Rebels in Griffonstone raid the castle only to find the king in a rather compromising position.
And I don't know about you, but Green is acting sus. He say's he was at the med bay when the murder happened, but I swore I saw him vent.
From Anon 69 Public Radio, this is Anon 69 News with your very special green monkey. I am currently recovering from an injury in the hospital that a certain blue princess caused and no one is able to cover for me. Twig-sniffer is currently out on a blind date, Cracker Jack is out with his wife and kid, and Stella is in a meeting. So, you're stuck with me.
So, onto the news.
Rebels, also known as the Knight Watchers in Griffonstone, raid their king's castle, only to find him in a very compromising position.
When entering the dining hall of the castle, the Knight Watchers surprisingly found the king in the middle of a giant food orgy. It's only natural that they got upset as the food in the kingdom does not come easy, nor cheap. Now, they did make some statements on the matter, but unfortunately the Anon 69 team was not able to be there. But, to improvise, I do got some news papers here so. . . just gimme a second.
Papers shuffling.
Play Stallion, no. . . How To Cook For Your Marefriend, also no. . . Canterlot Times, yes! Got it.
Ahem. a statement in the 'Canterlot Times' from one of the members of the Knight Watchers says;
"We entered the dining hall expecting a fight, ya know. Instead we were met with a bunch high nobles along side the king going ham at the food. No pun intended. I mean, for Gods above sakes, the king was just going all out on a bowl full of fish eyes. It was traumatizing because, like, that's our food, ya know? We struggle to get any in the first place, and here was our king and nobles just wasting a lot of it just for some sick. . . bleh. So, yeah, we were angry. Our leader, Mirrikh great griffin I tell you, orders us to attack them. Well, except for the king for some reason. Said something about a plan."
Mumbling.
Fuck it, he just continues on about how great Mirrikh is. Load of bologna I tell ya.
But that seems to be it. A revolution, a disgusting fetish and. . . holy shit! Coupons for cake!? Nurse! Get me out of here! I need my cake!. Fuckin wires! Get this shit off me! Nurse, I would- no, need to be discharged immediately!
Beep.
Knock, knock.
Who is it? I'm in the middle of something. . . important.
"Uh, iz thiz the current rezidentz of Shtella Anonymouz?"
Who's asking? Tell them I'll return their porno mag, I just need a few more days with it.
"What! No! I waz here to ze if there waz an opening on the Anon 69 Newz team?"
Oh? On God?
"Uh. . . yez?"
Well come in then! The door is open.
Door creaks open.
"Well, I'd like to thank you for- why do you have zo much chocolate cake?"
Coupons. Now, tell me your name before we start miss griffiness.
"Mizz. . . uh. . . Razor. . . Blade? Yez, I am Razor Blade."
Now, convince me why I should hire you?
"To gather intel on Equ- er, I mean I need the. . . the experienze."
Ok, I'm convinced. You're in.
"Wait, really?"
Yeah, I'm bored. My team left me for the day to take care of "life."
"Cool cool, zo um. I don't have a plaze to uh. . . ztay. Could I perhaps stay here?"
Not sure how Stella would feel with another female here. Hmm... You can stay here today, but I'm gonna have to talk with her if you're planning on staying a few nights.
"Awezome. Do you perhapz have a room with all your pazt reportz? I need to. . . educate my zelf on what thiz team is about? Yez, that."
Uh-huh. sure. Check the green file cabinet in the recording room. Great to have you on the team I guess.
"Great. I'll be in there. . . alone. And if you hear anything on the linez of picturez being taken, don't come in. It'z private."
Alright, cool. Enjoy your stay.
Door opens and closes.
Fuckin' spies man.
Vrmmmmmmm click.
Your health (both physically and mentally) is the most important thing fou you to look out for.
Never forget that.
If pressure yourself too much you won't get any better, or you might even get worse.
Should you feel the need to take a break put the story on Hiatus and continue whenever you feel good again.
Seriously. Look out for yourself in that regard.
The solution is simple: Compromise and make a food fight. Best way to combine food and fight.
That promises to be interesting, one way or another.
Is this…plot!?
In all seriousness, I didn’t expect something like this, I look forward to the next chapter. Don’t rush though, your health is much more important, and should take top priority.
Yo you're back, awesome! Dunno what any self-respecting spai would be doing sniffing around here, this isn't exactly Equestria's Intel center.
spa's zappin my sentry
Wait. Green is sus. Anon is green. Anon saw green vent.
Did Anon just self report?
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He's doing that big small brain strat.
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I took a little bit of inspiration from them, just to help me get into the flow of writing but the rest is natural.
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I got some bits to do with her that I found a little humorous.
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Thanks for caring! I will take care of myself but that can't stop me from loving to write this. But. I will take care of myself I'll just try to write time to time to just get a little bit in there.
Have you considered putting on Flour De Liz’s lipstick and then
jumping offtrying to fly? Just in case things go wrong.Also: General Kenobi
Also also: The Ancient Gods is beautiful pain