Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
Hiatus Bonus Chapter
Crowns and Childbirth
Dear Princess Twilight,
Hey Twilight, Sunset here.
Principal Celestia noted that although you came to get your crown back from me, you never brought back the replica that I left in it's place, the one that's actually supposed to be given to the Fall Formal Princess. The school budget has gotten pretty tight, and she's wondering if you can send that over here at your earliest convenience.
Your student,
Sunset Shimmer
Not now, Sunset. Princess Cadance just gave birth, and quite frankly, I'm trying to figure out how the fuck her marehood is still intact. I mean, the horn and wings on this thing are just... Sweet Celestia...
I also have to go put Scootaloo on suicide watch so yeah, it's gonna be busy for awhile, and I won't be able to get you that crown back for a bit. Sorry.
-Twilight
Yeah, same thing happened here too. Nine months after the Friendship Games, even. I guess Dean Cadance and Shining Armor were doing something... Else... When they went to go get Principal Cinch's contact sheet for Everton.
-Sunset
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Before I read this, question, is this a spoiler for Season 6?
6884276 If you are seriously worried about spoilers from this 30 second clip that is making the rounds through virtually every brony channel, I'd advise you to retreat from the Internet until Spring.
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I can do that. Or just avoid ponies till Spring. No offense, I just really hate spoilers.
6884285 Then yes, I would advise you to retreat from ponies for 3-4 months, because we have been given meme-grade material.
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I'll hide in the same bunker that protected me from Season 5 spoilers.
That pic, though, omfg. This chapter was a delight to read this morning.
What pony has similar coloration? Hmm...
Oh, I know!
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No Twilight bitching about how she had to earn her wings and baby just gets them straight up, just cause?
Huh.
6884291 *Gives You Food And Water*
Here you're gonna need this.
Meanwhile..
SEASON 6 HYPE!!!!
Of COURSE you went there.
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See you in the spring!
6884415 Did you expect anything else? This story went practically everywhere else.
6884402 Can I join you guys?
The fandom is tearing itself to pieces once more.
Meanwhile, I'm watching it all from the sidelines. And let me tell you it is a sight to behold!
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Poor Scootaloo, it was bad enough when Pound Cake could fly as a baby, but now this? It's like the universe hates her or something.
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Not really, no.
6884604 Indeed, the fact that people would bitch about this is hilarious. To me, a new low, really.
That thing is an abomination. Throw it in a nuclear furnace and seal it underground.
6884613 If she could accept herself as a cripple she would be fine. "Wear it like armor, then no-one can use it against you." -Tyrion Lannister
C'mon guys....we always worry 'bout something then we'll like "why did I worry?"
I'm all for our Princess Bane...I mean Flurry Heart
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Princess Flart's wings ARE a bit ridiculous. I hope they kinda fix that before actually premiering the episode.
well this just shoots dead every fan theory that alicorns cant have foals...... *sits back and watches fandom have nuclear meltdown for godknows how many times since season 1*
Dear Guards,
Help! Call a doctor! I got so stressed out from foal raising that my horn fell off! ...No wait, the artist just forgot to give me one. Cancel that order for a doctor, and bring me the torture rack instead.
<3 Cadence
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Don't forget about Zippowhirl. I think there was a fic about Scootaloo putting a hit out on her
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where's the clip, I really hope the suicide watch bit was an abstract bitch twilight interpretation and she's just sad
6884285
The only "spoiler" in this chapter and the video running around is the race of Candace's foal. Neither even mentions the foal's name, which has been spoiled separately.
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6884812
... Candace was preggers last season.
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Still. I want to go into Season 6 as blind as a bat.
6885148 with your mouth taped shut to disable echolocation?
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Something like that. I was already sorta spoiled Starlight Glimmer, I don't want to go through the same experience. On the bright side, less than a year so, less time to wait. Just hope the Season doesn't feel rushed.
Could've been worse. At least it wasn't this little beauty:
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much love goes to you
Don't worry Scootaloo. Flurry Heart is vastly more deformed than you are. Her wings are too big for her heart, and she'll most likely be completely out of breath from just walking. Her horn is too big for her head, and looking anywhere but down will most likely be physically painful for her.
Really, just count your blessings when looking at that poor foal. Undersized wings are nowhere near as bad as oversized.
*shrugs* meh, I think she's cute, and I have a soft spot for pegasi, so... yeah...
Hey, the Pink Mare of the Ice has to get those Thousand Young somehow.
Dear Princess Cadance,
Well done! I applaud your vagina! It must be magnificent! To be able to plop out something with wings that big, it must be the vagina of gods. Or, should I say goddesses? Though I have not witnessed how spectacular your vagina is firsthand, Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle is adamant that her vagina is even more glorious. She goes on to say that if you doubt what she says is true, you should come over here and bump pretties. Note: That was not verbatim. I could not bring myself to type what she actually said. It was just far too sexy. In fact, if I was allowed to, I would be masturbating right this minute.
Signed Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's loyal slave and perpetual wing man,
Neko Majin C.
~KBO.
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The other one is supposed to be Skyla from the Pandoraverse, who's already shining/cadance.
Also is a butt
No earth pony in her though, so not a true alicorn.... I'll go with that. Besides, aren't changelings technically alicorns?
WHAT CADANCE WANTED BEFORE BIRTH OF FOAL:
A room for her yet to be born child
Apology cards for the constant mood swings directed towards her husband
Ideas for what to name their child (depending if it's a colt or filly)
AFTER GIVING BIRTH TO FLURRY HEART
Whiskey and pain-killers
6889212 indeed. Also, it's whiskey.
Scootaloo on suicide watch...
Reminds me of that old thumblr ask blog. Ask Suicidal Scootaloo
6889353 that sounds horrible, do i even want to look it up?
Cadance's reaction is just a watered-down version of my own reaction.
6894365 That's not Cadance.
6894560 yeah... right mane and coat coloring... check
has wings... check
Missing horn... who is she?
6894749 Skyla, a hideous toy that everyone assumed would be her baby back around Season 3.
6894798 They went from a hideous toy to a hideous... whatever the hell that thing is
6895524 My comment section is not for writing out synopses and asking someone to write it.
6895573 sorry :(
Honestly, that was my first thought. Clearly, I wasn't the only one.
6885362 Dr Emmett Brown is the Doc from Back to the Future.