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// ‘You Have Failed Me For The Last Time,’ Chrysalis Tells Room Full Of Changelings While Strapping On Gas Mask 
// Story: Anon 69 News 
// by Amilition 
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"Anonymous Sam fucking Saxton, what the fuck were you thinking!"

What, she's only going to be staying for a few nights. What's the harm?"

"Which room haz you guyz medical recordz?"

Down the hallway to the left.

"You could of at least talked with me first!"

You were in that meeting and I was bored.

"Do you even know why I was in that meeting?"

. . . no?

"I'm being deployed by the Griffonstone border. And I don't want some griffiness whore touching my monkey man."

Sigh.

I'm gonna level with you. She's a griffin spy.

"Well why haven't you reported her yet?!"

Think about it. What valuable information is she going to get out of us, huh? A fly that kills himself trying to get some honey? A pony undergoing unnecessary surgery? I'm sacrificing us for the greater good.

"But what if she- wait is this thing on? Turn it off you dingus!"

Click.





Chrysalis is finally fed up with her underlings, decides to take action.

And Fleur De Lis court case? People seem to misunderstand Ms. Fleur De Lis's lipstick, as they seem to cover themselves in it and do dangerous acts, resulting in a massive spike in suicides.

From a shabby apartment building in Canterlot, I'm mommies favorite boy, AKA; Anonymous, and this is Anon 69 News.

Pacing slowly back and forth as she delivered her words, Queen Chrysalis reportedly told a room full of her changelings, “You have failed me for the last time” Wednesday while strapping on a gas mask.

“The only thing I ever asked of you was to take over Canterlot, and indeed you’ve failed me at that,” Chrysalis said, securing the military-grade breathing device in place as the sound of a click and hiss broke the stunned silence, a dark, noxious fume engulfing the terrified crowd.

“You’ve followed me through the dawn of my rise and my darkest hours, and I have always counted you amongst my most loyal soldiers. But now I can see my trust was misplaced. I can’t believe I put faith in your obedience. You’re weak—all of you, weak.” At press time, Chrysalis slowly headed for the exit, treading over the mass of still, silent bodies on the floor with a crunch.

Although that may seem the end of it, we suspect she may be hiding a world ending device and we're going to need the pony equivalent of Tom Cruise to save the world.

This has been Anon 69 News with your favorite extraterrestrial alien, Anonymous. See you later, nerds.

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