Anon 69 News

by Amilition

Anon 69 Staff On Vacation

Anon 69 Staff reported to leave on vacation for seven days. What does this mean for listeners?

And researchers have found a sentient little sponge in a pineapple. Does this mean that we have been mindlessly killing sponges to suit our cleaning needs?

From Anon 69 Public Radio, I'm Anonymous and this is Anon 69 News. If Doom Slayer can do it, so can you. . . nah, I doubt you can take on hell's army.

Reports from an insider of Anon 69 News suggest that the whole staff will be on leave to the Crystal Empire. Joining us now with more on this is, Stella. Hello, Stella.

Sigh.

"Anon, the train leaves in an hour, and you still haven't packed anything."

Oh c'mon. Talk a little, then I'll turn it off.

"Promise."

Cross my heart.

"Ahem. . . these 'reports' say that Anon 69 Staff have all pitched in to stay at a five star hotel for seven days. When asked why, they said that they have been couped up doing work for a while and they just wanted a break. Ok, now go pack up. I'll be in the bathroom doing my mane."

. . .

One more story before we go. A clown that lives in the sewers. Hear how he survives every twenty-seven years. Hello Mr. Penny-

"Damnit, Anon! Turn that off."

It's just one last story!

"The train is leaving soon."

B-but-

"Anon."

Sigh.

Fine.

Click.

Author's Note:

I am going to be taking a week break to to;

1. Crank out another chapter for Anon 69 Side Story: Castle Shenanigans

And 2. Finish out Doom Eternal. I. Fucking. Love. Killing. DEMONS!

The hiatus will last for a minimum of seven days and the maximum of ten days. Don't worry, it's not like I'm saying, "hey, I'm taking a break." And leave it on a hiatus for a few years. . . probably. Anyways, bye.

Comments

[vortex123]

And now we play the waiting game.

[Omegaxxx]

No need to rub the fact I'm too poor to afford it in my face....

[Mister-H]

Smart way to take a break from writing.

[Amilition]

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Yup. But now that I produced another chapter Anon 69 Side Story: Castle Shenanigans and finished Doom, I can work work on this now. I should have a chapter up today or tomorrow.

[Mister-H]

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Cool. Your pic is terrifying.

[Amilition]

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Let it be known that is somebody's grandma. I don't know who's, but it is

[Mister-H]

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I'm sure she was a lovely woman.

[DarkDMan]

Have fun, and thanks for the laughs!