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A/N: I'll try to update everyday. No actual sex is in here. Just mentions of it.
Also thank you artanisjerin89 for proof reading.
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Stella finally won the beer drinking contest against Anonymous on April 3rd. The score is now 1-56.
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https://www.fimfiction.net/story/464728/anon-69-side-story-castle-shenanigans
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It works on my computer™
Welp, just read the third report, I have a feeling this channel is gonna go far, if Anon ever survives the Flu outbreak, nevertheless, this is a good fic
Just please make a longer chapter, like a 2 parter hostage with Discord involved(but not as the culprit)
Welp this is silly fun. Sign me up for more.
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Huh, I'm not sure if I can do anything about that. I apologize.
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He hehe, thanks. This is just a random idea. And I'll to try to make it longer, its just easier for me to manage.
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Thanks!
Those royal horses are not gods!
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Sorry, force of habit. Not used to writing pony stories yet.
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Shhh! They dont know that yet!
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Heh
Rainbow of doom to CNM: WHERE IS YOUR GODDESS NOW!?
"I am sorry little one"
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😂
We need more now lol
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Aye, aye captain. Tomorrow though.
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Ayyyy thanks mah dude this story is fucking awesome
You mean this one?
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Don't burn yourself out; happens far to easy.
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Nope, it was a pear alright.
Shiver.
Poor pear.
Dan, get the minecart
Needs some proof-reading but since I know the intention it's still an amusing read. I've said this any times over the years: Spell-check only helps with your spelling a word correctly. It does not help choose the correct word.
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I figured I'd do that today. Auto correct is a hell of a bitch. I would say 'she' and it would put 'he.' You get the picture.
.....
that I am not sure I want the answers to.
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I tell you what, Cadence aint backing down from a challenge
Well, that actually sounds like something those ponies might actually do.
Just ponies doin' pony things.
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This is just pony onion isn't?
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I am Leslie H. Price, and this is the Topical.
Yeah, I was inspired by them. But do not fret deer citizen! For I wont copy and paste, just take some ideas and mold it. The rest would be completely original. Like the one I'm currently working on
I only trust the finest intrepid flagship reporting by the finest in equestrian news: ANON 69 — "If Walter Cronkite did two grams of crack and a little bit of Valium this is the result!"
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Big snort.
I will have you know we are sober 24/7 and we provide the best news there is.
"Anon, why'd you stop? Keep snorting. We have to snort this before the princesses find out about it."
Coming, coming.
"How the f**k did he get in here... AGAIN?!"
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Think Luna is going to have to amp up security.
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I think they tried that already tnh lol. He jsut uses ANON MAGIC to do his s**t is my new head canon
I’m honestly surprised Annon didn’t ask Discord for her mouth. *wink wink*
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Oh I bet he did, just didn't want the public to know about it. But to say the least, pretty sure Stella was angry and aroused during that time he used it.
That's an rhetorical question, right?
Is Stella the batpony inspired by this story?
[Adult story embed hidden]
Or just random chance?
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What, no, never! I wouldn't use someone elses oc.
Points gun.
Delete that shit now.
I am secretly reading the lines of Stella with a Scottish accent.
And I have no idea why !]
Have you (Anon) tried washing his hands in vinegar and offering them to Lyra to pay off that deal? It might guarentee she never asks again if they taste bad.
I feel like Anon should win a Pulitzer Prize for journalism, mainly because he actually tries to cover all the latest stories as well as he can despite the silliness of them all considering the how ponies blow everything out of proportion.
Here's my question:
When Luna was beating you to a bloody pulp, did you get a boner?
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Salt n vinegar chips are a thing. She might just like em more.
Dear Anon, being the only human and being a healthy, normally, male we were wondering... just how blue are those balls? Or have you gone native?
Pretty sure this is supposed to be green not red
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Pretty sure her name is Lyra
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Yes, but the concept works on animals you don't want chewing on cords in your home. You just make it pure vinigar and not the water diluted stuff used in cooking and cleaning products.
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Thanks man, didn't catch that (surprisingly)
I wonder if anon got guns....
This is real journalism! The reporting here is worthy of a Pulitzer or something!
So Anon besides the obvious, you bone any other ponies besides Stella?
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One of the real questions
How do you keep pumping out good storys on a daily baisys my dude?
Honestly I'm impressed!