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by Amilition

Anonymous Goes Under Horrifyingly Painful Surgery

Author's Note:

Saw that I missed 200 likes and was sad. So I whipped this one out. . . painfully using a controller.

"Why don't you just buy a laptop-"

Shut up Timmy! Some people don't have that kind of money.

"But there was a $150 laptop at Walmart."

Well maybe I write better on the phone.

"You're just weak."

I cry within for I know that's true.

"You're set to go, Anonymous. The room is ready for you."

Thank you.

"And are you sure you don't want the anesthesia while we operate on your foot?"

Nope. I want my listeners to know there should be nothing to be scared about operations.

"If you say so. The doc will be in a few short moments."

Alrighty then.

Door shuts.

"Anon, are you sure about this. This is fucking crazy."

Never fear little one. This is what it's all about. To teach the frightened that it will be all ok.

"I know you want to do that, but is this really the best way to do it? I'm pretty sure that there's better ways to do this."

Pfft. You make me laugh. I teach ponies that there's nothing to be scared about the doctor and I get to have my broken toe fixed. Win win. Nothing can go wrong. Nothing at all.

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Jesus beeping Christ! It beeping hurts! Beep! Beep! Beep!

"Hold him still! I can't take out the fractures with him moving!"

Why did you let me do this, Stella?! It beeping hurts! Oh lord have mercy!

"You kept insisting you wanted to do this for the "frightened". It was your decision. Your fault."

Beep them! You know I suck beep at making decisions! Oh God why!

"And that's three out of twenty-four."

Beep that coffee table! I'm burning it when I get back!

Comments

[Theprophetice]

Your back,
good to see you back on the site how you doing?

[Amilition]

10333378
It's been good but writing was horrible. Took me about a week before I knew which button it was to make spacing between paragraphs. But by the end of the month if things go right and Covid-19 doesn't delay anything, I should have my new, shinny phone.

[Illi]

Great to see you back! Hope everything is alright :).

[Amilition]

10333403
It's been more or less of me kneeling in front of God himself and pleading that things get better and only to have him slap me in the face.

[Theprophetice]

10333416
Wait you got covid-19? If so hope feel well soon.

[Amilition]

10333422
No no no, bless the souls I don't. It's just that it's been delaying delivery. If it didn't, I would be writing way more often.

(Hope that those who do have it battle through it.)

[vortex123]

Ouch! Normally you make these kind of bad decisions when you hit your head, not your foot.

[Mist_Chaser]

10333383
You do know that you could get a cheap tablet at Walmart with an internet browser and write this on that? I saw ones on sale a while back between $76-$120

[Amilition]

10333507
Eh, no point in buying one now since I got one coming in.

[Nilam]

>"Your just weak."
>Your set to go, Anonymous.

You're*

[Amilition]

10334069
Damn auto correction!. . . that's just an excuse. I just suck at revising my stuff. Thanks for calling that out.

[Nilam]

10334302
It's fine, I definitely make the same mistake too. It's just too easy to miss.

[Theprophetice]

hey just should go for new like the onion that type of shit is random and funny but still kind of realistic

[Rocksunset]

Dere anon were you injured in the spider Incident

[Amilition]

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There was a spider, so I threw a chair at it. It lived so I threw a table at it. It escaped so I sent a search team after it. We will catch it by all costs.

[WorldWalker128]

Coffee tables are anathema to humanity's toes. So are Bannister support beams.

[Ali della Morte]

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My little sister broke her toe with a book. Do those count?