully completed his flight test, the youngest in his class. At 10 he entered the Best Young Flyers and won two consecutive years (989 and 990).In 992 he became the second youngest pony in history to finish in the top 5 of the Equestria 500. After two years he decided to end his athletic career, eventually taking up work at a machine repair company in Los Pegasus in 994. About 4 months after he began, Gear was in a terrible accident. His wings where caught between several large clockwork gears on a prototype electricity generator in Cloudsdale. The accident resulted in the amputation of both wings and severe blood loss. Over the next several years (995-97) he was bed ridden, until he received word about artificial wings. He received his wish in 999. Currently, he works as a writer out of his Cloudsdale home, is 3rd chair cellist for the Royal Canterlot Symphony Orchestra, and attends a weakly Physical Therapy session in hopes of being able to fly again one day.

Biography

Hello Everyone!

My name is Jordan Ivy (aka CountDerpy). I'm a 21 year old college student at the South Dakota School of Mines and Technology studying Atmospheric Sciences. I have been a brony since early 2011 and been writing pony fan fics ever since. I'm currently writing several stories both about the pony world and one for a book I plan to send for publishing sometime in the next year or two. I am also on the special events staff for the Ponyville Ciderfest convention for the last two years, although I was unable to attend in 2016 due to some personal health issues. I live in a small town in South Dakota where it's freezing half the damn time and windy the other half, if not both. I work on SFM art and animations in my spare time and also do some lets plays with friends whenever they want me to.

I hope you enjoy my work and feel free to ask me any questions you have.