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// Anon 69 Staff On Vacation 
// Story: Anon 69 News 
// by Amilition 
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Anon 69 Staff reported to leave on vacation for seven days. What does this mean for listeners?

And researchers have found a sentient little sponge in a pineapple. Does this mean that we have been mindlessly killing sponges to suit our cleaning needs?

From Anon 69 Public Radio, I'm Anonymous and this is Anon 69 News. If Doom Slayer can do it, so can you. . . nah, I doubt you can take on hell's army. 

Reports from an insider of Anon 69 News suggest that the whole staff will be on leave to the Crystal Empire. Joining us now with more on this is, Stella. Hello, Stella.

Sigh.

"Anon, the train leaves in an hour, and you still haven't packed anything."

Oh c'mon. Talk a little, then I'll turn it off.

"Promise."

Cross my heart.

"Ahem. . . these 'reports' say that Anon 69 Staff have all pitched in to stay at a five star hotel for seven days. When asked why, they said that they have been couped up doing work for a while and they just wanted a break. Ok, now go pack up. I'll be in the bathroom doing my mane."

. . . 

One more story before we go. A clown that lives in the sewers. Hear how he survives every twenty-seven years. Hello Mr. Penny-

"Damnit, Anon! Turn that off."

It's just one last story!

"The train is leaving soon."

B-but-

"Anon."

Sigh.

Fine.

Click.