"Why are you guys ignoring me!? I said let me in! I'm not like the rest of the mares! I swear!"
"She's been going at it. . . for three-damn-hours! When will she give up!?"
"You little twats! Once I'm in there I'll fuck your brains out-I mean, smack your head straight. Look, you can trust me! I never go through a heat cycles-"
My left nut! You tried to do some weird bondage shit last year! Claiming things about "eternal pleasure." I still have that mark on the inside of my right thigh you horny cunt.
"Dear Celestia."
"Look, I said I was sorry, ok? Now let me in. It's lonely out here."
How about no?
"For fucks sakes!"
Welcome back to day two of isolation dear males. The nation is in chaos but we will soon learn how to tune that all out.
And did you know, ten-out-of-ten ponies noses makes a squeaky sound when booped? I found this out when I booped Celestia when I first met her. I tell you what, her guards were not pleased.
From Anon 69 Public Radio, I'm Anonymous and this is Anon 69 News. Don't go anywhere or else a giant pig falls on your house. Don't want to deal with that, would you?
Today, we are going to practice on how to ignore the outside world.
"Please! Somepony help!"
I bet you can hear that poor stallion right outside our office. Unfortunately there is nothing we can do to help him. But we will not let this opportunity go to waste. We shall practice on ignoring his pleas of help and soon to be the sound of intercourse.
"There's three of them! Oh Celestia!"
First we shall get into a comfortable position. Close your eyes and let all your muscles relax. You are one with your surroundings. Feel the gentle breeze against your fur. The scent of a campfire passes your nose. Now make your mind go blank. Maybe think of the wavy color blue.
"Please! I'm a father! I-I have children! Wait no! Not the whip!
Crack!
Now I want you to slowly drown out all those senses. And soon, you will become numb. Your mind, completely black. Your surroundings, gone. That smell, no more. Everything is out of existence. And if your doing it right, you wont be able to register anything at all.
"I'll give. . . bits!. . . No. . . dildo!. . . you horny. . . AAAHHH!"
Hmmm. Seems like we can still hear bits and pieces of his voice. When this happens play soft music, recommend the artist Octavia, to help drown out the sounds. If you don't have a way to play music, humming is also a great alternative. Cracker, mind if you play one of Octavia's songs? Specifically Psycho Killer? I should have a copy somewhere.
"I'm on it."
Sounds of Cellos fill the air.
Ahhh. Re~laxing. Now you should be able to have all senses lost to the sounds of time. Now do this until what ever is distressing you outside goes away.
Muffled sounds of flesh hitting flesh.
"I bet all three of you have tiny cocks. That's why you aren't letting me in, ain't it? Especially you Anonymous!"
Oi, but you do know my stamina makes up for it, don't it? Have you cumming 5 times and I ain't even blown a load yet.
"Are you trying to get me worked up you ape!"
"Is that really how long you can last?"
Put a sock in it Twickers.
"Uh, Anonymous? Stella is attracting unwanted attention to our office. We got 4 tangos coming our way."
"Oh Celestia! This is it! We're doomed!"
I said shut it you fuck nugget! Don't worry, I got a back up plan. And this is good timing too. Were about to run out of food anyways. So boys, lets start packing.