Verris is an unremarkable person. A loner living in a city of millions. New York, Where he is but the tiniest cog in a global machine. Yet with a spirit that desires adventure. Desires to be like the heroes, generals and emperors of old. Alexander, Caesar, Genghis, All the great conquers of history, the statesmen who built empires, the kings who defied all odds. Yet in the modern world there is no opportunity for that besides in the comfort of vidoe games, stories, his imagination and the history books.

But fate has decided to give a blessing upon this unremakrable man. To give him one chance to do what he so often dreamed of. To conquer an empire. Yet fate is a cruel mistress, and Verris, would not be thrust into familiar territory of old history. Or even with humans.

(Inspired by playing Mount and Blade Bannerlord, Its a great game.)
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This is a story set in the "Equestria at War" universe.

Severyana was the last refuge for ponies unable to prosper with their special talents. Tycoons and entrepreneurs harnessed the natural resources of the region to create a miniature industrial superpower within Equestria. Mineral farms converted into sprawling plantations of crops and workshops gave way to vast factories. The laborers of this foundation were comprised of those forgotten ponies seeking an opportunity to begin again. Alas, their spirits were exploited for cheap profit and production. Few of them were able to thrive and rise among their peers, and these rare occurrences fueled the legendary promise of Severyana. Many years have passed since the Industrial Revolution took root in Equestria, and hopeless ponies still flocked to Severyana to chase a dream that only hid a nightmare.

Toffee Brulee was one of these poor ponies. Manehattan proved to be inhospitable to him and his craft, but he found himself alive nonetheless. He had heard the promises of Severyana before, so he took whatever meager belongings he had and trudged northwards to the region's industrial capitol, Princessyn. In that sacred city, Toffee found an abundance of employment programs more than willing to take him in. One of the program sites even interviewed him on the spot, and gave him a date for admission. Despite his turning fortunes, Toffee felt the hoof of fate ready to break him once again.

Discord here! I'm going to tell you about the story of when I appeared on Earth and made a friend!

Thanks to Bronyz4ever90 for comissioning this story.

A man wakes up with no idea what is going on, but one thing is sure, he is not a human anymore.

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A/N: I'll try to update everyday. No actual sex is in here. Just mentions of it.

Also thank you artanisjerin89 for proof reading.

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I have no idea what happened. One second, I'm sitting at my desk, working. The next second, I'm Sombra. Or rather, I'm in his body. And nobody seems to believe me about it...

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The royal court of Canterlot welcomes its newest member with open forelegs: the human philosopher Voltaire, from Earth.

On Earth, Voltaire is known as the greatest enemy of tyranny in the history of literature, and a legend in his own mind.

On Equestria, the court betting pool is giving him a week before the Princess banishes him to the Moon.

Note: This story doesn't have sequels per se, but there are a couple of short follow-ups set in the present day ("Parade Coverage" and "Secret Histories"), and a prequel of sorts in "At the Inn of the Prancing Pony".

TV Tropes page.

I haven't eaten in days. I can feel the hunger inside me getting worse. It's clawing inside me like a raging beast ready to burst. I try to hold on, hoping for rescue for both of us.

Me... and my pony friend Earthstar.

Earthstar.

My friend.

My delicious friend.

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Edited and Pre-Read by Titanium Dragon and DarthLink22

Cover Art Done By: Nauyaco

Spike hates himself. One morning, he says it out loud for his best friend to hear. That morning would soon turn into one of the most challenging self-reflections he would ever face, one that would send him on a day filled with anxiety, heart-to-heart conversations about the mind, and the possibility of changing for the better.

Edited by: TheWraithWriter.

A total revamp of the original, Spike Hates Himself. The concept is very similar (obviously), but the story-line is not the same.

WARNING: Absurd humor, laced with a real serious perspective of suicide. If you can't handle these two intermixing, you might not want to read this story. You have been warned.

Dyson, a Northern Mississippi slave, wakes up alone in the Ghastly Gorge, a place where eeriness lurks around every corner. Luckily for him, a colorful pegasus runs into him. Will Dyson and his new companion escape from the hell of the Gorge, or will they succumb to its lifeless prison?

Special thanks to Barracuda Cyborg for helping me with editing this story!

Warning: If you can't handle the n-word, then you shouldn't be reading this story. It does pop up sparingly.

Reposted due to the accidental deletion of the account this was posted on. For more details, see this blog.