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Chivalry ain't dead, but I might be. Good stories? Shit stories? Who knows, hope they entertain you at the least.

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Anon has been in Ponyville for almost three months now and has noticed some of the odd behaviors of the local ponies, they seem to burst out into song whenever they feel like and it can spread until it affects the whole town seemingly. Thanks to the fact that none of the ponies have ever heard him sing a few of those he's acquainted with grow concerned and curious about his ability to sing.



Completed for now.
No art because I'm not a popular kid.
Profanity because Fuck you.
Sex because of naughty words not naughty deeds.
If someone else already has a similar story, good job you probs did it better but here it is.

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Comments ( 41 )

i don't understand why people sing in their shower.
I spend those precious time coming up with an epic diss for my mom that would be a hard-hitter, but forgets it 5min later :rainbowwild:

The story was good, but the only part i don’t like is the insane amount of curse words.

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I lol'd.

That was good. But I really like NIN so that could be coloring my perception.

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Glad you liked it, NIN is also one of my favs. Part of the point of the story is how a guy that listens to NIN, Rammstein, etc. might end up in "let's sing friendship songs" land.

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To each their own, but that's why I had warnings.

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Good acoustics and privacy mostly.

Well, that and we don't just know the lyrics.

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I just thought anon's dramatization of the horrors of sporatic musical numbers was repetative. We get it, it's hellish! The swearing is pretty minor compartively, at least from my perspective.

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Fair enough I mostly wrote it in a haze after waking up, but I was kind of going for over the top. Comedy isn't something I'm great at, especially with how much of my own humor is gallows humor and personal state of mind. I do want other people to find enjoyment, if only a little, in what stories I actually publish though so I've been trying my hand at funny/stupid stuff. Hope you got a chuckle at least.

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Your comedy was alright, don't take it too hard. That was my only real gripe.

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No no, I appreciate criticism man. I'm mostly glad that you actually gave it a read.

I love stories about people responding to ponies singing and dancing.
does anyone know of more like this

YES i think this describes Pinkie to a fault "Pinkie said while gathering energy from whatever dimension of cocaine and red bull she drew upon" - "One cocaine horse convincing later..." as soon as I read that shit is funny!!!

Good one, I have good laugh at the end.

It was at that point the girls knew it was a very good thing they'd left Scoot out.

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Honestly, I've read Anon-fics with WAAAAY more swearing in them than this one. This is one of the milder ones, actually.
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And Fluttershy. Depending on the kind of Fluttershy this is, she might have broken into his home and bathroom at that.

a nice kek.

Sir, that piece was an absolute masterpiece.

Me at the beginning:
Ok green. Cool.

Me at the end:
SOMEONE GET THE DEFIBRILLATOR! I CAN'T BREATH! HAHAHAHAH!!! :pinkiecrazy:

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I don't think that this is anywhere near a masterpiece (as it was mostly fueled by horrible fever dreams, plus a mixture of tea and vodka), but I do thank you for the read and praise.

Oh! this is comedy gold!
My only regret is that I have but one thumb to give. Glad I'm not the only one who cringes every time they break out in song and dance.
Nine inch nails and Rammstein fan, it seems you have excellent taste in music, And I caught that Lord of the rings reffrence, I'm adding this to my favorites.

Can’t think of many songs that would be more concerning to be sure. Slaughter Your World maybe.

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There's always "Count Bodies Like Sheep" or one of my faves that would be the worst if Spike heard it would be "The Chosen Ones" by Dream Evil.

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Yeah those would provoke a similar reaction.

Creatures who live naked would not be shocked by a little f-bomb. Music about extreme violence, however... yeah. Read some Cannibal Corpse lyrics and imagine the magical little horses trying to wrap their brains around that!

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Oh hohoho. Yeah one of my old school friends growing up was heavily into Cannibal Corpse, he actually helped me get into the heavier things, but I still usually prefer power metal.

Profanity because Fuck you.

Well fuck you too. :moustache:

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And a merry Fucksmas to all!

Closer (Because I learned that I have new neighbors after I sang it loudly in my shower.)

:rainbowlaugh:
In our case, Significant Other and I (unintentionally) bemused our flat neighbours with a rather rousing (if I may say so myself) duet rendition of Trivium's In Waves:

We learned that our neighbours are also Trivium fans and that I cannot scream like Matt Heafy without sounding absolutely silly.


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Music about extreme violence, however... yeah. Read some Cannibal Corpse lyrics and imagine the magical little horses trying to wrap their brains around that!

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Yeah one of my old school friends growing up was heavily into Cannibal Corpse

Something like this then? (Starts at 0:18)

:derpytongue2:

Something tells me at least half of them are not entirely put off.

By the Sun and Moon that was absolutely hilarious how that ended.

On a side note I still wonder to this day if Fluttershy has any of those fainting goats in her family tree... :trollestia:

Actually the second song closer is really called I want to fuck you like a animal by Nine Inch Nails
The first one is Mein Hertz Brennt by Rammstein

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Song Title for those seeking on Youtube at least is Closer

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Thanks for the intel much appreciated

"Well remember when he was foal-sitting me, Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Belle when that huge Everfree Storm rolled over Ponyville? We were all scared that we might have nightmares, so we asked if he could do anything to help and he started to sing to us, but he was singing something in Germane. Something like nun liebe kinder gebt fein acht , after he was done he just sorta hummed the tune while we fell asleep. It sounded nice and all if a bit dark sounding, but he seemed a bit sad when he was singing it." Scootaloo looked over at the shy pegasus. "What about you?"

Is the germane supposed to be From Rammstein's Main Herz Brennt? I got to the end, and had my question answered so nevermind.

I wouldn't want to sing in public if I liked Nine Inch Nails either

Well shit,smother me with rainbow colored wings! This anon is a German!!!:rainbowlaugh:

Just like i am meine Brüder!:ajsmug:

Well, I guessed wrong on that one.
My first thought was Bloodhound Gang's "Bad Touch"

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