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// Apocalypse Day 3 of 7: How To Pack Up And Escape 
// Story: Anon 69 News 
// by Amilition 
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Banging at the front door.

"Ahhh! Our barricade won't hold them for long! We're all gonna get violated!"

"Anonymous! Please tell us your almost done!"

Yes, now shut up and put on your costumes!

Sounds of two equines and a human struggling to get into a costume.

"Uh, Anon? This Wonderbolts costume is a little tight around the flank."

"Do I really have to wear the chicken-"

"C'mon! A couple more pushes and we'll break it down."

Heavier banging starts.

"On second thought, I'm fine with the chicken costume."

"Yup! I'm all good here!"

Good. Now lets hope my T-Rex costume fits through the hole.





Are you cornered inside your little man cave surrounded by horny mares? Well it seems like you are in the same situation as us. Here is some help on packing up and leaving.

And do you know the three things you can do with potatoes. You can boil 'em, mash 'em, stick them up your ass. Astonishing, I know.

Today's episode is sponsored by the new horror movie, Cupcakes. Staring Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash. Showing in theaters next week.

Now, you must be scared shitless right now because of all the mares outside that want your hotdog. Now calm down and remember how much you love  S.E.X. Showing Everypony my Xylophone. Now that you've calmed down, lets get started on you first task, finding a exit.

This step should be fairly easy and short. Now there can only be one escape route. A secret cave leading out. If you don't have one, well I'm sorry little one, its been nice knowing you. Now you may ask, "Anon? What about the roof?" You can certainly try that but beware of the pegasus. Ranking third of the most affected by the heatwave. Can almost go on par with bat ponies. You may be able to fend off one, but don't forget they like to stay in 'flocks.'

Now that the easy part is over, lets discuss about what you're going to take. The mares at you door, window, or even chimney, are about to break in and you are in a frenzy. So here are some quick things you can grab before you head out.

One; a water bottle. Who knows when the next time your going to see water, so make sure you have this bad boy ready.

Two; trail mix. Again, who knows when the next time your going to be seeing sweet succulent food. So make sure you got your nuts and resins.

Three; your body suit. I hope you listened to us on day one, because that body suit will now come in handy. You need to conceal your own scent or else the mares will know exactly where you are.

Four; a male scented dildo. No! Not for your own sexual pleasure you sick fuck. This will be used as bait when you find yourself absolutely trapped. Make sure you keep it in a concealed bag! If you leave this out, your basically setting off a beacon on your position.

Now the mares are starting to get rid of your minor barricades. You have a few seconds left before they are upon you. You can only choose between two things.

Option one, a rolled up news paper to smack any mares that get too close. Now this may have the chance on making them hornier, so be careful.

Option two, a box. No offense but you ponies can be fooled easily. So use this to your advantage. When out in public, you can put a box on yourself and easily move around. But you are also blind, so be careful of running into any trouble, metaphorically and literally.

I will leave it up to you which one you take. But this his has been Anonymous From Anon 69 News. May what ever god you believe in have mercy on you.

Click.

Door slams open.

"Hey, where did they go?"

"You promised us fresh stallions, Stella!"

"Shush your cunt. Look around a little, they may be hiding."

"Oh thank Celestia for this hole."

"Shush, Twigs. Don't alert them of our position."

I think I can see the light. Almost there you guys.

"Finally."