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// Nightmare Cultists: 'All Ponies Must Die for Nightmare Moon' 
// Story: Anon 69 News 
// by Amilition 
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The Nightmare Cultists sending a strong, clear, message today.

"All ponies must die for our goddess, Nightmare Moon! And she will make the night eternal!"

What does it mean for ponies and their mortality? Why specifically ponies?

And a new study conducted by Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns find an astonishing five-out-of-five equestrians don't know what Princess Luna is doing in the shower.

"La la la laaaa!~ Wha- Anon! Get out of my bathroom! How did you get in here!? Guards! GUARDS!"

From Anon 69 Public Radio, I'm Anonymous and this is Anon 69 News. Unfortunately I don't have my underwear at the moment but thank the gods that you guys don't know what those are.

An ominous proclamation from the Cult of Nightmare Moon confirming that everypony in Equestria must die for their goddess, Nightmare Moon. Here with more is Night Guard/Anon 69 Correspondent, Stella.

"Hello Anon."

It seems like the CNM isn't mincing words with this one.

"No, not at all."

Dreaded Secretary of Nightmare Moon, Moon Pie, laid out details for the "perfect" plan to shroud the land in dark magic and exterminate everypony from the Equestrian lands in a press conference outside the CNM federal building last night. Here is a portion of that speech;

There shall be an account in which all ponies will neal before their new goddess, Nightmare Moon! Soon everypony will feel the piercing bite of our night-thrusting sword weilded by the Cults of Nightmare Moon! Thus spake I Dreaded Secretary of Nightmare Moon, Moon Pie!'

Well, this is definitely concerning. Did she give any reason why specifically ponies?

"Well, members of the Press Corps pushed Ms. Pie to clarify aspects of the initiative but all we got in response was incoherent screaming.

But the short answer to this is because, well, their evil.

"Yeah, they certainly are Mr. Anonymous."

The CNM has been criticized in the past for proposals that leave the streets slick with blood of the innocent and run well over budget, sometimes by millions of bits. How is this plan different from the rest of CNM's plans?

"In the past, CNM has been more focused on terrorizing. Standing in a circle and blabbering nonsense, knocking over trash cans, and even stealing Celestia's cake. Witch turned out to be a horrible idea once she found out as they were sent to the moon shortly after. She still denies this till this day, but nopony believes her. Projects that horrified the populace but unfortunately they never went through with them due to their lack of "evil." Details on the plan are still vague. Here is Ms. Pie again;"

"Do not question the Secretary you insects! Soon our goddess will be here and you shall be in unending suffering!

Well, now they made it official, what can ponies do to opt out of this plan?

"Great question. Ms. Pie addressed this at the end of the conference. Here is that clip.

Incoherent screams of terror.

Sounds like a no. Well, is the Princess of Magic handling this?

"Well, we don't know but we did see a bright rainbow light appear in the direction of the CNM, so we can assume so."

That is great. Well, I'll be seeing you Stella.

"See ya Anon. Hey, we still having drunk sex tonight right-"

Shhh shush. Bye. Go. See ya. . . ahem.

Well, this has been Anonymous From Anon 69 News. I'll be seeing you.

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