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Amilition


You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

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This story is a sequel to The Voices Inside My Head


Nightmare Moon has. . . adjusted, to her "roommates". But that doesn't mean they still aren't as annoying as ever.

But that's a matter for a different time.

Right now, she has a country to run. Too bad she can't run it alone, if the voices inside her head has anything to say about it.


Featured 4/15/22

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 36 )

more more more more MORE MORE MORE............









please

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yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

ffffhankyou:pinkiehappy:

"What didst I bid thee!? What didst I bid thee!? Now thee hast fucked up! Now thee hast fucked up! Now thee! Has't! Fucked it up!" Luna mused.

Listen to the mare, Nightmare! Calm down, just calm down. Calm down, just calm down!

Seriously, can't wait for more of this.

OK, this is hilarious and I love it! :rainbowlaugh:

Ahahahhaa que hilarante, me dan ganas de tener más



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im guessing celestia is gonna join luna and anon one day

Moon merch is simply too good for Canterlot ponies.

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yerypidid f;dsvk ;dsklv;sdjkl;vjklajs'jsdkakl

Ooo, wasn't expecting a prologue chapter. So far, short but sweet.

Moonie might need to hurry up with getting bodies for Anon and Luna before she goes insane... or maybe whatever scheme Twilight comes up with will result in them getting bodies. Of course, that would happen after Nony and Lulu have annoyed Nightmare some more.

this story is funny as hell

"And that's wherefore I despise spiders with a fiery passion" Luna said happily.

"A hamster fucking a giant spider. . . huh?"

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

I laughed way harder than I should have

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Aww, you're gonna make me blush!

wait, what happen to the mane 6? Did they just poof away or something?

So ponies never spoke in Old Equish, that’s just how Luna rolls.
But why?
Fuckth thee, that’s why!

Every guard, maid, and servant was checked for four legs. A poor amputee was locked in the dungeon under suspicious circumstances.

I don’t want to laugh because that’s horrible, but I’m laughing anyway! :rainbowlaugh:

"A hamster fucking a giant spider. . . huh?"

I am fucking dying! I can’t breath! :rainbowlaugh:

I absolutely love Luna here
I feel like this will be great
If it continues, I noticed the last chapter was in April, and I know this seems like a joke story, so I have no idea if that long is a hiatus or a discontinuation. Or just taking that long to write!
I've not a clue, but I'm hopeful.

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Man, I just got a bunch of monkeys in the back slamming down on typewriters. But the monkeys are without the bananas right now, and I'm trying to get them under control.

But thank you, for finding some joy in little ol' me. I have a chapter close to ready, but I'm at a camp at the moment and the service is horrendous.

Forsooth I wast not retarded, mind thee.

Luna is one of the greatest poets of our age.

This story is great. Maybe Nightmare Moon just needs some cheese to destress from the spider.

What did lie in the cage wast a dram hamster humping hence at a spider three times the size of that gent.

Zepher.exe has stopped working. :applejackconfused:

"What didst I bid thee!? What didst I bid thee!? Now thee hast fucked up! Now thee hast fucked up! Now thee! Has't! Fucked it up!" Luna mused.

I'm dying.

The absolute butchery of the ye Olde English is amazing. Frankly, I like it.

The mare in question was cowering behind a barricade of chairs as she wore a pot as a makeshift helmet.

That's adorable.

"Oh, how wonderful yond wast, sister! Didst thee seeth the way I did throw yond squirrel! It wenteth far over the lake!" I shouted.

Best line of the chapter. And the follow-up was almost as good.

...yeah, definitely AU. How do I know? Easy -- Canon!Luna isn’t anywhere near as hung up about spiders. :derpytongue2:

"And so, as a last-moment decision, I thought I'd jump in and try to save you from the Gay-Beam."

RUN ITS THE GAY BEAM
ITS TO FAST SAVE YOURSEHGKhGfHhH
*gayification noises*

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