Anon challenges the mane 6 to a simple game of soccer.
Twilight The Mare. The Myth. The Legend! gets hit in the face with balls as per the title... not much else here aside from some light RGRE and crude humor in the form of a shitpost-like story.

Warnings are mostly for references except for violence... because Twilight is getting hit in the face with balls as the title implies... if you really don't get that bit by now I don't know what to tell you.

Cover is edit I made from this which was made by some cool artist bros. (ericneomatrix and seniorpony

This story is a sequel to Shower Singing

I made a sequel because sleep is for the week.

Anon continues his desperate floundering through pony society and trying to understand some of the forces at work. The results are shocking to say the least. Dragged on a diplomatic mission to a foreign land by the ruler of the land, Anon must confront more than a few fears and self doubts to overcome the coming storm.

Warning tags are for casual mentions and innuendoes so far.

(You don't really need to read the prequel to enjoy this story to it's fullest as it was mostly just for spoofs and laughs, but it is there if you'd like.)

Anon has been in Ponyville for almost three months now and has noticed some of the odd behaviors of the local ponies, they seem to burst out into song whenever they feel like and it can spread until it affects the whole town seemingly. Thanks to the fact that none of the ponies have ever heard him sing a few of those he's acquainted with grow concerned and curious about his ability to sing.

Completed for now.
No art because I'm not a popular kid.
Profanity because Fuck you.
Sex because of naughty words not naughty deeds.
If someone else already has a similar story, good job you probs did it better but here it is.

Atlas awakes, naked and afraid in the Everfree where he gets his bearings. His interactions with ponykind aren't exactly going as planned, but what can you do when they view you as a beast. Easy, be the most amazing fucking human version of Seabiscuit or Lassie that ever lived.

YHaY story setting where humans are treated as more expensive animals (like horses) rather than widespread creatures that fit the role of cattle/dog/cat/etc. Some are still used in bad way, but yeah. Rating and content are subject to change.

Cosmic Genie goes 'fuck it' and send a human to Equestria to fulfill three wishes at once.
1. Lyra's desire to meet a human.
2. Twilight's desire to read books 'nopony' has ever read before
3. Human's desire for some nachos
Resulting in a human being teleported onto the table that Twilight and Lyra had been sharing whilst eating some nachos. How will he react? How will they? What about the Nachos?!

No set direction yet, but I hope you enjoy and I am open to suggestions.